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FINLAND IS PREPPING FOR WW3
Jason Garcia
Oliver Sullivan
Finland doesn't exist.
Jordan Rivera
Finland is known for its picturesque winters, its world-class education system, and its capital, Helsinki, which routinely tops global lists of the world’s most liveable cities.
But it also has a fragile history. The tiny European nation shares a long border with Russia, and despite celebrating a century of independence, the threat of its larger neighbor constantly looms in the background.
Finland has an ongoing policy of political neutrality and was recently ranked as the world’s happiest country. But it’s always prepared for war.
How Finland has prepared for outside attacks?
Deep beneath the streets of Helsinki lies an elaborate network of tunnels and caverns capable of housing the city’s entire population of 640,000.
The bunker is equipped with food, bedding, medical facilities, and even an underground ice skating rink, the Australian Broadcasting Company reported.
Many of the areas are for public use, including parking lots, swimming pools, children’s playgrounds and shopping malls. In the winter, residents use them to escape the freezing climate.
But if a fierce conflict was to break out, these shelters could house people underground for up to two weeks.
According to the public broadcaster, it will hold 240 bathrooms and a specific area where people can shower if they’ve been contaminated during a chemical attack.
Experts say Russia is the only real threat to the smaller country, and the only reason these bunkers might be used for their intended purpose.
The Finnish capital is located around 155 miles from the Russian border.
Noah Mitchell
Another war for the jews...
Nathaniel Myers
Evan Morris
Why Finland is suspicious of Russia?
Finland was officially declared independent of Russia just over a century ago, but it remains a potential target for its neighbor.
The smaller country had struggled for more than 100 years to assert its independence from Moscow, before the Finnish Declaration of Independence was finally signed in 1917.
The two countries have long shared a border, and Finland has suffered a history of invasion by Russia.
Their relationship inspired an actual term called “Finlandization” — the process of being obliged to accept the interests of a more powerful neighboring country, in order to keep its independence and own political system.
There’s been a lot of discussion around the prospective outbreak of war recently.
Last week, Donald Trump suggested the US could be drawn into a major global conflict with Russia if it had to defend a smaller country that it’s obligated to protect under NATO, like Montenegro.
If Russia was to go to war with the west, Finland — as its closest neighbor — would be in a vulnerable position.
The fact that the recent Trump-Vladimir Putin summit was held in Helsinki is a testament to Finland’s neutrality.
The country has a long history of holding summits between the US and the former Soviet Union, having taken a politically neutral stance on the conflict.
Finland has long sought to balance the interests of its enormous neighbor with its own independence — maintaining a collegial relationship with Russia while still maintaining a presence in wider Europe.
This balancing act in part explains why Finland is part of the European Union but not NATO.
Camden Young
Great, hope you get nuked fuckers.
Connor Adams
According to Deutsche Welle, Germany’s public international broadcaster, the majority of Finns do not want to join the organization because it would be seen as provoking Russia.
Putin emerged as the real winner from the Helsinki summit last week.
Instead of standing up to the Russian dictator, Trump blamed his own country for tense US-Russia relations, called his own US intelligence officials liars, and refused to denounce Russia for interfering in US democracy.
Last week, Finland’s foreign minister, Timo Soini, warned that Russia might try to carve out a peacemaker role for itself following the summit.
Some Finnish analysts raised concerns that, with the World Cup out of the way, Russia might embark on an unpredictable power play rather similar to its annexation of Crimea, which came soon after it had held the Winter Olympic Games in 2014.
“I think that after the World Cup and after this summit, there will be no such thing (like Crimea),” said Soini.
“(Moscow) might surprise in other ways … because they have much more in hand to give up now than what they had back then. They might be a peacemaker in Ukraine, in Syria, in nuclear weapons.”
Let’s hope Finland won’t have to use its bunkers for anything more than a respite from its chilly weather.
Justin Bailey
So that's where my fucking tax money is going.
