AUS/POL/ LING LING EDITION

Evening lads.

>Opt Out
myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
pastebin.com/uA67FWaj
>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
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>Migrants keep coming while Sydneysiders move out of town
unv.is/baka.com.au/national/nsw/migrants-keep-coming-as-sydneysiders-move-out-of-town-20180727-p4zu2i.html

>More engagement with ASEAN is Australia's best hedge in Asia
unv.is/afr.com/news/politics/world/more-engagement-with-asean-is-australias-best-hedge-in-asia-20180729-h139zg

>Calls to change Sudanese media coverage
unv.is/thewest.com.au/politics/protest-against-media-coverage-of-sudanese-ng-s-1880337

>Super Saturday delivers wins for Labor in Queensland, Tasmania and WA, Centre Alliance holds Mayo against Downer challenge
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-07-28/by-election-justin-keay-wins-braddon-antony-green-says/10047350

>Georgina Downer to nominate for federal preselection in Mayo despite comprehensive by-election loss
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-07-29/starting-gun-fired-in-federal-election-race-for-mayo/10048744

>Shorten celebrates as Labor wins back Longman, Braddon, Perth and Fremantle in byelections – as it happened
unv.is/theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2018/jul/28/super-saturday-byelections-longman-braddon-labor-shorten-mayo-fremantle-perth-politics-live

>Super Saturday by-elections fail to attract voters in Perth and Fremantle
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-07-29/participation-rate-at-wa-by-elections-extremely-low/10048928
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Hi, my name is Jun.

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>Migrants keep coming while Sydneysiders move out of town

Tfw want to move to Adelaide or Hobart but there are no jobs there so I'm stuck in Shitney

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It was good to see that the Liberals were rebuffed in those by-elections last night. That will teach them for using racist dog-whistling and other disgusting tactics as they ruin our great multicultural country.

Cunt's fucked.

>no jobs in Adelaide
This is rubbish that is pushed by NEETs that don't apply for jobs/ actually try to get jobs. There is plenty of work in Adelaide user.

I want to opt out but I have no "legitimate" form of identification. Can I just use an out of date passport?

>Why I support My Health Record after my husband's terminal illness
baka.com.au/healthcare/why-i-support-my-health-record-after-my-husband-s-terminal-illness-20180727-p4ztz0.html

I assume people who oppose My Health Record, such as politicians Walt Secord and Tim Wilson, have never walked with a loved one on the difficult path of a terminal illness. Or had a chronic illness they’ve needed to manage themselves.

I see their arguments as the hubris of the healthy, because they just haven’t been in these situations themselves. If they had, they would see the risk/benefit ratio is far greater to have such a tool than not.

Yes, like everything in our digital world it is open to misuse, much in the way as Facebook data and online bank records. But I would argue the world is a better place for digital technology, despite the potential for breaches of privacy. I plead the philosopher John Stuart Mill’s utilitarian logic in this case: it is about the greatest amount of good for the greatest number of people. Especially those struggling with illnesses and their carers.

JOBS ARE A FUCKING MYTH MADE UP BY OLD PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO PERFORM THEIR OWN MENIAL TASKS

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The problem with Tasmania is they don't like us mainlanders and will only give jobs to Taswegians.

I thought Adelaide has the highest unemployment rate in the country.

Get a job is the most important thing at the moment, you need to feed yourself to post on Jow Forums.

Unironically agree

Good to see the usual news pundit muppets, agitators and albanese pseudoleft gronks get blown the fuck out by who will be australias greatest and most unifying pm since hawke

Is this bait or have the Greens invaded Jow Forums?

Can't wait for Bill "NazBol" Shorten.

I hate Australians so much now I almost enjoy knowing you ignorant cunts will be ruled by chinks and raped by muslims.

I hope you anons are saving your shekles from schlomostein to be able to buy a rural property in the next 10-15 years, all major cities and surrounding areas will be Johannesburg-like and uninhabitable by regular people

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Chinks hate muslims so I'll enjoy working with them in eradicating a menace.

Okay buddy, i'll just be sitting back enjoying life in 2028 after a decade of shorten has ensured high wages, reasonable property prices, proper infrastructure and energy investment and education policies

Whats for dinner, lads?

Chinks like money more

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This, libs are absolute dickheads when it comes to getting shit done, all they do is look after boomers and banks and fuck everyone else.

Labor won't win lads, Pauline's got this in the bag

I meant relevant to my degree (i.e. Legal).

Suck shit libs, labor is definitely going to win the general election considering the by election results. Who would have thought tax cuts for banks and huge corps who don't pay any tax already would be unpopular?

pauline won't even exist next election, clive will take her place

about to get on the bus to head in and see lauren southern at south bank. anyone else here going?

and mining, murdoch, the packers and gambling.

yeah nah fuck off.

Clive is a fuckhead

>listening to a 22 year old boomer attention whore race mixing thot from the other side of the world talk about Australia

No thanks

timtams are shit and VB is piss-water

Get out.

Hi, my name is Bob. What's up, you cunts?

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No jobs in legal profession anywhere unless you're really good and really dedicated. Change careers asap

t. never tried a timtam

u wat m8?

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Why should I opt out? My doctor and financial broker says you are better off sticking with it

Why would I give money to a some thot? She's no different to a camwhore.

This has to be bait

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One nation is dead and clive is positioning himself to be the protest vote candidate

>2018
>Lives in Aus
>Doesn't surf

Untermensch

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Beaches are for poofs, inland is for men

Clive should be locked up.

六四事件 八九民运

Hi, Jun my name is Tim N. Minsqaar.

Tell me how sex white girl? Go to beach?

