The planet is at risk, gaia need 5 people from diverse ethnic backgrounds to get the rings and summon captain planet to save the day, but as the lefties are all white and unwilling to summon a clearly white male to solve the situation, gaia got pissed off, and went to Jow Forums to recruit the people instead.
So, what a captain Jow Forumsanet does to stop pollution and save the day?