The real purpose of this underground complex is obviously to make mudslimes more comfortable during the winter
Just nuke helsinki and let the rats be buried underground
Robert Davis
Aland Islands to Vladivostok, make it happen my dear Finlandia.
Camden Watson
Ryan Scott
Finland was always an easy target for Russia, even back in ww2 the only reason Russia got BTFO is because Stalin decided against the main invasion plan of just b lining to the capital in favor of a fancy invasion plan that he liked because it mirrored the germans invasion of Poland, not realizing that Finlands terrain didn't support such a plan. This worked in favor of Russia in the end though because it made Germany and the world falsely believe they were weak. Also people forget Finland still lost against Russia but they decided not to occupy you guys because they had bigger concerns
Juan Cruz
>finland
>tiny
What? Isn't it one of the bigger ones, basically Germany-sized? Only significantly bigger European country is Russia and it's mostly Asian anyway.
Sebastian Bailey
Minä N.N. lupaan ja vakuutan
(valassa) kaikkivaltiaan ja kaikkitietävän Jumalan edessä,
(vakuutuksessa) kunniani ja omantuntoni kautta, olevani Suomen valtakunnan luotettava ja uskollinen kansalainen. Tahdon palvella maatani rehellisesti sekä parhaan kykyni mukaan etsiä ja edistää sen hyötyä ja parasta. Minä tahdon kaikkialla ja kaikissa tilanteissa, rauhan ja sodan aikana puolustaa isänmaani koskemattomuutta, sen laillista valtiojärjestystä sekä valtakunnan laillista esivaltaa. Jos havaitsen tai saan tietää jotakin olevan tekeillä laillisen esivallan kukistamiseksi tai maan valtiojärjestyksen kumoamiseksi, tahdon sen viipymättä viranomaisille ilmoittaa.
Joukkoa, johon kuulun sekä paikkaani siinä, en jätä missään tilanteessa, vaan niin kauan kuin minussa voimia on, suoritan saamani tehtävän loppuun.
Lupaan käyttäytyä kunnollisesti ja ryhdikkäästi, totella esimiehiäni, noudattaa lakeja ja asetuksia sekä säilyttää hyvin minulle uskotut palvelussalaisuudet. Tahdon myös asetovereitani kohtaan olla suora ja auttavainen. Milloinkaan en sukulaisuuden, ystävyyden, kateuden, vihan tai pelon vuoksi enkä myöskään lahjojen tai muun syyn tähden toimi vastoin palvelusvelvollisuuttani.
Jos minut asetetaan esimiesasemaan, tahdon olla alaisiani kohtaan oikeudenmukainen, pitää huolta heidän hyvinvoinnistaan, hankkia tietoja heidän toiveistaan, olla heidän neuvonantajanaan ja ohjaajanaan sekä omasta puolestani pyrkiä olemaan heille hyvänä ja kannustavana esimerkkinä.
Kaiken tämän minä tahdon kunniani ja omantuntoni mukaan täyttää.
Chase Martinez
Just stop paying taxes, no point with the direction this country is heading
Dylan Collins
Make Petrozavodsk Linnake Äänisjärvi again.
Levi Long
>Their relationship inspired an actual term called “Finlandization” — the process of being obliged to accept the interests of a more powerful neighboring country, in order to keep its independence and own political system.
We might be doing this in the future with America...
Jayden Walker
seriously one of the least informative articles you could ever read. too lazy even for the hairy eyed speculation as to "why the fuck would Russia bother when they're bogged down in Ukraine and sanctioned to the hilt. Cntrl-F "NATO" LOL nope. and the actual definition of "Finlandization" is much better and funnier than this dumbed down hack he projectile failed onto his keyboard. fucking "Prepping"? Montreal has an underground city, and the only thing they're prepping is the Bull. 1/10 SAD!
Logan Martin
>goodt mornig beople
>I am open my new war my mmm
Ian Gomez
What direction is it going? Are you guys becoming Sweden 2.0?
