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Does anyone know a good qi test on the internet?

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I know one. Little tip: to see if an IQ test reliable, answer random answers the first time and look at the results. If it givess you above average results it's probably a scam.

testyourself.psychtests.com/testid/3109

I got 138. A friend who I knew was stupid got 81. So, take it with a grain of salt, but the results should be a good approximation.

Reminder, only a certified professional can give you your score for good.

Also, you're french aren't you. You said QI instead of IQ. Or was it a spelling mistake.

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It's QI in Italian too but judging by the flag, yes, he is 100% French

Based Stefano

Describe what the meaning of life is in one sentence and I'll tell you what your IQ is.

Compà italiano sono

To reproduce.
Give it to me baby, I'm drunk

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there's no one definitive IQ test, if you rate high in one you should rate high in others, whether the tests are reliable or not is a different matter.

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this geard towards higher IQs. If you're dumb, it won't give you accurate results.

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>It's QI in Italian too but judging by the flag, yes, he is 100% French
Kekked.

Meaning of life is to live, and the survival of our race.

My iq is 79 but my qi is 97

>Meaning of life is to live
98

To find a wife and live a great Christian life in the ethnostate.

I aint clickin that link

That test doesn't give you your average IQ it tells you the likeliness that your among the top 2%, which is required to enter the organization. Mine was 40 questions long I got 36/40.

based mario

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To be remembered

But is actually. Every thing in your life that gives you pleasure is innature supposed to increase the likelihood that you or your spawn survives. It is the most basic truth, so blindingly simple you cannot see it.

IQ tests are all unreliable. The IQ of someone maybe meant something in the 1300's but these days even a complete jackass can build a website that becomes a billion dollar industry.

Eh, good enough I suppose, although (((tests))) told me more.

>there's no one definitive IQ test
Excuse me, sir, but the Weschler™ intelligence tests by Pearson™ have excellent psychometric properties, the most robust research base, and are preferred by neuropsychologists and forensic evaluations alike!

To make sense of the collective absurdity of the world on our own terms.

yeah, I said, it's geared towards high IQ. You can chose answers at random and it will say you're 90, lmao

>so blindingly simple you cannot see it.
Ironic since you are ignoring an entire dimension of reality for the same reason. All results are final.

Ok here's my sentence: You are a flaming faggot who lubes your dad's asshole with your tongue for Jamal
So whats my IQ

People IQ is unreliable but every one I met that I judged as stupid got a bad score. 81IQ is hella dumb. It hurts to talk to these people.

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To make epic cringe compilations

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Let me see your qualifications John.

Paradoxically enough, the meaning of life is to never reach any conclusions.

You're all fucking retarded. QI means quantitative intellect. It's not just an IQ test it's more specific and actually effective.

Life has no meaning until you give it one.
Trust me, I'm a genius.

You'd score horribly in both cases so don't worry about it commie faggot.

To give the best possible answer to your question, user.

Woah thats really deep, like I cant even

lol nice one mario you jump on that goomba

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108

You didn't even take me out to dinner first

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132

this one seems accurate. The detailed results show your real iq seperate from the mixed crystalized/fluid. fluid iq being the one that matters

the meaning is relative to the definer. no brain no meaning

The meaning of life is to meme until exhaustion.

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Qi. Is that some kind of chinese measurement for power level, or something.

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112 nice digits though. You're referring to the meaning in an individual's life, not the meaning of life at large.

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You would know, wouldnt you Temujin?

you didn't specify what meaning. to me only my life matters.
sorry brainlet

there is no true meaning because it's a subjective question.

Jesus you fucking subverted the thread, what is your inner jew power level?!

142 though I disagree

we can play that game next time

to shitpost on Jow Forums

get money fuck bitches

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79

>NPC tier response
Nigger I have a QI of 412. That would be roughly equivalent to a QI of 135.

reasonable hedonism that respects common human decency and your cultural heritage.

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138, kiddo

>Describe what the meaning of life is in one sentence and I'll tell you what your IQ is.

>get money fuck bitches

This, but also smoke trees.

We are all very impressed

What do you think the meaning of life is?

My Q.I. is inny, used to be outy. How did this happen?

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pleb tier with low ceiling. Only the last two questions are somewhat challenging.

There isn’t one. It must be administered by a professional.

Life is our temporary escape from the eternal void.

Qi energy? Also known as chi?

to be happy and to make other people around you happy. seriously, that's it.

first define what life is

To love God

Into the trash it goes

To your own detriment. It's the purest and final redpill that connects the end to the beginning.

Muh dick

To become the dominant specie, and achieve intergalactic dominion

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The meaning of life was deliberately hidden from us by the Creator. Life is a fighting pit, and spending too long on philosophy gets a man killed. Win or perish; Nature doesn't care.

life doesnt have meaning, it just is

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132 B.Q. (I.Q. not applicable to Australians)

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127 see

Poetic

Quality Insurance test?

> 115

SLIDE THREAD. Fake flag Jewnigger detected.

>qi
fucking romance shitters can't get anything right
>HURR QI DURR UE

200

my sides

Just took it after a wake n bake (yea yea DUDE WEED shut up) and got 124.

Probably would be 10 points higher if i had never started smoking weed and actually went to school.
heh.

nice one luigi

There was a void, and then there was a schism in the infinite nothingness.
In this duality manifested the possibility of thing AND no thing. The illusion has been broken, we went from characters in the cosmic play to observers.
The meaning of this illusion, is to observe (experience) all possibilities through all possible senses through all possible perspectives, and REmember the illusion and return to the void.

>one sentence
112

to kill niggers

Last sentence is the answer numbnut.
Everything before was setting the stage, hence why I began the last sentence with "The meaning of this illusion.." to signify that THIS is the statement that answers your question.
Faggot

92

The meaning of life is to find a wife, have children, raise them to be successful, and to pass down wealth to them,giving them a leg up in continuing your genetic line.

140

and now think about it that's quite a bit over average in sub saharan africa

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>uh oh, look at me guis, I'm so intelligent. Praise me, praise me!

Life is an organic phenomenon wherein matter is able to reproduce itself; with variation, over the course of time, and develops into a multitude of forms because of that.

It can have no meaning in the same way that a supernova has no meaning; it is simply a natural process without direction or purpose.

>one sentence
98

>t. Plumber with a shroom addiction