Giant hogweed

i keep a jar to rub on my steaks so i can sit them out in the sun and cook them using solar power

Flamethrowers, probably. The problem is, it's invasive and it will win. At least it is distinctive enough that you can't accidently run into it, at least during the day.

>How do we stop it?
Weed killer
Spray the fucker with glyphosate and it will be dead in 4-5 days

Run through it naked, leaflander.

>during the day.
CIA planted these across the country to help deter future insurgents from moving around at night time.

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Just tell him to pass it. If he's a true friend, he'll do it without sulking.

Giant hogweed, have you never seen it before ?

Is this the kind of grass that grew when there were giant trees? Before the aliens cut them all down?

genetically engineer giant grass to cover it up

It is a member of the carrot family of plants so you're part right.

Not a bad theory.

I've never seen it. It is new over here. But I am always looking.

Seed bomb black neighborhood lawns with it to turn low property housing into forests again.
That wouldn't be domestic terrorism would it?

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>chad hogweed vs virgin queen annes lace

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Strike by night!
They are defenseless.
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom!

yeah I know they do look the same huh just a lot bigger, loads of both here

>It is new over here
Is it ? it's been here for ages, I think some aristocrat imported it here in the 1800s or something, from China or India, I forget where exactly, friend of mine had to go to hospital when he was a kid after touching that shit.

That’s not how chemicals work user...

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A scourge that gives your pets, kids and you 2 and 3 grade burns if you touch it.
It also spreads out like fuck. It is a understated biological menace.

Hey maybe you can use it to deter those migrants from raping your people.

so how do you get rid of it? i've never even heard of it until now

I completely believe this as veritable fact

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It has been reported in 8 US states so far, not including mine, but I live on the border of one where it is. There's plenty of Queen Anne's lace around here, though, so the conditions are probably right for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=gTuJQL8GBqY

>so how do you get rid of it?
What, so you don't like diversity among plants ?

Import a natural predator

Hear me out Brit.
What if you could plant that stuff in the cities with the highest Muslim populations and the next time one of them tries to take a woman behind the bushes he can’t because he will burn his dick off.

These are the pittbulls of plants. These should be planted in a line from sea to shining sea infront of our beutiful wall, as extra protection

hmmm, I wonder how it got in to the country in the first place ?

Lol

Sounds like landscapers. I bet it was rich people using it for a defensive perimeter.

They don't rape them in the bushes tho they do it above kebab shops.

I have some growing in my backyard. I think removal of it is free though, should probably get on that

kek

kill it with fire
always works

So remove kebab shops?

I usually just hit it with a sword.

fuck off kebabs are tasty

try hitting it with your pork sword for extra laughs

What will you sacrifice to save your people?

Doesn't mean you should want one inside your daughter.

sushi ? who wants to eat raw fish fuck sake

m8 have you seen the size of a kebab ?

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How effective of a deterrent would these be if planted across the southern US border? Asking for a friend.

I do.
Also fuck you for picking spicy food over your women SarGoy.

There are entire areas where this shit grows, and every year whenever I drive past those areas, there is more and more of this shit.
Why does this shit plant even exist? What the fuck is wrong with it?

You and your bruddas should seriously eat that yummy super carrot. It gives you super pyramid powers.

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>food
>women
How many here would honestly choose the latter ?

nothing can stop them
along every river and canal they're power is growing

youtube.com/watch?v=SDwyBWjfFaM

It's true. God tells me everything.

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>Soviets spread this plant that they knew was toxic because they thought a cow would be less susceptible for some reason
Just another failure of the USSR.

Hence the significance of the term sacrifice...
I will gladly trade a prime rib with horseradish over a liberal woman, but never touch meat again if it were my lover.

>all it takes is a few chemical changes in your skin for the sun to roast your epidermis alive
Nature is fascinating

Fucking morons back then man. We have gypsy moth infestation because some dumbfuck in Massachusetts wanted to try making silk with them 150 years ago.

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Didn't this shit kill Socrates or whatever?

Here in the Upper Midwest we have this shit called ‘wild parsnip’ that leaves welts on your skin and the sun extends this. Every year you see it more and more. Was nil or rare just a few years ago.

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give it feminism

Holy fuck they weren't kidding that shit IS giant. When I saw pictures of it without anything for scale I thought it was more like queen anne's lace, a few feet high.

>tfw invasive bullshit at my house that looks kind of like bamboo
>have to go ham on it with a machete every year, pull up the bottom parts after I cut my way through
>it still comes back in full force every time and is slowly spreading
>threw a bunch in a pile and lit it on fire to get rid of it
>now it's growing in the spot where the bonfire was

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>but never touch meat again if it were my lover.
So you'd stop 'touching the meat' for the right woman huh ?

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plant more

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>youtube.com/watch?v=85sNJJVapqs

This shit is gnarly

Srs?

All it takes is a bite from a Texas tick and you'll never want another bite of red meat. World's going to hell.

Nice banter.
Wouldn’t have to. She would do all the work for me.

Where is the guy going to australia to spread it all over? I remember him in a thread comming from Russia with thousand of seeds.

youtube.com/watch?v=dJRPfBWXBww

So cook it medium rare instead of rare?
I feel like you can do a lot with a good skald on the sides anyway.

The fuck? I've never heard of Hogweed

I'd bury my face in those for a can of special brew & a packet of crisps, I'm an absolute madman !

It's from the Caucuses.

No deal. "As with any allergy, Alpha-Gal syndrome reactions vary with some experiencing sensitivities that go beyond red meat to actual dairy products." No matter how well it is cooked. It's the beef, not the cooking.

Many plants have seeds that are activated by fire, get a strong herbicide and spray it over them instead.
t. biologist

found it
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/175707159/

It's the sugars in the red meat that you become allergic to, specifically one called Alpha gal.

Wife told me to trim my hogweed or she's not suckin it

heil the weed

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>thats not how chemicals work
>chemicals cannot change the integrety of skin or items to UV rays
>what is sun block
>what are carbon polymer coatings
>the in the fuck are blue or red glass tints or hues
>how do magnets work
>what even are chemicals

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>Alpha gal
Sounds like a kick ass anime girl.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/175303400

forgot pic...

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Then be the hero to create a way to destroy that in foods.
Produce wealth and sieze wenches.

Mighty Hogweed is avenged
Human bodies soon will know our anger
Kill them with your Hogweed hairs
Heracleum Mantegazziani
Giant Hogweed lives!

Queen Anne's lace is, literally, a carrot. Is hogweed somehow related to it?

Read the thread retard
>wasted quads

Yes they are related they are both in the carrot family

We should do it with jet powered drones. I've been trying to get the Go green general going again. You have to start another thread.

This is the guy who could do it. Too bad he's locked up.

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