My coffee's gone cold I'm wondering why I Made a pot at all The morning tweets pop up on my phone And I can't read at all And even if I could it'll all be gay Tweet about me on your wall It reminds me, that I have the gay I have the gay
Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my coffee pot, my cheetos, and my career at the bottom I made two rap videos back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em You were probably watching the gorilla channel or somethin' Sometimes I write raps to you too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I am not the father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect I read about your Uncle Johnnie too I'm sorry I had a friend travel back in time over some reptilian cultists I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a cheeto, man I even got the underground shit that you did with Rocket Man I got a folder of your tweets and your shitposts man I like the shit you did with Abe too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, tweet me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan Eminem
My coffee's gone cold I'm wondering why I Made a pot at all The morning tweets pop up on my phone And I can't read at all And even if I could it'll all be gay Tweet about me on your wall It reminds me, that I have the gay I have the big gay
>And even if I could it'll all be gay >You were probably watching the gorilla channel or somethin' >I had a friend travel back in time over some reptilian cultists Lmao
Eminem is a wigger. why is he popular. i dont understand why he is allowed to exist. HE IS A WIGGER.
Nathan Ward
trying to hard. downvoted.
Cameron Brooks
Actually this is my only work so far other than autistic publix poetry I wrote years ago. Just for you fren I will do the next verse in the song. Please wait as this may take some time.
Leo White
Post it on Eminems Twitter/fagbook
Aiden Taylor
This thread was going a little too well for your liking was it, leaf? Go chug maple syrup while you fuck your dog you faggot electing goose worshipper.
someone else do it with a fake account please I don't feel like setting up a goybook account
Kevin Bennett
i don't have a twitter i just make memes
James Bell
>voted for obama twice >t-trudeau haha actually dog fucking is illegal here, but not in plenty of the states. reminder that washington state only passed a law because some faggot literallygot fucked to death by a horse and filmed it. if you weren't a newfag, you'd know that.
>I left my coffee pot, my cheetos, and my career at the bottom I made two rap videos back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em
Fucking gold my man
Jordan Hill
>actually dog fucking is illegal here proof? >autism you got a probelm with my autism fag?
Carson Parker
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
Jacob Robinson
Yo Donald Trump you are such a chump what do you say when i come here today to do an expose on how i saw you yesterday at the lgbt parade nigga thats gay i'm glad you are a homo cuz the bible says that's a no no and now you're gonna go to hell hope your stay aint so well maybe you'll learn a lesson on not bein so snarky towards the former president who's a darky
>My girlfriend's pregnant too, I am not the father >If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? >I'm a name her Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect all
Kek
Nathan Gomez
Braaaaaaaaaaap!
Justin Robinson
this song has already been rewritten, and it was done much better than you did youtu.be/aihXiSD6O8A
Colton Martin
this belongs on /b/ or Jow Forums. I'm sure it will be getting pruned soon enough and nobody will never remember this shitpost that you seem to have put an embarrassing amount of effort into. you will probably die alone of every disease known to man and bird
judging by your posts you belong on /b/ too so you should feel right at home here dogfucker
Jace Hernandez
Not funny
4/10
Jaxson Brown
literally who
Justin Rodriguez
>complaining about post quality
Ayden Clark
>embarrassing amount of effort >shitposting is effort for me >this rap is a shitpost >not a political statement about how the media is forcing artists to write music in tune with the (((agenda))) dum dum
gracias amigo
We need to create the USAUS alliance soon, brother
Dear Drumpf, you still ain't tweeted, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me on your twitter feed You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my real name man, I’m forty years old I waited in a parking garage for you, For four months and you didn’t tweet nothin' That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol I just want you to tweet me man, you big old racist cheeto I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' ignored Remember when I made that video, you didn’t say nothin’ about it that shit’s back See I'm just like you in a way I never knew my uncle neither He used to always try to save the timeline and the aether I can relate to what you're saying in your tweets So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you tweet is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Drumpf, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta tweet me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Em, P.S. we should be together too
My coffee's gone cold I'm wondering why I Made a pot at all The morning tweets pop up on my phone And I can't read at all And even if I could it would all be based Tweet about me on your wall It reminds me, that it's all so based It's all so based
Just noticed my id >zoo i live in the south, so that checks out too
Jaxson Ross
fuuuuuck change "Matthew" to "Marshall" sorry bros am autism
Ryan Rivera
>REEEEEEEE stop having fun in relation to a pollitical stunt by a notorious wigger rapper THIS IS OFF TOPIC youre just a sad little whingy cunt sobbing over a funposting thread amidst a sea of piss and shit, like nigga just leave the thread
Gabriel Torres
lmao, hi matthew
Mason Barnes
edited version of verse 2 because i autistically misposted the first one
Dear Drumpf, you still ain't tweeted, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me on your twitter feed You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Marshall That's my real name man, I’m forty years old I waited in a parking garage for you, For four months and you didn’t tweet nothin' That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol I just want you to tweet me man, you big old racist cheeto I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' ignored Remember when I made that video, you didn’t say nothin’ about it that shit’s wack See I'm just like you in a way I never knew my uncle neither He used to always try to save the timeline and the aether I can relate to what you're saying in your tweets So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you tweet is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Drumpf, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta tweet me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Em, P.S. we should be together too
>I didn't put any effort into this that would explain why it's so awful >this is a serious political statement so which one is it? thanks for your input, australia's canada.
