"Hey bro, here's your burger."

I would punch whoever tried to serve me that abomination.

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I like my bread brown tyvm

looks toxic. imagine what that would do to your insides and what the shit after would look like

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Ive wanted to eat a pretty patty ever since that one spongebob episode

I turn 360 and moonwalk right out. Disgusting hipster trash joint gets a scathing review for poisoning an American classic with fruits and meme beef.

The bun is some nasty shit too.

What a waste if wagyu

That's disgusting. I'll eat the salad instead

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>le 56% face: the burger
Is this the most ambitious crossover ever?

Looks like something my dog puked on the living room floor.

Judging by the @ and image style alone you can tell that a 28 yo onions b0y made this

what is it about fucking up american cuisine that is so appealing to millenials?

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ok, this is epic

So this is how 30y/o Rainbowdash would look like.

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Would rather eat a mud cake than having popping candy in my burger

i would eat that.

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Eat it.
It looks good!

Is that thing infected?

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looks pretty damn good to me. Just different not like you'd eat that shit every fucking day retard. Is it because millenials don't get to go blow all there childs inheritance on traveling the world so the only thing they can get is some weirdo different burger at fucking lunch while they go back to work. Working 16 hour days sucking up to non-white bosses.

>insides
you couldnt even tell if shit was rotten or mouldy, this is kind of genius actually, im going to make a greasy spoon diner and colour the shit out of everything and use cheap labor that dont give a fuck

Wow, someone really earned their minimum wage that day.

well it's about time, i always wanted to eat a burger designed by glue sniffing meth addicts

I despise all and any hamburgers that you are supposed to eat with fucking utensils. What the fuck is that pretentious shit? Happens every damn time I go out with "friends".
>"AYYY damn bro this place has the BEST hamburgers"
>sandwiches arrive on a wide porcelain plate with carefully placed fries and sauce and garnish like it was some fucking modern art piece
>grab the motherfucking sandwich
>"HEY HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK BRO MAN YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU CAN'T EAT HAMBURGERS WITHOUT UTENSILS CHICKS ARE WATCHING DUDE"

Hamburger to me is and will forever be the quick meal of a man on the street who has no time to set up at a nice table and stare at beautifully laid out garnish and sauce patches and lines around it. It's quick junk food you eat like a hungry god damn animal that you are. Fuck your pretentious Helsinki faggot joints with a rake.

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>How do you react?

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As an American from burgerland, I am offended by that THING in your picture. I don't care if some hipster dreamed it up in my homeland. They must immediately be forbidden from ever consuming any amount of onions ever again.

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That thing must give the greenest shit known to man.

It should be called the Diabetes By Next Week burger.

That's an abomination but I'd eat it

You'd literally be shitting rainbows.

>CHICKS ARE WATCHING DUDE
Eating without utensils will definitely show them how much of a man you are.

it looks like pumped out stomach content from a crayon eating 10 year old

It's a burger with some food coloring. Big whoop. Green ketchup used to be a thing here.

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I'm fond of the purple one.

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Since when did the Jow Forums start word filtering $0y into onions?

SWEET AND SAVORY IS FOR FAGGOTS! BLUEBERRIES DO NOT GO ON A FUCKING BURGER!

This is how you convince idiots to eat poison

since a mod got assassassinated

regurgitated play-doh looks good to you?
were you the kid who ate glue in school?

>all that creativity (no idea if it tastes good, but they're thinking outside the box)
>AMERICAN CHEESE

WTF?

Were they not even trying?

I mean, ok, maybe they couldn't find a way to make cheese out of unicorn hair and ennui, but AMERICAN? At least put a real cheese on it. It's like they put ketchup on sushi.

>Louis Vuitton shoes.
Anyone who buys $500-1000 sneakers is a fucking faggot.

Why in the world would you make wagyu into a patty? You can control the fat content with a ground meat patty, so it being wagyu beef is rendered completely meaningless.

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Spicey

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would look great on my Instagram

Remember, these are the same fuckers who came up with the tide pod challenge.

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American cheese is a legitimate cheese. Those kraft singles are probably what you are referring to.

>popping candy
Jesus fuck

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Looks interesting, I could never say no to a burger I haven't tried

sweet things on a nice grilled burger can be pretty good. A little strawberry jam on the top bun with some brie cheese isn't a bad pairing. This is obviously overdone to the extreme and looks gross, but I don't hate the idea per se. If I get one of those breakfast sandwiches I like to put some jelly on the bun. The sweetness with the savory flavor of the sausage or bacon really goes well together.

You have to use that chuck for something. Idiots lap that shit up, too.

>Burger that's anything but quality beef, fresh buns, cheese, tomato and lettuce.
Fucking why.

>Wagyu beef
What a fucking way to ruin wagyu beef.

I would try it, fuck it. The candy sounds like it would fuck up the burger though

Fuck off, Jokey Smurf.

Even labelled the shoes. This picture is so full of itself.

is that a Nasty Patty?

Maybe burgers aren't good.

Nouvelle Cuisine, OUI MONSIEUR!

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Its different looks interesting the taste is goung to be weird as shit it's exciting for that 10mins you get to eat only after to regret or to enjoy. It's just something fun to do. It's like fucking boomers bitching about trying something new "I wanna go to Friday's for the 900000000 fucking time" they do this shit even when they travel.

A real american loves burger no matter what

peak cultural advancements through unique, diverse and hip culinary achievements guys!

I'd freeze it and use it as a murder weapon against the person that gave it to me.

except the wagyu obviously, because thats like $80 worth of beef.

If I took a shit into a pair of hamburger buns and handed it to you, would you eat it?

Lol, this is what Ameriburgers eat? Over here, a burger has meat in it (halal, of course).

She looks a bit like an sjw, but I'd still fuck it.

Why does it need to be "diverse" white people in the US have been doing all kinds of weird shit to burgers

Probably expensive and "designer" or w/e the fuck so I'd try it. If it was good, I'd eat it completely. I'm not sure what you were expecting.

If it's not diverse it's not superior.