Wow...I'm glad here we have sensible gun laws

Government is more responsible than many nutjob citizens, idiot.

Ah yes, the classic and highly compelling water balloon argument for mass disarmament. Guess I'll turn in my guns now.

Why does the teacher look like a tranny?

>Nutjob citizens

You realise that UK laws are largely there as a formality yes?

You need two things to buy a gun in the UK.
1) A reason.
And
2) A gun cabinet.

The reason is simple, go and pay the £50 a year fee to a gun club, and the cabinet sits at £2-300.

Then the guns are dirt cheap. Go to 'secondhandguns.co.uk' and pick up a rifle for £35. Access to overseas gun markets and the police letting G4S sell off excess gun stocks has dropped our firearm prices into a nosedive.

You can even own semi-auto at .22

>Government is many nutjob citizens, idiot.

Americans own half the world's guns
>POLITIFACT - FALSE!

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The Government is made of citizens. What stops nutjobs from becoming part of the government? If anything, the political powers that one gets from being part of the government is attractive to nutjobs.

Also, fatalities in active shooter situations are significantly lower when stopped by armed citizens than law enforcement officers.

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yes mutually assured destruction applies to water balloons.

Wow, I'm glad gun owners aren't fucking school children and that guns are a lot more serious than water balloons. Get fucked you autistic sand nigger. Saged.

Holy shit. I didn't think of that.

If the UK matched American gun laws we'd see a small spike in firearm deaths and a larger spike in gun suicides.

We lack American gun culture and ghetto bollocks. It's those two that cause the issues, not the laws, the laws are fine.

getting hit with a water ballon is fun
is getting shot fun?
no

shitty analogy
not thaty im suggesting we arm children, that would be retarded considering the limited mental stability of children, especially todays children. so immature

>label teacher "CIA" and kid "Africa"

this always happens, but sometimes its less obvious than this one.

>Governments aren't made out of citizens
Well, that explains things, Mr. Reptile.

>Government is more responsible than many nutjob citizens, idiot.

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user, your violent crime rates are worse than the US.

Also, dead is dead. If people hang themselves or shoots themselves to death, they're dead either way. Are you suddenly fine with it if a gun isn't used? That's awfully sociopathic.

>We lack American gun culture and ghetto bollocks. It's those two that cause the issues, not the laws, the laws are fine.
Gun culture isn't the problem, it's typically associated with self responsibility and traditional family values,
those without gun culture (especially single mothers) filling their toddlers with SSRIs to enhance preschool performance are causing the problems not related to gang-violence.
e.g.
ssristories.net/school-shootings/

>You can even own semi-auto at .22
Wow, that's.... sad.

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But if the teacher turns out to be a tyrant, they can all waterbaloon the shit out of her eh?

>t. Britcuck scared for his life and jealous of America

Ostensibly Chicago is an example of what happens when you give a bunch of nogs guns, while rural white towns have close to 100% gun ownership and nearly zero crime at all.

>leftists

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>you don't have weekly school shootings?
>that's.....sad

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The US has a lot of problems, school shootings are a symptom of that. Guns aren't the problem.

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If u want everyone to be able to have guns, then ur universal education have to contain some sort of course in guns and safety from an early age for everyone or its just a bad idea to begin with.

We don't. We define crime differently causing an artificial disparity between crimes. Our murder, assault and rape rates are much, much lower. But our mean word count is much higher because we record that.

It is depressing yes.

>Government is more responsible than many nutjob citizens, idiot.
How can the government be more responsible than citizens when it is made up entirely of citizens?

>nothing is considered crime
>so no crime
>t. bong

>hey miss cunt, some guy has more money than us
>I know! Lets give free money to every body.
>Didnt work....
> real comunism has never been tried

Essentially that is the difference, our statisticon violemt crime includes all verbal assault in the listimg, asretarded as that is. As well as pushing and shoving,statistics that report violent crimein the UK also show that just under half of 'violent crimes' result in no harm to the victim.

The FBI national crime statistical survey defines violent crime as murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery, and aggravated assault.

So we criminalise being mean which artificially inflates the statistic.

Effectively we don't have a seriesofNigger zones booating our crime rates up, and the minorities tend to not report their honour killings

You also don't count homicide when committed, but when solved. Sure helps keep those numbers down.

Wow man you can EVEN own a semi auto .22! You know, the things white kids in the US often get as birthday presents when they are 8 or 9 years old.

>there can't be any muders if no one solves the muders

This is why we don't take bongs seriously anymore.

>implying that adults are children
>implying that the government is our guardian/teacher
>implying that throwing a harmless water balloon holds the same moral significance as shooting a person
>implying that a decent number of kids didn't already peacefully hold water balloons without throwing them as an accurate analogy requires
>implying that the teacher doesn't take away the water balloon from the kid throwing them as an accurate analogy requires
>implying that when given guns, people automatically start shooting each other, which is statistically false
All liberal "memes" and political cartoons are ill thought-out trash.

