American houses

>American houses

What's with Americans and building their McMansions out of paper and plywood?

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Because of suburbanization being a key component of American life because the cities are full of violent apes.

> Leaf thinks a one story ranch house is McMansion

Trudeau has turned you into Venezuela.

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How does that prevent you from using bricks?

Like, Christ a light breeze can knock down these "houses"

Do canadian houses not burn or something?
Are they made of flame-retardant material?
Are you a huge faggot?

They could have bought fire-resistant roofing but it probably costs a bit more.

>that
>a mcmansion
That's just a normal single story home. Are Canadian houses so small that even a normal 1 story house looks like a mansion to you?

Well. The problem is that (((they))) don't want us to have useful materials to build our homes. A home made from sticks can be easily destroyed by them when they want. The third pigs in the UK are smarter. They built their homes out of bricks because they know about the Jewish tricks.

why dont amerifats build houses out of bricks and concrete like normal people?

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>bricks

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Your average Canadian house is a cardboard box and it costs 1,000,000. My cuck shed probably looks like a mansion to him

Because that costs more money, and when people move every couple years anyway, people want to reduce costs as much as possible.

Wow, i'm totally going to be shelled daily here in Canada

Fucking inbred mutt can't even make a proper correlation

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wow, one tiny earthquake and brickcucks all die

sad!

lmao holy shit, you are stupid

>houses in Canada aren't made of timber

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>tfw not shelled daily
Won't someone end our suffering?

This holy shit

In regions that face natural conditions that require it, you find cinderblock homes, I used to live in Florida, according to code everything was build with steel reinforced concrete on the exterior. The same is true in most coastal regions.

I now live in central Tennessee, they build with wood here mostly because it massively cuts down on cost...and it's adequate.

Capitalism will always cut corners to make things as cheap as possible. The system does not care about quality, it cares only about profit.

That's from one of Italy's earthquakes, moron.

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and then they cry when it hits 85 degrees because they live in brick ovens

>what is ac
>what is opening windows

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its to save mother earth you literal nazi. the house came from the earth and it should return to the earth. all american houses need to burn down so mother earth can heal

>one story rancher
>mansion

STUPID DUMB PEDOCRAT SCUM
LETTING THEM SACRIFICE YOUR KIDS FOR FUN
HOW CAN IT BE A "WOMAN'S RIGHT" TO KILL SOMEONE?
STUPID DUMB PEDOCRAT SCUM

>what is wasting energy
>what is efficient design

>McMansions
>this pic

hahahahahaha holy shit this is an entry level "First home" in America. Id be surprised if it's over 300k unless its on a bunch of property.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SOCIALIST CANADA!!

>Canada
You build them exactly the same way you fucktard.
Why are leafs all double digit IQ retards?

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Because communists were really known for their durable construction practices and beautiful architecture

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>efficient design
>burns to dust with an adjusted ray of sunlight

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What if im american and my house is made out of concrete?

who cares? probably costs 20% as much this way, you can rebuild several times and still come out ahead

>this is a mcmansion in canada

this user is right it's called smart design.

What is that, Detroit?

Europe is hot for 2 weeks out of the fucking year so no one installs A/C
Goddamnit you are one stupid fucking leaf.

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>Implying most homes would withstand a raging forest fire and not have to be fully demolished and rebuilt.

I know suckers paying $500k for fucking townhouses and ratbox cuckcondos in shitty canadian cities lmao

You build the same plywood houses the Americans do.

Your houses are built the same way

You call that a mansion? Please.

Canadians are truly pathetic.

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>What if im american and my house is made out of concrete?

This is almost as bad as talking about g*lf rum*rs. You know who will be outside your home for months if they know you mentioned it.

Earthquakes

Beautiful no, but it probably houses 500 people and has done so for 50 years so yes it is durable

>thinks that people build a new house every time they move

Leaf can't recognize that this is some low class poverty level entry level home in American. lol

I guess I will enjoy my foot of concrete all by myself

>leaf starts thread trying to shit on America
>gets absolutely BTFO
>goes into ghost mode

Its no wonder why your country is in full cuck mode right now

We still have colonial wood houses from the 1600 on the east coast. It last and last and repairs are easy on wood.

Can't even sign right. Jesus. You truly are our retarded lil friend canada

American Architecture used to be quite tasteful.

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Literally everytime.

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oh for sure my guy

>used

yeah that's what he said. Used

>trusting Canadians with even the most mundane of tasks, such as signing their own name in the correct place

Even the chinaman and ruskie, neither of whom could probably read their English title on the document, did it right. Let that sink in.

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which one is supposed to be the actual mansion? they both look like shit

"McMansion" means over-designed (leading to multiple points of failure, such as rot), cheap, disposable houses.

You should check out the personal recounting of life in the Warsaw pact. A very common thread was that they would mass produce apartment towers...but there was no penalty o or incentives for the work crews to follow QA rules while building. So electrical wasn't grounded, plumbing was made of unalloyed lead and wasn't connected. no HVAC at all. And the occupants had to figure it out or they were SOL

no it doesn’t

I live in the suburbs of a major city and it's made of bricks. Making houses out of wood in an area prone to hurricanes and wildfire just seems incredibly stupid.

Nicer than my house...

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Stop using "McMansion" it was cooked up by lefty fucks pissed off that people wanted land and space to raise a family and rejected their Utopian ideal of all people living in high density urban anthills and being good collectivists

How is this politics-related?

