ONE DAY AS TRUMP CONTINUED

i put alex soro s but it changed it to jones?

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The media should have made the story that Trump colluded with Australians. Much more believable considering his behavior

Place landmines along southern border

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yes, why , not

Nuke the planet.

Why ?

Fuckin kiwis

Suck Putin's delicious cock.

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You lefties sure love homophobic "memes" don't you? I thought you were above "homophobia" and only the right was "homophobic"?

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Rally my full support behind Syria and put Israel on immediate notice.

this is the most sensible post

fly to Japan and play golf with Shinzo Abe, set myself up as well as a can for when I get back in my body.

It's called projecting.

Nuke Israel.

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Apologize to humanity and kill myself

Kill myself

This

Demand some diet coke

Fill all of Melania's holes with my cum

Get a machine gun and shoot up the press room. Happening of the century. POTUS would be killed and the fucking civil would kick off because NO ONE would believe it.

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grab all the bitches in the white house by the pussy

Admit Puerto Rico as a state and throwout the corrupt commonwealth government.

Admit Guam as a State.

Admit US Virgin Islands as a State.

Tell Denmark: Greenland belongs to the US then send them some cash and to deal with it.

Split up California and declare San Franciso an environmental disaster zone so we can force out the airheads.

Annex the border states of Mexico and launch massive military campaign to get rid of the cartels.

Last but not least offer Alberta, Canada to join the United States and have a Coke with 2 scoops of Ice Cream.

- Delete progressive income tax.
-Order flat 15% tax on all personal and business income. This includes churches.
-Return all troops to US soil. Promise the countries we're currently occupying that we'll be back for good if they fuck with us again.
-Jail Hillary The Cunt.
-Kick California out of the union.
-Cancel The Wall, replace it with pic related.
-Disband NASA's manned space program. Start taking bids for permanent moon colony from the private sector.
-Legalize and tax (15% !) prostitution and marijuana.
-Release the aliens held at Area 52.

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work harder on ending affirmative action, especially for women.

Immediately go play golf. There's a plan in motion, and I wouldn't want to fuck with it. I'd probably think long and hard about fucking Melania on a Viagra binge, but if the fucker swapped bodies with me, he'd come find me and kick my ass.

Fuck that nonsense. I'd just go golfing, and let "the plan" continue as planned.

Declare war against Russia, reinstate the draft, this time limited to all able-bodied democrat men and women. Have fun dying in Sibera, soibois and SJW womyn.

Nuke Israel.

> activate reserve militia
> executive order allowing citizens arrests of illegal aliens by armed American citizens
> order US Navy boats to torpedo and sink NGO boats "rescuing" African migrants.
> pardon all members of reserve militia for 1 year for any forced deportation of illegal immigrants.

You can pardon people ahead of them violating court orders and forcing people out of the country by force.

I'd also annex large chunks of Mexico to process illegals outside the US court system.

Openly state that whites are being replaced. A sitting president declaring this would light a fire under whites.

Fuck Ivanka

What about Ivanka?

Testing Soros

THREE FUCKING SCOOPS

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strip off all my clothes and run out onto the white house lawn, and then pound out creamy loads until every network on earth has catalogued my erection in holographic detail for the annals of history.

Nuke cali

post pics on twitter of me eating cheese burgers in bed

>Shut down the FBI
>Shut down the CIA
>Bang Melania at least 4 times throughout the day
>Have lunch with Ivanka
>Declare martial law in California and give full power to ICE and Blackwater mercenaries
>Have Jerry Brown publicly executed for sedition
>Sign an executive order to ship off every single illegal alien and every leftist (including RINOs) congressman /senator immediately to Somalia or Antarctica
>Start enforcing the Communist Control Act
>Declare the Armenian Genocide a genocide

>Churches

Churches are paid by donations. It's illegal to tax donations because it's considered four taxation.

bomb Mecca using a plane with an Israeli transponder

Nuke the following countries:

Iraq
Syria
Israel
Saudi
Mexico
Congo

Then the following cities:

London
Detroit
San Jose
St. Louis
Paris
Rome
Grozny
Perth

Order hits on my political enemies with the weapon of choice... battleaxe or iron maiden.

Get to sleep early for a big day tomorrow. Japan ain't gonna nuke itself... oh wait...

I would go straight into Melania raw.

Day of the Rope.
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Man how tempting for trump it must be to just post ''nigger'' on twitter. imagine the shitshow for months just because of that

Just take her right where she stands
>oh no Donald i can't i might get pr-

Implicate everyone in the administration and top republicans in the house and senate. Then resign.

Resign.

You could just post N and have fun twitter start a chain to complete it

why would a man who isnt racist be tempted to do that.

cuz its fun? retard

small minds

BUILD

It's fucking income and churches are criminal enterprises anyway. It's MY day as president so fuck off. When it's your day, you can let them off the hook.