ITT post your best racist jokes
Racist Jokes
Joshua Walker
Jayden Rodriguez
What’s the difference between a nigger and a gorilla?
Charles Flores
Do you know what, I don't have any. Black people haven't done much in the history of the human race but given the chance they probably could create a decent culture, but because we held them as slaves and they have an in built hatred for us, I have to hate them. It's us or them, and I chose us, and they are inferior in terms of knowing combat and warfare. I feel sorry for them.
Asher James
gorillas don't shoot people 50 metres away from my doorstep
Jacob Flores
lol that's the best one so far! Too bad the bad white man interfered in their nigger world otherwise they might have been building civilizations by now and sheeit.
Julian Fisher
What do you call a black sheboon who's had 50 abortions?
A crime fighter.
James Perez
I think if we hadn't divided up Africa into warring factions, we would be looking at huge countries with massive populations that would be well supplied with materials, locally sourced. Don't be a fool, we took them as slaves and we divided a continent that is the most mineral rich continent on Earth. We did it to keep them down, now we have to keep this up in a modern world. I'm not saying they would dominate us, by no means are blacks intelligent enough to dominate whites, but they would be a problem right now, on par with the middle east.
Ryan Cooper
Why do blacks believe they wuz Egyptian kangz?
Because evidence shows there was no daddies just mummies
Hunter Rivera
What do you get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?
Something that can pick a shitload of cotton.
Henry Gomez
None, both get shot.
Brayden Wilson
A man is waiting in line at the bus stop and says to the gentleman next to him "what times the bus due?"
The man next to him turns around and says, "Ten past three, you black bastard"
Lucas Gutierrez
gorillas aren't capable slaves
Ryan Sullivan
Jaxson Parker
why do jews have big noses?
cause the air is free.
how do you get 50 jews out of a train?
you stop at auswitch.
why is the kinder eg black outside and white inside?
because if it was black inside it would steal the surprise..
Dylan Price
nah. the feed the africans campaigns in the 80s kept a lot of them alive when it's nature for them to have poor rates of kids that make it to adulthood. now we're gonna deal with the baby boomers:african gibsmedats edition
Matthew Reyes
A gorilla can feed a family of four
Bentley Morris
What's worse than the Holocaust?
6 million more Jews.
Noah Howard
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A shooting just happened outside that place
Aiden Wright
We did cause a massive increase in African births with out medicines and hospitals. But no other culture on Earth suffered the white mans hand like the black man. We seriously fucked them up.
Josiah Young
The punchline is "an eight row cotton picker that runs on watermelon"
Jacob Jenkins
Jow Forumsdad humor right there, and I love it. kek
Michael Wood
I came up with this one last week:
>what's the favourite car of a slave?
>Mazda. Mazda.
Matthew Ward
What’s the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
A bicycle doesn’t start singing when you put a chain on it.
Jayden Carter
How do you fit six million Jews in a Volkswagen Bug?
Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.
Isaiah Perry
Truck, bowling balls, nigger eggs, you've all heard that one.
What's this have to do with politics?
Oliver Long
What do you say when you see your TV glowing at night?
>drop it nigger
What do you call a black man standing in a field?
>antique farm equipment
Brandon Torres
What do an apple and a nigger have in common? Both look good hanging from a tree.
Hey holocaust jokes aren’t funny... my grandfather died at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower.
Michael Miller
>What's this have to do with politics?
Found the nigger.
Josiah Brooks
What do you call a homosexual on roller skates?
Rolaids
Luke Johnson
how do you get all the niggers out of America? Promise them that Africa has a new fried-chicken plant that grows on its own
Nicholas Evans
Where is the punch line?
Jayden Myers
Fuck off kike. You're not white.
Mason Morgan
If two gay black men adopt kids, how do they decide who gets to abandon the family?
Jordan Foster
Terrible
Cameron Evans
A black man walks into a job interview.
Jason Hall
Dont make fun of WW2! My great grandfather died in it. He shot himself in his bunker in 1945 in Berlin
David James
Easton Diaz
humanity is fucked.
Anthony Gomez
I came up with this one but what is the difference between Hitler and Assad?
They both didn't gas anyone
Connor Mitchell
Bullshit. The Africans have done nothing much but war on each other since whitey fucked off. They are being colonised again by the Chinese now because they lack even the very basic ability to organise themselves into building infrastructure to take free shit buried in the ground and turn it into wealth.