Jonathan Richardson
That military oath will keep you warm and fuzzy inside when you're slowly dying off radiation poisoning while the rapefugees are banging your lonely gf inside that underground bunker
Robert Bennett
COFFEE PAPER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cameron James
>FINLAND IS PREPPING
that would be sweden
go back to ribbit
Carson Martinez
Angel Thompson
What did Kek mean by this?
Josiah Roberts
fpbp
Jackson Davis
Nicholas Barnes
Dear Finland,
Please save The Korpi, Anna-Sophia and that Sarpale666 chick at all costs. Even if it means the destruction of all your hydraulic presses and hockey sticks.
Adrian Adams
What's with the loser spamming shopped maps to suggest Finland isn't real?
Is that an actual x-tier pile of shit? Or just some very upset faggot's fantasy?
Colton Butler
thats funny negro, your not invited to my fallout bunker.
Cooper Lopez
KARJALA TAKAS!
Kevin Bailey
Michael Bailey
Luis Collins
John Cox
Jose Powell
Connor Russell
Jordan Anderson
Christian Moore
Jackson Carter
The oath is a joke. Why would I ever die for a country that has made it obvious that My genetic interests do not matter to it?
Joshua Clark
>this tiny European country
Fuck them for talking down to you like that. Binland stronk.
Jacob Rivera
Spudro remains the goat of memes
Evan Bennett
SAATANA PERKELE ONWARD!
Chase Smith
Hän hymähti pari kertaa katkerasti, ei niinkään paljon valtiollisesta vihasta kuin sen vuoksi, että hänen kengässään oli hiekkaa, eikä hän voinut jäädä poistamaan sitä, koska olisi jäänyt toisista liian kauas.
Noah King
>Autist explains Polandball and Spurdo Spärde :DDD
Justin Morris
David Rodriguez
Why do Finnish to women crave the panjeet cock
Chase Thompson
Finlland is preparing to ww3...
By buying all the popcorn in the world so that Finland can enjoy the "fireworks" while Nato and Russia et al. go at each others' throats.
Aaron Powell
please tell me this isnt real
Levi Lewis
You never told me when you're coming to take your gypsies back.
In the near future we'll be deporting them back to the super power by 20-20 India.
Thank you Pajeet maybe try taking a bath from time to time.
Connor Rodriguez
>just now prepping
not gonna make it
Ian Price
CAN'T SUGOROV THE MOLOTOV
Dylan Carter
All major structures require bomb shelters since 1917.
Brody Foster
Who are we fighting this time and more importantly whose side?
I hope I`ts total war.
youtube.com
Joshua Hall
>t: Sw*de with a meme flag
Christian White
Wtf I want to fight for Finland, that shit is inspiring
Who's side do I have to pick to fight for Finland?
Parker Wilson
Meme from redddddddit
Owen Baker
>Finland is secretly a Japanese fishing colony
Noah Carter
>finland
>tiny
What the fuck are we then?
Eli Ortiz
Robert Reyes
America needs to be Japanized
Benjamin Phillips
>prepping for decades
>just now prepping
Grayson Martinez
I look forward to engaging you in glorious battle Finnbros. The last time our countries fought you were fearsome and ruthless enemies.
Gavin Adams
University of Helsinki: Not even once.
Grayson Wilson
okay fine i didnt read the article whatever suck a cock
Thomas Perez
so you're saying we need to become weebs?
brb user, getting my stash of weeb shit
Carson Wilson
I fugn love finnish comics
Lincoln Gonzalez
Finland's sexy cousin.
Brayden Fisher
>Finland is known for its picturesque winters, its world-class education system, and its capital, Helsinki
sorry Finnbro but your country is not "known" for any of those
Alexander Davis
lol
Angel Williams
>Ever stopping prepping
No
Leo Anderson
Merely petite
Joseph Russell
Finfags, if I were to drop cash on a Sako bolt action in .308, which Sako should I get?
Samuel Smith
Times have changed, we were the number one country in the olympics and other sports back then, life was rough as fuck.
Chase Morgan
It's a shop of a typical billboard found in Sub Saharan Africa.
