Sheeple think they’re funny. /anarchy/

This actually happened to me twice. The first time I was babysitting and I did this exact thing to the cat and it scratched the shit out of my arm and almost got my face. From that moment on I've hated cats. The second time this happened I was at my GF house. They had a huge nasty cat who liked no one but tolerated the mother petting her before getting a treat. The cat's name was Rebby, short for Rebecca. The first time I met the family Rebby and I made eye contact and I knew right away that one day it would come to blows. When no one was around I warned Rebby not to fuck with me, ever. "You fucken Jew cat, if you ever try to fuck with me I will end you." I told her. She walked away like she didn't hear me. I would lunge at her when no one was looking. I didn't trust her and I didn't want her near me. A year passed and Rebby and I kept out distance. Then last Thanksgiving, after every one napped out after the gorge, Rebby got some too, she came over and sat down next to me. I was half asleep and full and happy. GF's aunt said, "Oh look she like you!". I smiled and tried this exact move again. She showed her teeth and I pulled back my hand, but she didn't move. I was no fully awake and away and filling with cat hate. I tried to pet her again and Rebby did this exact thing, she fucken jumped at me but I was sooo fucken ready like white man who's been attack by nigger one too many times and as Rebby raised up to jump attack me I began my vicious counter. She left as I was in mid swing with my other hand. I hit her as hard as I could with an open hand swatting her into the wall. Stunned she ran off, GF's aunt screamed, everyone woke up, hilarity ensued. No one really saw or could believe what happened. I just said I was attack, which I was, and that I swatted her off me. Since then the cats and I have been even. They don't even bother me anymore or fuck with me.

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This desu

The greatest examples are just minor edits of liberal comics that point out massive double standards.

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Why has no one posted the real version yet?

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>muh Gomradez
Er... didn't you Commies round up and murder all of the Anarchists once they had helped you achieve the Russian Revolution?

NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A GOMMIE

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nice

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Antifa are a bunch of neoliberal bootlickers run by the rich. They get the bullet too.

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No friend but I don't blame you for believing that propaganda

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Stop improving left-wing stock by breeding with them, White Man.

ethnic sjws would get turned on by this

she's done porn

holy fuck more!
i always thought the antifa chick in the comic was hot even if the comic itself is cancer.

Antifa is ultimately good. Chaotic good but good nonetheless.it is far easier to stop the fascists when they are few in number than when they have SS divisions, Panzer tanks and dive bombers. If we don’t stop them now, maybe another 50+ million will have to die before they are stopped next time. You do the math.

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gonna need a name to believe you on that one bud

Powerful

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Shit.

I know a girl who looks almost exactly like her. I don't want to breed but god damn I like her style.

God help me.

>tfw you will never fuck a cute Antifa girl into submission

>Antifa is chaotic good
>The Chaotic good rely on fundings from a chaotic evil.

No.

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Antifa and Proudboys are as retarded as they come. Just sayin

>it is far easier to stop the fascists when they are few in number than when they have SS divisions, Panzer tanks and dive bombers.

The only person who ever said this was Hitler, and he was probably mocking you. From a Dialectical perspective if Fascism is going to rise then it is because the material conditions for its rise have been met. You cannot "stop the fascists" any more than you can stop the temperature from changing with the weather.

Antifa, anyway, are footsoldiers for a neoliberal elite who you probably consider comparable morally to Fascists anyway--meaning that you've been stuck in the Fashy Sandwich, you don't actually get to choose whether or not you get fucked, just by whom.

based and redpilled

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>le geroge soros maymay,da jooz!

defeat them in the streets
defeat them in the sheets!

For a historical clarification, Antifa's predecessors were literally the reason why Hitler was able to rise to power. The Left created a dialectical necessity for a synthetic movement--it is important to understand that Fascism was NOT Reactionary. Quite to the contrary, the actual Reactionaries shot more Nazis than Antifascists did, they hated each other.

Rather Fascism was an alternative to Red groups that combined ultranationalism with socialist overtures without demanding the return of the Monarchy.

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Somebody add the dark souls parry sound

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I guess by this standard, I'm lawful good. I've always thought of myself as chaotic good, since I believe that people who own slaves should be killed regardless of whether or not slavery is legal in their country.

>da jooz are destroyin da world
nope, however it is a common accusation from anti-Semites who have failed at everything in life and are looking for a scapegoat to blame so they don’t have to take responsibility for their failures.