India kept British laws and systems of government, and has come roaring out of the starting blocks since dropping failing socialist guff in 1991
Big difference - Pajeets had complex cultures, engineering, written language, philosophy, and so on before whites did. Energing from white colonialism, they know they are better than untermensch because they have the evidence surrounding them. The Taj Mahal may have been commisioned by a raghead, but it knocks every single European monument out of the park. I've seen it. Pajeets only feel inferior because a country as small as Britain cucked them so hard in the first place.
A black has nothing much to fall back on at all if they reject western culture. They managed to pick up some irrigation techniques from the Egyptians and build a palace at great Zimbabwe, and thats about it. That's the sickness infecting the African mindset and culture, they have a bunch of stuff whites brought to them, and nothing to temper it with that is their own. It infects black culture in the US to with all this we wuz kangz n shiet.
Carson Hill
What do you do if you have enough money to send half of all the blacks from American back to Africa?
>send all of them halfway
What do you call 5 niggers in the ocean?
>pollution
what do you call all the niggers in the ocean?
>solution
What's 5000 niggers on the moon?
>A good start
What's the difference between a black lambo and a dead nigger?
>I haven't got a black lambo in my garage
what do you call 6 white guys pushing a car up a hill?
>white power
What do you call 6 niggers pushing a car up a hill?
>black power
what do you call 6 Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
>grand theft auto
2 black guys are in the back of a car - who's driving?
>The police
what 5 white things does a black man have?
>teeth, palms, soles, eyes, owner
Bentley Edwards
Carter Robinson
>what's the difference
>states a similarity
Is the joke your IQ?
Parker Turner
Fuck I messed it up hold on
Josiah Ward
Jose Campbell
Whats the similarity between Hitler and Assad
They both didn't gas anyone
My bad before lmao
Christian Carter
white people
both racist and a joke
Charles Green
Every other race had something. Even the spics had reached Egyptian level society and had complex artwork and history with the Ziggurats and the Native Americans had developed war tactics, hunting, new weapons and more
Levi Price
>teeth
>white
yeah no bergjude youve clearly never seen a nigger in real life
Luke Robinson
Africans invent a car that can run only on water - so the Europeans, Japanese and Americans come to check it out
The Africans show off the new ride, it looks sweet, and take it for a test drive
As they are driving around the American asks "so, how fast van this baby go?"
The African driver steps on the pedal and the car jumps forward - 100mph, going good - 150mph, still strong - 200mph the car starts to slow down
Japanese asks what's up?
The Africans say it just needs to be refueled - everyone gets out and the European heads round to the side
"No, no" say the Africans - it fills up at the front
They shrug and all go round to the hood
The Africans pop the bonet and there's 8 black guys underneath all panting heavily
>water.. water..!
Jaxson Lewis
>we did it
Africans were captured by other africans who sold them to jewish merchants, who would in turn sell them abroad
Caleb Davis
[glow brightness set to 100%]
Hudson Wright
Brandon Cruz
what do you call a pregnant black woman?
>kinder surprise
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
>the bucket
What do you call a black priest?
>holy shit
What did God first say when he made a black man?
>shit, I burnt them
why a nigger got white palms?
>they were standing up against a wall when God spraypainted them
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
>one. they're efficient and unfunny
:^)
Nathaniel Lewis
I'm not diagnosing why they didn't achieve anything though.
No trade / colonising by whites & Arabs in Africa = still no civilisation, for sure
I wasnt disputing that, I was pointing out why they still largely manage to fail when handed it on a plate
Hudson Morris
lol
Jacob Martinez
I like this. I will remember it and reformulate it into an actual joke.
Henry Campbell
Yes but you have to realize that the white man benefited them. Before he came along they were still at caveman tier society when everyone else had moved on. Not every single black is a subhuman but had we left Africa completely un touched, to where no country even stepped foot in it they would still be killing and eating each other with rocks and sticks
Dominic Parker
Giggled that's a new one to me.
Michael Smith
Not just the white man but almost every race introduced to the african
Benjamin Richardson
Here are a few lighthearted jokes our man Dan Harmon made. Throwing italiens into the basket with mongrels and jews made me snap. Enjoy this OC that will be the end of him.
Alexander Harris
I laughed! I am stealing this.
Joshua Taylor
Sharing a few of my favorites
What's the difference between a dead black person in the road and a dead dog in the road?
>swerve marks
Why do black people get hit by cars more in winter than any other season?
>easier to see
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
>stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death
Why did the black woman not wear panties to the picnic?
>keep the flies away from the chicken
Why did the black kid break down crying when he had diarrhea?
>thought he was melting
What's the worst thing you can call a black person starting with N and ending with R?
>neighbor