Brody Bailey
that's not my name, that's part of the original verse
Christopher Powell
I didn't say I didn't put any effort into this you stupid leaf. America's hat. Dogfucking syrup chugger. I was only > that what might appear as something requiring great effort for your shriveled frozen brain is actually not as effortful for those gifted in the art of nor being a complete fucking idiot such as myself.
Isaac Diaz
>choosing this thread to autistically blue knight over the swathe of shill threads Keep it up, you might get those certified hotpockets you always dreamed of.
>hey let me interject here just to say your post sucks lol what low effort garbage >get btfo'd >wow you guys must be upset because you contradicted me fun ruiner this is why no one likes you or your faggot country The only thing that upsets me is that Canada has not yet been annexed by the United States. I long for the day.
Brandon Moore
>I got absolutely buttdemolished over being criticized for an absolutely terrible post on an anonymous forum so that makes you btfo wew lad. reminder that /Pol is a canadian board
>y-you're b-butthurt My OP is better than any post you have ever or will ever post. Sad. Why don't you just leave the thread if you don't like it? Are you a fan of Eminem or something? Why are you wasting your time here? Please leaf.
Christopher Butler
you honestly sound like the biggest faggot in the universe. eminem is a limp wrested pederast and so are you. sorry I didn't buy you gold for your amazing post cuck
Landon Jackson
You sound like a redditor
Isaac Bell
>n-no u >t. albanian intellectual
Evan Harris
Faggot, do you understand why I made that OP? No, you do not. Dum dum. You leaves are honestly a blight on this board with the exception of maybe one or two of you. You went out of your way to come to my thread and post "wow low effort" WOW nice contribution, dogfucker. I hope you get fucked by a moose, although on second thought you people are into that stuff so instead I hope you never get fucked by a moose again.
Aiden Foster
> be me > have only ever voted Republican > army veteran > afghan war veteran > gun owner > concealed carry permit holder > work in law enforcement > son of police officer, grandson of police officer > hate the gangs, criminals, and SJW leftists destroying this country > hated Hillary > think that Trump is a coward and a traitor to this country for many reasons > think that Trump supporters are more dangerous than any other threat we currently face > get called a shill on Jow Forums
As more and more of us turn our back on this joke of a president and on the cultist movement you guys blindly follow, the more you'll say Jow Forums is infested with "shills" and Democrat bots. But we are real people that are expressing our frustration and disillusion with this president and his administration. Face it, user, there are a lot of us oldfags who think this president is fucking pathetic and that you guys are even more pathetic for supporting him. Either wake the fuck up and get right, or realize you're too-far-gone and neck yourselves, or wait until you get dragged into the streets and punished for being such faggots.
imagine getting this upset on a chilean motorcycle jousting forum
Oliver Parker
you kike shill faggots are so obvious it's pathetic. p a t h e t i c get a real job
Joseph Brown
annexation is too good for canada
Lucas Perez
Im not a shill you faggot i just like spreading this new copypasta. Relax preppy
Adrian Parker
>preppy what the fuck does that mean, faggot? you are obviously a shill, you sneaky kikel. I have a question for you. How many jews died in the hall of cost? >not enough
