ONE DAY AS TRUMP

Literally become literally Hitler.

i would fuck my daughter

Have a threesome with Melania and Ivanka.

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Nuke China and Israel then blow a load of jizz into Melanias mouth.

fuck ivanka

Nuke Israel.

Transfer a lot of money to the real me.

Fuck Barron desu

push the big red nuclear button the second I realize what is going on

This, everything else that matters would follow naturally.

>What do you, yourself, honestly do?
Nuke Israel.

>this
Then have two scopes of ice cream and yell for a coke

Tell people to repent!

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i don't want to see you or your kind around /sp/ anymore, fucking nonce

I buy Jow Forums & hire competent mods who will delete every useless thread on Jow Forums

Sign executive order banning any elected official from having dual citizenship.

Have sex with Ivanka.

Kill myself

disband 2 party system
nuke middle east
nuke canada
invade Europe

I 100% honestly NUKE Iran, Saudi Arabia, the Ukraine, Australia and Israel and Canada.

If I can only get 2 nukes off before I'm assassinated by (((them))), then I would nuke Australia and Canada.

This.

send niggers to africa

Round up the entire (((media))) stuff a one way plane ticket to Liberia into their pockets and chokeslam them all out the oval office window one by one.

Then have a big ass BBQ for the troops funded by the welfare we aren't giving Israel and the middle east anymore.

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have all kikes and commies executed

>Pardon Dylan Roof and Ted Kaczynski
>executive order the bureau of engraving to print $30 billion, ignoring the federal reserve, and use it to fund the wall
>rescind omnibus spending on any anti-white or pro-jew shit
>fire all the cucks in government, especially army officers
>tell the military to cut all its PC shit and embrace a super masculine aesthetic that will naturally attract people instead of having to bribe niggers to do desk jobs
>tell the FBI and other alphabet agencies that we're working on an anti-white supremacist operation and we need them to spread good nazi propaganda in order to help
>use the military and CIA connections to hollywood to encourage nationalism and virtue, while cutting the PC crap
>randomly nominate Jow Forumsacks to vacant judge positions or any other position that doesn't require Senate confirmation
>tell Jared to gtfo
>tell Ivanka to divorce Jared and use Linda McMahon's football connections from the XFL to hook Ivanka up with Tom Brady
>replace all the cucks in the white house with far-right people

Look at this good goy mutt.

Get together with Jeff Sessions to plan and then issue an executive order abolishing birthright citizenship
The liberal salt would be at a whole new level

swallow as much kike sperm as I can

Shitpost on Twitter instead of Jow Forums. Otherwise everything the same.

Pardon everyone in federal prison for non-violent crimes not related to fraud or theft. Order the DEA to make all drugs Schedule V, and if possible, OTC. Impede, assault, and dismantle ICE, the ATF, the DEA, the NSA, the EPA, and all other alphabet-soup organizations to the greatest extent possible. Pre-emptive pardons for all Americans regarding all federal law that isn't related to theft, fraud, or aggressive violence. Withdraw the United States from the U.N. - set up own declaration of human rights based upon the sovereignty and rights of the individual. Officially apologize to all Americans, and the people of the world, for the unprovoked violence exercised against them by the federal government. Write an executive order authorizing civilian use of lethal force against any local, State, or federal government agent who aggresses against their natural rights. Pass a framework and timeline to transition to full lassiez-faire Anarcho-Capitalism.

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order the audit of the federal reserve
throw aipac out on it's ass
disband the alphabet agencies

Destroy Israel and declare that every kike shall be gassed.
Offer to every nigger 5 thousand dollars if they give up their american citizenship and move to africa(most will do so because of muh gibs).
Announce that if mexico and beaners don't stop with illegal immigration, America will see it as an act of war and will turn their shithole into a wasteland.

Order wing attack plan-R

Nuke everything and hope nothing from this hellscape of a species survives

Fund Palestinian Ba'athist insurgencies to overthrow Israel en masse

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Kill my Jewish in-Laws and nuke Israel, New York, and California.

Pound out Melania
Have a catch with Barron
Pound out Melania
Clear a few backlogged Medal of Honor ceremonies
Pound out Melania
Cook a light meal for Melania and Barron
Pound out Melania
Hold press brief to announce that niggers and kikes are continuing their attempts to destroy this country
Pound out Melania
Work with Nationalist world leaders to expel the fucking rats from the nations for which their ancestors bled
Pound out Melania
Make this thread
Sleep for twenty minutes
My day ends mid cloister with Melania

Also, fuck kikes and their fucking retarded captcha

drink 12 diet cokes

>Offer to every nigger 5 thousand dollars

I'd put a bounty on their asses and tell Cletus it's open season.

Have ICE arrest all kikes in America and hang them (yes, all 5mil of them) for treason.
Then, when Israel spergs out about it, I nuke Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Haifa, killing another 6million (those three cities make up over half of Israels population).
When all is said and done, (((their))) population will be reduced from ~18mil to 6-7mil.
Never again will those rats infect the West with their subversion.

