I'm going to visit in about a week the balkans so I'd like to know a few things, balkan bros

I'm going to visit in about a week the balkans so I'd like to know a few things, balkan bros
What are these countries relationships?
Who hates who?
Who's bros with who?

I see so many anons from these places have so different stances and I'm getting confused

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Everyone hates everyone, simple as that.

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Don't go further than Croatia.

Basarabia e Romania

Stay away from my country, not even joking.

Greece is also in the Balkans you know.

In the Balkans, there is only one regional, economic and cultural power, and that is Bulgaria. Always has and always will be. We are the most advanced and civilized nation in this region, everyone else is backward, primitive and undeveloped, not to mention historically insignificant.

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cringe and redpilled

kosovo only hates serbia

albania is the least religious country in the balkans and has no problems with anyone

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Kosovo is Serbia

My ancestors would beat up your ancestors.

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I went there a year go for a pal's wedding. Don't worry, I don't think romania in general is a summer tourist destination

Are you interested in vacation or work?

Vacation, I'm fine where I am at the moment

done charity work in Romania a few weeks back, thought it was a nice enough country, good local food and hospitality

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I would suggest you go to these 3 places. Southern Albania, Greece(Northwest, west or an island) or Budva/Kotor in Montenegro and Croatia.
Southern Albania is really fucking good, took me completely by surprise. For you it may be a bit better since 90% of the people there had pretty good Italian. Greece is good as well, maybe better however the problem is you need to find the good parts. I would suggest you go to Santorini, or find some exclusive islands, which aren't that expensive.
Montenegro is pretty good, been there twice. You can have a lot of fun in Budva, maybe even rent a boat, the nightlife is a blast etc.
Croatia is really good, however I worked extensively there and never got to the chance to take a proper vacation since I wanted to turn back here to meet my family/friends. But I think you won't be disappointed.

hahahahaha bulgaria hahahahaha

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>I worked extensively there
what was your job

Energy sector

INFIDELS

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>Southern Albania, Greece(Northwest, west or an island) or Budva/Kotor in Montenegro and Croatia
Albania in general since it has been promoted by many italian friends who went there already and 2nd generation diaspora, I'm going to stay most
Before that, I'm going to stay in Pag (croatia) for 5 days and tour around maybe 2 days, then stop 2 days in montenegro, then albania for maybe another week. After that, we'll see (as I'm going with a group of friends) to visit Sofia and Belgrade, then going home back in Italy

Greece I know well, three years in a row that I kept going on vacation there and wanted to change once in a while, still thanks for the recommendation

I usually take my vacations either on Capri or Verona. I really like Italy, been all over it.

Serbs like Macedonians and to an extent people in parts of Bosnia. Croats despise Serbs and to an extent people in parts of Bosnia, people in Slovenia are pretty chill with Serbs and the rest but im not sure about Croats. Some Serbs dislike people in Romania and Bulgaria cause of the wars before the Great War and the war it self, but most people dont care that much. Greeks and Serbs are bros. Its very complicated, and the "these guys like/dont like these other guys" is very subjective and to varying degrees. Just when you are in Croatia dont mention Serbs at all, and in Serbia avoid saying Croatia, and you should be good for the most part.

Romanians are bros as well.

All you need to know is that EVERY balkan shithole is our rightful clay.
Soon the balkaniggers are going to suck Greek cock.
After the great world war that is cumming.
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Greek tribes never went further than Macedonia. You have no claim on it apart from saying it’s all Byzantium clay

You have to rebuild your country from literal ashes first, Stavros

Godspeed to you

Seeing how the ex-yugo balkan-niggers are constantly fighting each other in Jow Forums I hope a nuclear bomb would wipe them out.

Just enjoy the visit, spend all your money, and go home. Why would you want to get involved in ethnic rivalries?

Just don't talk about politics, most people dont give a shit about other countries. Those who hate others are retards and you should just stay away from them.

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>Who hates who?
>Who's bros with who?

See pic for less confusion

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Nah, not really about getting involved but generally curious about stances they have about each other, and in case of involvement, avoid to say something stupid

>Albania
>white
pick one

Do you know that we had an SS division made of albanians in ww2? kek

When you are in Albania, don't forget to go in Apollonia. Probably oldest city in europe

cannon fodder

Add Šuto Orizari to your list. You will love it.

I would suggest just not appearing to pick a side. Listen to the rants and drink lots of rakija

Sure that. The itinerary is at the moment:
>A national park(?) in the north - 1 day
>Berat - 1 day
>Saranda - 3 days
>Ksamil - 3 days

Then we have to decide how to go to Sofia, but I guess we could add Šuto Orizari as a detour as we're going by camper

>drink lots of rakija
Sure that

1) Albania is cancer
2) The rest fight eachother over some 200 year old feud

Population comparison of Turkey's thrace and countries of Europe and surrounding areas

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where's us wtf

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Wow, it's a memedonian LARPer.
Who ever saw that one coming?

that's because two thirds of istanbul's population is in europe

My actual laptop can't handle the photoshop. Wait

>Šuto Orizari
U crazy. That's gyppo capital of Balkans.

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serbs hate croats and bosniaks.
croats hate serbs and bosniaks.
bosniaks hate serbs and croats.

everything else is not worth visiting desu

We are not balkan..

We are, the only difference is that we stopped Turks at Sisak so unlike south bros, we weren't affected by the cultural and ethnic change brought upon by the Turks over the course of 500 years.
I mean Croats SORT OF dodged the bullet but not by much.

did they sell the disabled panzers for scrap metal??