You need 3 things:
1) A VALID reason as decided by the police. You must proove this reason, eg be a member of a registered shooting club if you want to do sport shooting or own enough land to hunt on if you want to hunt.
Self defence IS NOT a valid reason except in N. ireland
2) written references from at least two people of high community standing, the local magistrate and vicar will do, saying they have known you for ling enough to say you’re responsible. So better make those connections with the ruling class.
3) A secure cabinet fixed to the ground and frequent inspections of your home on every renewal of your licence.

Then you too can enjoy plinking .22 down a range and being called a baby killer when anyone finds out you like to shoot.

People you hit with water balloons can continue throwing water balloons.

People you shoot don't have the ability to shoot others anymore.

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>Reminder:
The USA is a Constitutional Republic. There are democratic processes in this Republic; but we are a Republic. This is so the majority cannot strip certain rights from the minority.

>Reminder:
The 2nd amendment does not give citizens the right to bear arms, we already had it. It only states that the government does NOT have the ability to infringe upon that right. Even if the second amendment was revoked, the citizens would still have the right to bear arms.

>Reminder:
Powers that be seek to divide the USA on every front possible. We need to unite under a set of shared values. We are stronger together.
I hope you all enjoy your Sunday!!

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>You can even own a .22
>being excited at the possibility of owning just a .22
The absolute state.

>Gun rights makes America as fun as a giant-ass water balloon battle

Cuck Islanders butthurt as always

>communists want to disarm Americans

What a surprise!

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Logic is RACIST you BIGOT

I don’t think giving loaded guns to kids is a comparison either.

I hope I live long enough to see the UK fall.
I wish we hadn't picked the wrong side in the last war.

To all danebros:

The hunting license is over 50% cheaper if you are a university student.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that. What's your point?

>All elections should be decided by Commifornia

I hate these smug liberal fucks. Like I want every president ever to be decided by beaner baby farms who gets gibs me dats and lays on her back all day and shitting out anchor babies.

I got my first. 22 semiautomatic rifle at age 5 because I live in texas

>You can even own semi-auto at .22
I picked one up on a whim a few months back.
You will never know that freedom and that makes me sad

Water balloons are innocent harmless fun that will, at most, soak your favorite shirt.
Guns cause you to bleed and die.

Who fucking thought this was a good analogy?

I get if someone doesn't know how the electoral college works, and that's totally fine. But oh my god why do they look so PROUD of their ignorance?

Getting soaked in water and ending someone's life is completely fucking different. Why can't leftists just make a valid point for this shit?

Don't give them ideas.

France is lost. Sadly

You are completely spot on

This usually wouldn’t happen, the kids would know that if they threw their water balloon they’d be without defense, making them a target. In that scenario they’d all spend about 20 minutes eyeing each other up until an idiot throws his only one and gets pelted with multiple other balloons

Why is it wearing a toupee?

Therefor it would represent that if everyone had a gun it would be better, when someone throws their balloon (shoots someone) they’ll be pelted by everyone else (others with guns fire back)

If Liberals thought about this deeper, and understood the idea kids are rather smart when it comes to games like that so they won’t throw away their defenses, they’d realize it actually supports the udea that everyone should have guns

Spoken like a bona fida mindless leftard who thinks the state is the ultimate being. You are part of an extremist, irrational quasi-religious cult, and you dare call anyone "nutjob"? Unironically neck yourself, your life has no meaning.

Can't tell if bait or serious, good job! Have another (you) you deserve it!

>Government
>Responsible
Thanks for making me laugh

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"Solution": Allow illegal immigrants to be part of the government! :^)

I mean, you say that, but most handgun rounds are pretty terrible at actually killing you. The point is to end the threat. If that ends up killing the aggressor, then that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>Even if the second amendment was revoked, the citizens would still have the right to bear arms.
As per the 10th Amendment, if the government starts stepping on people's toes, you can tell them to fuck off. Either as a state within the union or as the people.

>I'm glad here we have sensible gun laws.

Why is it so important to disarm us?

What do you have planned?

Hospitals deaths are greater than gun deaths.
Car deaths are higher than gun deaths.
Smoking deaths are higher.

Yet you are focused on guns.

Freud said it was due to infantile sexuality.

Grow up.

>Oi! we brits are tough as nails and the empire!
>Oi! Guns are horrible and we are scared shitless of them

hahahah the state of brits

Two people with guns = mutually assured destruction
Two people with water balloons = mutually assured wetness

Many people are okay with the latter. Most, except some psychopaths, are not okay with the former.

The sad part is, almost everyone in the UK used to carry handguns. Little derringers, pocket revolvers and other such mouse-guns.

Non lethal weapon aren't a deterrant.
And what said, the state's job isn't to act like your father.

Well, you could make the same argument with nukes and it'd turn out exactly opposite.
I'm quite sure guns sit somewhere between nukes an water balloons. Your argument doesn't prove shit.

I like you

yes, responsible for millions upon millions of deaths in the 20th century.

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>Getting wet compared to getting shot
I swear to God, the left is so oblivious.

I want gun ban because it's practically impossible to get it here and i dont want anybody else to have em.

Why are you using kids in a weapons metaphor?

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>having firearms in schools means that children would be the ones defending themselves from a school shooter
Gungrabbers are fucking retarded.

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Liberal comics are always so cringe

Lmao look at this guy

Yea but you need knife laws because your a bunch of cucked faggots