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Structural bricks aren't safe, they haven't been for decades

To be fair communist architecture was practical, durable, and for some beautiful as well. The problem is not everyone wants to live in cramped apartments.

somebody regrets a recent purchase

I kind of doubt the Canadian even realizes that most "brick" homes are regular timber construction surrounded by a layer of non-structural brick.

you get a free new house when fire burns it down

you have absolutely no taste

McMansion is a legitimate term for piece of shit oversized homes with wonky proportions, third rate materials, and massive fucking roofs. Buyers remorse much?

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It's a term liberals use to describe any kind of house bigger than theirs. They can't even agree on the definition. Meanwhile they live in run down apartments in Brooklyn because it's "so authentic".

HOUSE MADE OF CARDBOARD

THEY BURN IN NEW YEAR'S EVE

Is it bad that I actually think that's pretty cool.

If that were built 500 years ago, most of you would be holding it up as a pinnacle of architecture instead of mocking it.

But it does. A cheap shack isn't trying to be anything but what it is. But a cheap house is trying to appeal to nu-homeowners who don't know better and/or can't afford better, while the developers save money using the cheapest materials possible. Think screws popping out of drywall within a couple years, etc, or bulging drywall from the frame shifting over the years due to moisture. Just stop building your houses with paper mache and popsicle sticks.

>American Architecture used to be quite tasteful.
There's been a difference in architectural standards in this country since the beginning. 100 years ago people living in log homes was common and then siding fags came along. There has and always will be a difference between the great architecture in america and the hacks that try to keep up, capitalism 101, it's in every sector and home construction isn't special.
t.architect

lool. Do thieves ever rob houses there using a maul and going through the wall?

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If it were built 500 years ago, it would still be standing in decent enough shape. That Mcshithouse in that pic won't last a decade without requiring at least anterior renovation. Probably glued on with craft glue.

Better get out of the suburbs and go back to the city while prices are still low. Nogs are fleeing the city in droves for suburbs. Urban areas are becoming high class again. Don't stay In the burbs for to long prices will tank.

that thing is dope bruh

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Agree to disagree m8 I think the term is appropriate and I care not of its origins.

Castles were made of actual stone, not this stucco facade bullshit and turrents werent placed wherever the fuck they wanted.

>he understands fuck all about architecture
>mcmansionhell.com/101
You have to realize that a McMansion is literally a cheap, shitty imitation of a real mansion, and it's only dirty plebs who can't tell the difference (which coincidentally is their primary target demo).

wood is cheap and abundant in US and in Canada, fucking leaf acting like Canadian homes are made of granite or something. You build with what you have, Uk might build alot of houses with stone or complete masonry but they have 65 million people, US has 320 million people, huge country, some of us dont have easy access to fucking rocks to stack up and make a house, we have trees fucking everywhere.

You think that house in your op pic is a McMansion?

>pathetic canadian plebs

All of our houses in the deep south are masenry and brick to withstand ternaders n sitch

Not to mention US didn't have an abundance of ancient architecture to pillage stone for construction from either. We had to quarry it all throughout our history, the natives left us nothing of value kek.

Anyone ever wonder if the forest fires are set by us to ensure that the economy of California keeps 'solvent' by providing makeshift work? The broken window philosophy writ large?

can confirm.
I'm from the south and I live in an alpha brick chad house.

Did you forget about Fort Mac?

>cheap, shitty imitation of a real mansion

...and? I've never figured out why people care and complain about mass produced houses looking generic so that people don't have to go as deeply into debt too afford a lot of living space, but have nothing to say about the hideous monstrosities universally built in metro centers everywhere. skylines of simple generic dark glass rectangles seen from miles away.

>second-rate guest house/renter
>a mcmansion
the absolute decrepit state of trudeauLOLia

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They dont understand how vast america is, with some states being as far apart culturally and geographically they might as well be different countries. they live in shithole countries, cant wrap their minds around it. only rock down here is slate, and we use it as roofing tiles, well they used to 100 years ago. Cut some oak and cypress trees make big ass beams and lay down some brick pillars and walls. good thing we understand capitalism and economics and building a residential with 2x4s and plywood is way easier than watching some asshole trying to stack rocks

Seriously anyone from Cali should build fire resistant homes. The rest of America is tired of providing aid for your irresponsible building practices.

>...and?
It's a lie, a fake, like a $60 replica Omega watch, except it's not an accessory but the damn thing you live in. How fucking pathetic is it to pretend you're 10x richer than you are?

>faggot flag
why don’t you focus on your own problems, you dumb fairy: “The far-right Sweden Democrats have seized on the issue of child marriages ahead of a general election” by Nathalie Rothschild
politico.eu/article/immigrants-migration-culture-integration-sweden-struggles-over-child-marriage/
>A row over how to deal with child marriage among immigrants has inflamed political debate ahead of a general election in Sweden, where migration continues to divide public opinion and the far right is riding high in the polls.
>“While we insist that Sweden protects children’s rights and that we promote a child-centered approach to children’s welfare, we have allowed children of foreign backgrounds to live as married women with older men,” said Blom, who also acts as Sweden’s national coordinator to counter honor-based violence and oppression.

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>he thinks I'm a Swede
it's almost as if stereotypes about American education existed for a reason

Going through the door or window is usually the only option unless you're a retard and buy a builtrite house from an nahb builder or drive a car into the house (car will not be drivable, will take a lot of force). 5/8 osb is pretty sturdy shit.

now that you mention it, yea wtf the Indians didn't leave us with anything like a Stonehenge or pyramids, i mean the Parthenon in Greece was built 2,400 years ago. they didn't leave anything cool except that pueblo town carved into the side of the mesa

Detroit ruins are spectacular and beautiful to explore while that commie block was trash when it was trash when it was new and trash as ruins.