What's your excuse to not be in the Catholic Church?

What's your excuse to not be in the Catholic Church?

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because i'm a protestant

Because I'm not gay

I'm agnostic and too poor to tithe.

Disgusting

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fuck off jews.

because the current pope is a heretic and needs to be hanged.

I dont know why Catholics even pretend they love Christ they basically ignore everything he said.
And this fucking pope is Satan in the flesh, yet they hail him like a king.
No thnks.

>What's your excuse to not be in the Catholic Church?
pedos, lies, deception, hiding the truth
also Jesus was Buddhist but stupid people.gif.

That's no excuse to not be in the only true Church
People don't leave just because they don't agree with the Pope on everything

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Join the band of unrepentant boy fuckers? No way.

Catholics are far more Christian in theory than the disgraceful and heretical Mormons but they've both become disgraces to the very word Christian. Catholics need a reformation that neither the pope or his flock of cowards have the stomach for.

Catholic doctrine is blatantly heretical. Even a basic knowledge of scripture will indicate this.

Transubstantiation
Infallibility of the Pope
The Deity of Mary
Forgiveness of sin from a man
Salvation in good works (and not grace alone with the fruit of good works)

All are anti-Biblical and straight from the pit of hell.

The Roman church is the whore of Revelation. They are in league with the jews and active pedophile networks globally, (those that deny that Jesus is the Son of God) and in the last days, the anti-Christ as spoken of by the prophet John in Revelation.

Jesus Christ is Lord.

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Kill yo self

1 3 4 are patently false though.

Thall shalt not bear false witness.

This. Catholics always claim authority by quoting themselves.

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Eastern Orthodox is the true church, heathen

Im an athiest but unironically would be Catholic if any Abrahamic religion

>Being this retarded
What should I expect? You'd have to be seriously low IQ to stay on this site for more than 6 months to a year.

Because I am a loser and jack off every once in a while and don't want to incur the wrath of God by being a sinner in his church.

>What's your excuse to not be in the Catholic Church?
I don't believe in fairy tales

>this many excuses to not take the narrow path

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you'll be on the left hand of God on judgement day with the jews and those that denied Jesus' blood alone has removed the stain of sin from us and He has made us new creatures in Christ.

repent of your heretical church. seek and you will find.

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>the narrow path
Yes, the narrow path that leads to hell, why follow it?

>all these apply to Eastern Orthodox
>none applied to the Aristolean pagan Catholic Church

do i have to rape children to be appointed a pope by god?

Tell me more about sola scriptura and sola fide. I want to hear your rationalization.

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Because confession is heresy and the pope has no connection to God that anyone else doesn't have. The only true path is through the son.

The Pope chit is Catholic nonsense used to centralize their heresies and power. St Paul sat as St James presided over him in Jerusalem. St Paul also had more than one successor, since he presided over Antioch before Rome

*Peter, obviously

I'm white and not a pedo.

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Roman Catholic or Orthodox Catholic?

You know which one

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The current Pope, educated by "Fresh Intellectuals", is a commie pedo.

Along with kiddie diddling.

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make that elephant and underage boy and make all of those people catholic priests and it would be real.

Jesus didn't found the church. The Holy Spirit did on the day of Pentecost. You might argue semantics, I would tell you to read the Bible

"Gave the world the Bible" Is this a joke? The RCC burned people at the stake for translating the Bible into the common tongue.

Sacraments - Every church has the sacraments. RCC bastardized them and made their participation equal to the finished work of Christ on the cross. Of course, in the Catholic church, Jesus is still on the cross.

You are completely ignorant of Church history if you think yours is the only church that can trace its history to the apostles. You have heard of the Orthodox church right? You rewriting history to create a succession back to Peter means nothing in reality.

The universal church is a function of the working of the Holy Spirit on all true believers in Christ. No one man has authority. In fact, the Pope is a heretic for claiming to speak on behalf of Christ, seeking in effect to stand in the place of Christ and the Holy Spirit of God.


