WA state voters guide with hilarious summaries

from reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/92qsda/i_found_a_copy_of_the_wa_state_voters_guide_that/

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>school of hard knocks, University of Life

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Shit thread

Why haven't burgers voted GoodSpaceGuy in yet?
Would unironically vote for him If I could

go back to that shithole, faggot. dont give two fucks about some words some neon-haired fucktard wrote who is even less "qualified" for positions that are worded in the fucking laws as anyone can run or be

>George H. Kalberer
>Kick Xi Jinping's ass (...)
I didn't know that chad was running for senator

>SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS
did they print his Facebook profile by accident?

I voted for Brad Chase. The "FDFR party" stands for The Fuck Democrats Fuck Republicans party. Plus the dudes name is Brad. It was an easy choice for this Washington user.

There's an interesting pattern between all the candidates that had something positive said about them
Can Jow Forums spot the similarities?