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> work a split shift job which i feel pressure all day from
> went to a dating meetup which was full of stinky indians and ruined the night
> just sit home and play xbox
> will be a 23 year old vigin next month
how do i get through the week bros

>>Nine News. Africans Protest African Crime Exposure.(Melbourne)(Marxism)
youtube.com/watch?v=aYI4hUGVUGo

>>Seven + Nine News. Africans Home Invade Migrant Family (Brookfield)
youtube.com/watch?v=rB_h67RUpqI

>>African Apex Gang Melbourne Brisbane
youtube.com/watch?v=yxrkFqc7iP8

Look, I'm very worried about Australia becoming like Britain after the whole Lauren Southern clusterfuck. That cop sounded just like a bong cop word for word! Is it true?

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Go to Gas Chamber gook.

labor win shorten like chinese

Surfer culture is fucking degenerate though, maybe you'd know that if you were actually here.

Yup! Go to beach, walk out ways, and dwown yo'self. Dat dee onry vray.

No, it's pure sensationalism, Lakemba is a shithole like most of western Sydney, but it's far from the no go zones you have in Europe, also there are more than just muzrats in Lakemba, you have chinese, vietnamese and all kinds of crap.

Why don't you just a news corp paper? It's the exact same scam.

Hero Cop gets medal for saving only white girl in Western Sydney from imminent gang-rape.

Lots of older Greeks and Christian Lebs live there too.

Lakemba is a dump, but it's far from the worst place in Sydney anyway. I'd rather live there than Mt Druitt or St Mary's.

>23 year old virgin
Lmao state of this fucking willy woofter
Sure you're not into men, lad?

Just go out and lower your standards. Jesus, it's not fucking rocket science you just start talking to a bird, put your digits on her lap and then slip one up her. Bang! Job done.

Stop being a self obsessed mong.

Nah, surfing really is an ubermenschian sport in spirit, lads. The culture might be, I don't know.

What's about it specifically?

>I'd rather live there than Mt Druitt or St Mary's.

Damn right.

who here ready for another big week of wagecuckery?

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Herro fellow Australians

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>He didn't buy crpytocurrency at any point between 2011 and 2017.5

Literally fucking how mate? Did you intend to stay poor? Did you look at it and say, "Nah, actually I'll choose to be poor instead"? Boggles

I want to make this chart better

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faggots getting whiny about who has the position for next wave.

They might appear chill, but in action they are little bitches

Conflicting messages, but ok. Will your government, like the UK, start punishing people in order to enforce PC? Will we see an Aussie Tommy Robinson?

I tell you the same thing I told an Indian a few years ago in the YT comments. You message her on facebook and ask her to send you pics of her boobs and pussy. Usually that works, if it doesnt just demand cooks you something. Say "Bitch make me a sandwich".

yep

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> will be
kek

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Surfer culture isn't far from early skater culture in the US. Basically just dude lmao let's smoke a bunch of weed and do fuck all while hanging around at the beach. All the "proper" surfers are a bunch of commie hippy faguettes. Snowboarding is much more of an ubermenschien activity.

I doubt it.

Well yeah, it's my wave cunt. There are only X number of waves since life is finite. If you're good and some shit fuck cuts you and is taking your precious time away, wouldn't you be mad? Life is ending, bro... people don't have time to chill and wait for others to waste their time for them.

t. Road rage numerous times

i did buy JUST before 2017.5. made pretty decent gains but didnt put much in, and its still not enough

not sure why you're being so rude t b h

>Nah, surfing really is an ubermenschian sport in spirit, lads. The culture might be, I don't know.
i feel the same way about edm. i think its amazing until you meet the people. youtube.com/watch?v=dygt0QQruUI

No, surfing is definitely about as ubermenschian as you can get along with mountaineering or rock climbing, and here is why: You're a lone individual preparing for a task which is quite dangerous and can end your life, you then conquer this task at one with nature and feel an extraordinary and ecstatic sense of self over-becoming after doing so. There are only a handful of sports like this that meet all of the criteria.

Just banter there is not malice behind it

>tfw this was back in 2015

cant wait for the next lot of statistics to come out for this

LINK $1000 EOY

Are you sure, and why?

oh britbong """banter""". i see

why are you in everyone of these threads? its 9 am in the UK right now, do you not go to work or something? just go for a surf already and get it out of your system so we dont have to hear about it in every thread reeeeee

I'm in these threads to shit post and it's Sunday but I don't work because I'm not poor. Also I'm going to when I come to Aus so in a way I'm mentally acclimatising to your shitposting tastes so I can banter you in real life and fuck your bird(s)
unironically

I only made that chart today.
Gonna have a browse of crimestatistics.vic.gov.au/ later on

Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

what did he mean by this boys

I'm ready for another week of NEETcucking - applying for dozens of jobs that I know I have no chance at obtaining.

Kill me.

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Start a business

why is life in Australia so shit and boring?

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Maybe if you're a nigger and you can't swim then sure the board is all that's keeping you from drowning. Otherwise the biggest danger in surfing is the other commies who'll plow into your head with their boards and I'm sure this is where the most surfing related injuries and deaths come from.

Just get a job at coles or woolies, I was like you, NEET for about 5 years.

Now I miss the freedom, I miss not feeling broken physically.

heavy larp

What about hitting head on rock under when wave hits and shit

Not at all

I hate this country and my life so much

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the beach isn't that good, everyone acts like they're king shit because hurrr beach is aussie n sheet.

i see no proofs. the latter is a larp because you're an insufferable cunt that will only get his head knocked in over here

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Lol nah its just banter but i really am whats the problem with that anyway
Poof

Bluepilled

Fuck me how are you cunts all so fucking miserable

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because fun is illegal here.

Literally only Sydney and Melbourne give a flying fuck about AFL

Both those places are the most faggoted in Australia

Prove me wrong