Repent of your idolatry and heresy.

i'm italian but am protestant

based

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Catholic Church was officially founded in 325 AD during the Council of Nicea.

I'm not a cuck

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The Pope, obviously. You literally have no counterargument for this, your highest leader - the spiritual descendent of Jesus Christ is kissing the feets of migrants and promoting Islam.

This sole Finn

Fuck you and your cos-play LARPing kiddo-fondling sky-moomin assembly.

And WTF is happening to you Finns lately? My unalloyed faith in your intellect is fast ebbing away.

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Men are imperfect but that doesn't invalidate the Church.

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Absolutely based. The church is the community of believers in Christ, not necessarily an institution, and St. Peter did not have primacy. Also, very funny that the Catholic Church claims that the bible alone is not source of doctrine, but use scripture entirely to argue their points.

pic related, Catholicuck

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No wonder Spain is full of homosexual manlets.

>Transubstantiation
doesn't mean what you so dearly wish it means

I am not an idolworshipper

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Because I'm Anglican. Trying to convert to Orthodoxy but haven't worked up the courage yet.

As far as I'm concerned the RC is still more bankrupt than Anglicanism and we have homosexual clergy and women bishops. At least some of our anglo-catholic parishes are still pretty patristic in nature.

Anyways, pray for me anons. Trying to walk the road of Orthodox but I just can't stand the Eastern tradition and the ethnic BS. Looking for a Western Rite church. The only one near me is 2 hours away though.

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>tfw this thread is me trying to come up with a reason not to convert to Catholicism

Religious Moomins can't meme a connotation.

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You're making a mockery of your traditional folklore.

>Men are imperfect

Which is why the Catholic heresy continues and the RCC splintered. True believers can only abide so much heresy before they recognize the error of "Catholic" doctrine. You are free to wallow in the vain traditions of power hungry men who murdered their brethren in Christ, sought to institute an earthly kingdom when Jesus said His was not of this world and is in the hearts of believers, hang graven images up everywhere, sell salvation as if was theirs to give and take, lie about apostolic succession (Peter founded the first church in Jerusalem, why does the Pope live in Rome?) , Baptize infants who are not old enough to understand the Gospel, make works a requirement for God's free gift of Grace, etc. etc.

You're a heretic who loves a "church" full of homosexuals and pedophiles more than Christ. Repent and come out of that unclean pit with only the trappings of "Christian" religion.

>Flaming gay old homo club

No thanks.

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Our national epic ends with the arrival of Christianity (the Catholic Church) and driving away of the old gods

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Because i don't want to praise a false jewish god

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>You'd have to be seriously low IQ to stay on this site for more than 6 months to a year.
youll be here long after that time frame has passed

I'll take Tapio and Tuoni of your faggot Jude roach.

>Catholic Church breaks off from Orthodox Church
>claims it’s the first
Lmao
>kills all the European pagans
>takes all their holy texts
>steals their religion
>combine it with a kike on a stick
>keep all pagan holy texts locked up in the Vatican pope library
>everything we need to know about paganism that’s been lost to us is in there
>they won’t open it to the public because it will destroy the church

Wow, what a convincing image, I will now proceed to ignore thousands of years of arguments in the iconoclastic issue in favor of this very clever meme depicting a point no one had previously thought of...

*over

>kisses statue like pedo faggot
>idol worship

pick both

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Don`t worry, hes going to be shunned by mainstream Finnish society for his belief in God anyways.

But the child of Marjatta is the King of Karelia

And what frigging point, if any, are you making?

"Thousands of years of arguments" is a fucking meme unto itself, Chico.

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That's fucking disgusting. Auto de Fe now

Because I'm Orthodox, and not a heretic

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>Kekistani flag

I hope so. There's only several million of you thoroughbred Finns. I wonder why you folks aren't appreciated more as THE bastion of traditional Nordic-European values.

Fuck off Soini, you are a traitor