post Diogenes memes and reasons why he was the the best philosopher ever.
Diogenes thread
David Lewis
Alexander Russell
>barrel man masturbates in the town square
Based and redpilled
Sebastian Campbell
>Alexander the Great comes all the way to see Diogenes
>meets him in the garden in the morning
>"Diogenes, I will offer you anything you could wish for!"
>Diogenes looks up
>"Move. You're in my sun."
>Alexander laughs
>"Haha!! Were I not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes!"
>Diogenes sits back
>"Were I not Diogenes, I'd still wish to be Diogenes"
Juan King
Guy was a degenerate and contributed nothing to society. He was a philosopher for bums. Greeks had better philosophers. Pythagoras was the best.
Caleb Price
This is now a Pythagoras thread
Liam Gray
Anthony Lewis
>Diogenes sees a whore's son throwing rocks at a crowd
>"Careful, you may hit your father."
Ethan Torres
these threads are so circlejerky
Isaac Howard
>Pythagorasfags
Okay, user. Keep being a faggot.
Parker Howard
how appropriate
Wyatt Ross
Fuck off trianglefag. Go jerk off to a bridge or something
Eli Watson
>there are people who actually hate Pythagoras
Off to /nofap/ with you degeneracy peddlers.
Joseph Jones
>trianglefag
Pythagoras BTFO
kek
Kayden Phillips
would've beheaded the hobo on the town square
Adrian Garcia
Pythagora was most likely a group of thinkers and not one man
Ethan Wood
>towns being raized
>everything is fucked
>people running around panicking
>start rolling my barrel around for sun
>"whatchu doing Diogenes? "
>"being just as productive as everybody here."
Oliver Martinez
fun*
Jack Carter
>The man who coined the term "cosmopolitan"
>Best philosopher
He had some good one-liners but not much else.
Benjamin Watson
"Featherless Biped"
-Plato
Dominic Hughes
bump
Jackson Cruz
...
Nathan Bailey
bump
Gavin James
>Why ya jackin it?
Well if I could rub my stomach to cure hunger I would do that too.
Brandon Baker
>the best philosopher ever.
Pic extremely fucking related.