They won't think they are so funny when they get hit by the full force of the gamer army.

GAMERS RISE UP!

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>weightlifting is a metaphor for political debate
>if white nationalists are allowed to show their potential, they would reach their natural conclusion
>the final solution
>therefore the best course of action for the left is to frustrate the debate
>debating on an equal basis is not an option
>best strategy is for them to block debate and punch Nazis

I actually like OP's comic.

>made by a spanish man whose last name means "german"
>having your last name end in a location/place is somewhat normal for people of jewish descent
>in support of antifa

I am not surprised.

Ok to be fair, do you seriously think you have better media? I'm no artist but that comic looks like shitgarbage that was drawn by a 12 year old on deviantart who just heard about politics.

>"You fucken Jew cat, if you ever try to fuck with me I will end you."

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Rememed.

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so its just a coincidence that Jews only make up 2% on the population but own all the world banks and corporate media companies ??

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Unironically this

How cant you dodge a punch this slow??

no. That's a relatively well-traveled conspiracy theory which was recently recirculated by Rupert Murdoch.Rest assured, you're safe da jooz don't control the world

>200lb barbell
>clearly 355lb

Do you even lift?

>propaganda

you wish faggot. Kronstadt will have to happen again

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Not even Jews like George Soros retard

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Diaper lines

This. I think they're trying to build a Leninist-style cadre and practicing their corporate conformity and "unity of message".

But if he's a Christian Zionist, why would he? If you're gonna try and sell me sleepyposting, you have to have a narrative that makes sense, not one that just invokes the corporate leaders of your corporation's arch nemesis.

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You think that Jewish over representation in media is not factual or no, it isn't a coincidence?

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I cant wait for the day when I'm given the green light to kill all of you subhuman communist faggots. I want to feel your fucking skulls under my boots as I stomp in your fucking brains and hang your disgusting children.

basedbrain

I don't think you know what that word means

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

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Why does it matter what race or nationality the people who own the banks were? If you are trying to collectively shame a large group of people based on the acts of individuals, you are no better than those 'evil' communists.

*media*

>expectation vs reality
0/10

Actually shorter in compared to the bar.

are you on heroin?

Also after world war1 the commies tried to take over Germany and were sporadically successful. They terrorized innocent civilians and destroyed businesses. Then all the boys came home from the western front to a country being destroyed by bolshevism. So they went ape shit and restored order. Nsdap was seen as a logical inheritor of the freikorps' legacy.

unless your looking to bow down to the papacy in Nazi ideology find the workers Eagle with sword and hammer.

>doesn't answer the question
>what does it matter if someone not of your people is in control of your people
I hope you're memeing me, my man

yes that same group of people who also gave us pretty much our entire ethics system in the West

Left can't meme brah

>looking for a scapegoat to blame so they don’t have to take responsibility for their failures.
You just described Communists lmao

Greeks? Anglo saxons?

"JOOOOZ, MANG, HATE DA JOOOOOOOZ!"

My ex-gf's cat pissed on my carpet twice so I continuously tortured it for a year until it scratched a hole in it's back due to anxiety than she had it put down. Fuck cats.

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HE LITERALLY ADIMTED ON CAMERA HE KILLED JEWS WHEN HE WAS WORKING FOR THE NAZIS EVEN THO HE WAS A JEW HIMSELF

Where is your rhetoric? You need to lerk /leftypol/ moar

if heaven is real your not going there

torturing defenseless animals is some nigger shit

Because killing millions should be your monopoly?

thats not funny or cunning at all, youre just a mean sad person. you need jail and therapy to straighten you out. when you die, you will feel the pain of the cat and feel how the cat felt. this will happen during your life review with god. remember this post - karma always wins in the end

I basically sprayed it with water all the time. I don't think that it's evil.

Why do woke guys always have to draw their lesbian dream POC OCDNS' solving their problems with brute force?

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this pic made me feel ill
what the fuck

Daily reminder: Don't do fisticuffs with a dude that has your bodyweight more lean muscle mass than you.

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Those plates look like 25s and 10s at most

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>cringy
>coming from a faggot who cries for niggers for no reason and cant define his own gender

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Fucking hilarious

So there is no bourgeoisie?

>karma
Leave

>gayotic good

the new left doesn't recognize bourgeoisie or even the working class. It was redefined in the 70s. Now its all about fake groups like poooor feminists or pooooooooor negros etc.