That is only on the ones who don't leave.
No reason to start a civil war if you can just convince them to gtfo on their own.
After that then you can do open season on the ones that remain(very little, since niggers are dumb)

Legalize weed while simultaneously deporting all the illegals with the national guard. Feel like that's a good curveball

tweet "Gas the kikes, race war now"
tweet "better DEAD than RED!"

We are already in the beginnings of Balkanization. Might as well have the ethnic cleansings proceed in an orderly fashion. We can convert the dead niggers into biodiesel for out 4x4 hunting rigs.
>energyvulture.com/2015/01/03/biofuel-from-used-pig-carcasses/

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Hold a rally to blame Obama for gamergate.

Blast Israel with all evidence against them and fire Kushner.

nuke Mexico, Africa and Israel

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Leak/disclose absolutely everything to the people. Wake everyone up.

unseal the classified secrets, obama, jfk, ufo, the fed, everything. then i'd go have a 3some with ivanka and the wife

>nuke Africa
why are you nuking what is already a wasteland?

Nationalize the banks!

Help myself to two scoops of desert, for breakfast of course.

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"To Israeli PM Netanyahu: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE,"

Nuke every square inch of China

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schedule a press conference

provide a huge amount of incontrovertible proof that the leader of the most powerful, nuclear armed nation on earth has been mindjacked by a psychotic NEET

cause global pandemonium when people realize that anyone, anywhere, can be taken, just for (You)s

Make the JQ public. The backlash would kill his public image and almost certainly end his presidency, but it might actually get the ball rolling on freeing our culture from the nose.

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>EC ON DUAL CITIZENS TO BE BANNED FROM OFFICE
>NATURALIZE FED AND BACK UP ON BASE OF SERVICE AND GOOD
>DECLARE JEWS TO BE ENEMY OF USA
>repeal 1965 immigration act
>double power to ice and remove all the spics trail of tear style until job is done tHen remove the power.
>all of restore of USA
> fuck Melania until I wake up

I change mine to this

Nuke Israel.

Order JSOC to kill every known traitor

burn down the white house and sell my kids into sex slavery in mexico then deport my wife and call her a commie after liquidating all my assets and dumping the money in a bank account that trump doesnt own but the real me does then take a flight to madagascar and throw away all my phones and destroy the ones on air force one after forcing all the secret service and pilots to leave their phones behind

the next day i shall be taking all my money and moving out of the country

> Not so fast Donnie lover

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Bang ivanka

send my real self irrefutable proof via email of israeli infiltration of US / western governments, basically leaking from the direct source and causing either civil war across the west or the 139532592395293022395th jewish purge

>What do you, yourself, honestly do?
admit I'm a spineless, lying pussy and kill myself.

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This

Executive order - all states must allow US citizens to voluntarily buy into medicaid for basic health insurance for $100 per month per induvidual.

For every year a doctor provides volunteer healthcare (not paid for and any way, shape, or form) Two years of medical school debt will be paid for by the taxpayer (up to 100k per year)

This will be funded by letting other countries figure their shit out when something happens. And if they have something we want and can take easily, it's ours.

watch fox

This - Based.

based xiumin

take a close look at what's going on with the 7 Board of Governor's seats on the Fed Reserve.
He's already doing it.

Share and retweet pro-Trump memes and articles and just caption it "lol"

Why Tom Brady and not Aaron Rodgers?

Unfortunately, I think all you would be left with is Turks. They can survive radiation I’m told.

Post a picture of my dong on twitter and challenge the world leaders to a dick measuring contest. Smoke a blunt during an emergency address about Golden Grahams. Messily eat a bag of Cheetos, and just stare down the press pool like "Fuckin' say somethin', bitch."

>Cook a light meal
You are the president and going to cook a meal like a prole?

Summon the press corps, then rape Ivanka in front of them.

You're welcome for saving your country in the most fun(for me) way possible.

Hold a press conference and force the press to Roman salute at Secret Service gunpoint.

>What do you, yourself, honestly do?
Name the Jew

>Post picture of my dong
Prole tier
>Post picture of dong in Melanias mouth
Patrician tier

Nuke Mexico. And then call up Melania and McDougal for a threeway.

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Disband the senate and house. Order 66 the (((media))). Build a wall with automated machine gun turrets and mine the Mexico side of the wall. Nuke the entirety of the middle east and hold the world hostage with threats of nuclear annihilation.

Then order someone to get me a coke and become the villian the world painted as.

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I would do all above,

I will challenge the traitor in pistol dueling on live Tv with 4K!

Fuck his wife. Then have Tel Aviv nuked. Fuck his wife again. Nuke mecca. Fuck his wife again. Nuke brussels.

>post pic of Michelle's dong in Bobamba's mouth
God tier.

Lots of good ideas in this thread.

Kek - This.

Pardoning Roof might be a good idea in this case; he is effective

Close the southern border completely.
Enact nationwide reciprocity for handguns.
Suspend NFA classification for firearms.
Outlaw AW bans.
Enact a flat single rate income tax for all citizens and corporations.
Cut the flat tahx by one third for companies who manufacture their goods in the united states, and are owned 50.01% or more by US citizens.