Cooper Diaz
No
Ascend beyond weebs
Mainstream anime posting IRL
m.youtube.com
Their cringe shields are weakening
David Hernandez
you need to go back
Joseph Green
i mean, is being "known" for your country's capital even an accomplishment?
Jackson Green
Come home brown man
Tyler Sanchez
I thoughr your fight with Japan was very cool too
Your fight with Germany was probably for the better for both of you. You for communism and they for arrogance
Evan Williams
I am back you mutt
Ian Lee
TRG-22. It's not going to be cheap.
Jonathan Cox
VERY american post
i swear every single american on internet writes their abhorrent posts before thinking
Bentley Harris
>not wearing your waifu on your back as you go to expulge foreigners.
Its as if you dont even into it.
Ian Sanchez
No we aren't. Fuck off with your hysteria.
Colton Clark
>TRG-22
>$3000
ouch. I'd probably not spend that much for a 308, maybe in the future I'll drop the $ for a magnium caliber, like the 300 win mag for the TRG--42.
Adrian Brown
Bentley Sanders
I guess. My grandfather actually used to work in a prisoner camp for japs. He used to tell me some stories about them, like "In the morning, all prisoners are escorted to the forest for work, it is January and a very cold one at that. Japanese soldiers begin working and cutting trees, but the Japanese officer doesn't work and just observes silently. A guard comes to him and says - you fucking idiot, go work, you'll freeze to death if you just stand there. No, he doesn't do that, working is beneath his Imperial honor, instead he freezes to death and falls into the snow like a wooden statue or something".
Luis Thompson
youtu.be
Thomas James
why haven't any fins said "o fuggg :DDD" yet
Evan Martinez
Not everyone has to unlock every form as long as you are ascending and not degenerating
Even Vegeta racemixes and finds out an Earth woman can make him a son he can be proud of
James Barnes
>Experts say Russia is the only real threat to the smaller country, and the only reason these bunkers might be used for their intended purpose.
I love how the ''expert'' they bring in always say the stupidest things, bringing it up as if the bunker system would be called upon only in the case of an attack by Russia, as if that was the only possible threat there. Hell just seeing whats happening in their neighboring country to realize it might not be used against whom they think it will.
Jack Murphy
>fins
Because fins are incapable of operating a keyboard. Finns on the other hand can.
Jonathan Adams
i'd like to see Finland declare a meme war against Australia.
i'd like to see who is the funniest nation of shit posters. Finland seems to have the advantage in creating memes, but my money is on Australia for the better bants.
Easton Murphy
And he is replaced by an officer that will do a superior job with all his willpower and knowledge
Watch this film for how one of the best Japanese generals held an unholdable island for not just the expected 5 days, but 5 WEEKS while inflicting more casualties than they had men on the island with 0 naval or air support or chance for victory
The kind of warriors that are immortal spirits and only possess the most worthy of bodies.
Kuribayashi loved the Americans and refused to join them when it was time for war even when he and his olympic athlete captain were opposing the elite US marines with guns/vehicles/resources decades beyond what the Japanese had. He was rumored to have still led the final banzai charge with a sword when all ammo was lost and starvation was the only other option.
Caleb Ward
Fucking Jews owned comics who blame their failure on racism and etc. rather than piss poor writing for more than a decade (whats happening with the countless superhero movies is literally a copy paste of what they did in the comic industry, like its a 1:1 copy paste) and after have the audacity to publish shit like pic related which are nothing more than pure propaganda. Which they really ramped up the production of as of late, I mean absurd shit like the Brainiac or whatever with Trump face blatantly traced over it, they couldn't into subtlety even if their live depended on it.
Jose Young
>Australia trying to fight Finland in a nutshell
m.youtube.com
Australia is only good by Anglo standards
John Morris
>the funniest nation of shit posters
Australia doesn't even come close to the Spurdös. They have the meme market cornered.
Angel Ortiz
kek niggers can't into perspective. Drawings look like they're from medieval times
Joshua Walker