Can't wait for Zoe Quinn to start working at Tesla!!!

Can't wait for Zoe Quinn to start working at Tesla!!!

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Starts off real good. No wonder she doesn't have a well paying job.

>Not a chance, you kike slut

>implying Elon Musk won't be charged for fraud.

>we're looking for quality

>video game development
Depression Quest was a choose your own adventure book in html.

>unburnt witch
not for long

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To be fair Tesla makes shit cars that are just as bad for the environment as any other car out there. Useless company.

>calls boss coward
if she worked for him she would be fired. But now that she is looking to work for him she dismissed herself

>get hired
>get fired
>claim sexism
>profit

She is too ugly and fat to have that level of entitlement.

Fucking feminism.

What did she mean by this

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Who gives a shit, she's a hero in her own mind.

Her game is terrible, why would anyone hire her

She desperately wants to fuck him

hahahaha can he hire her but to test the flame throwers on sjw tinted hair?

cringemaxx holy fuck

she things being a human waste receptacle at a fastfood joint qualities her to work for Tesla

I'd wanna wear two condoms but I'd still fuck her.

Make that Six Guys

does elon need worthless virtue signalers or something?

It's not about the environment, it's about the ability to beat any commercial car in a drag race

Checked for truth.

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>hires her
>fires her into space

Hire her to do what exactly, suck dicks?

I bet Grimes gets absolutely turned on from all the left-wing hate Elon gets while in the same note herself being a left-winger/feminist.

AASNDHFNGKSNS
I CAN'T FIND A LINK TO THIS JOB POSTING FUUUUIKC

I thought that Johnathan Hadt or whatever said she was answering suicide hotline calls all day not doing game development.

>please send
WHERE FAGGOT

>dame judy stench
I don't know what this means, but it sounds revolting

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Is that how millenials ask for a job? What the fuck.

You're hired! Now grab a mop & bucket bitch, pajeet and the gang can't into toilet use.

Let them fight.

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t. your ass

Did she get plastic surgery or is that like 5 lbs of makeup?

wow i'm sure he'll get right on hiring this dumb bitch lmao

Are you really a game dev if the only language you know is html from playing with myspace layouts back in the day?

>We want to make super fun games
>super fun games
>fun games

>hire me

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>inb4 he offers her the worst job in the company

>goon humor

I don't know why 30 year olds think this shit is funny.

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it's just fat, and a lot more than 5lbs

Remember when she filed a lawsuit to get a gag order against her ex?

has she ever sold anything other then rhetoric?
like has she ever actually made a game or has she just lectured devs on twitter ?

Forgetting that disgusting piece of coño.

Elon its getting pretty cool with naming all the kikery and all the shit and he is about making money. Maybe he will be what gabe never was.

HEY.

GUYS.

MONEY.

ELON HAS IT.

MONEY....

MONEY BUYS ANYTHING

MONEY BUYS THE RIGHTS OF HALF LIFE UNIVERSE

PLEASE SOMEONE TWEET THAT JUST DISREGARD THAT SMELLY VAGINA

GABE ITS A COMPLACENT DYING FAT MAN. ELON ITS STILL BASED.

She made a powerpoint presentation about """"""""""depression""""""""" and claimed it was a game.

Dude.

I want to fuck Elon.

If I suck him right I might get a parcel on mars and a ride on a rocket while a-ha sounds in the background.

>james gunn
everything fits nicely together I guess

Musk is shagging Grimes, why would he care about this slobby beefcunt?

>"I'm looking for game developers, not professional victims."
Please Elon, say it!

Yeah, Elon Musk would hire a bitch who needs to use pic related to code.

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its not about the environment, its about being able to power my car using an electric generator and a water wheel

zoe is the only woman QUEEN that can blowjobs her way to the top of both tesla and spacex

DO IT,COWARD!

Finally, something that would get me to cancel my order.

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>hey faggots I wasn't a job you twat. hire me you pussy
>uh... no
>OMG so oppressed
What an entitled twat. Has she done anything with her life other than bitch? Her "game" was low effort garbage.

Holy shit that looks like a retarded ribosome to code retarded shit.

And idfk how to code but I know it looks more "wordy" and "i have to read books for this shit"

I've never thought of this before

insult your potential employer

genius

Why is she still alive ?

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Isn't' she just known for a shitty twine game?
also
>hire me you coward
your chances dropped from none to none -1

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Cos dicks arent sharp enough.

Hey satan how are ya?

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>"Let's see your résumé Zoe... Hmmm, a good liar, an impressive network of journalists at your disposal... skilled at attracting attention... excellent dick-succing skills... You're hired."

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6 Guys, Triple 6's

it all checks out

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Quinn is jewish?

Didn't she make a fucking text adventure in twine? I wish I had the balls to use a twine game in my portfolio.

Shouldve given him a firm handshake instead.. fucking millennials

>can blowjobs her way to the top
>doesn't actually do it in this case
who's the coward again?

yep

It’s almost like she didn’t learn her lesson last time

Ofc she's working with darpa and a shitload of other companies to influence and shape social behaviour online and respectively offline.
That pic with the connections i deleted years ago.... I think you'll manage to catch up if you dig.

The fact she even follows him reeks of desperation

>i want games for the centre console on my shit cars

gee what could possibly go wrong?

this guy is all types of retarded.

>It's her
>desperation quest

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Nostalgia chick and 5 guys girl are Twitter besties!!!11

What has she ruined?

Haha someone is running low on ramen and hotpockets.

is she still fat and sloppy?

Leave it to Adolf Swartzanigger to let a joke go right over his head.

reeeeee, Carlooooos!

Last time this happened she happened to receive a new batch of threats just as she was releasing her newest book.
Calling it now.

He said fun games, Zoe. You wouldn't know fun if it came on your face.

>Didn't she make a fucking text adventure in twine?
Text-adventure full of bugs and typos, she didn't even proof-read the raw text.

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OOOOOHHHHHHH I WANNA BE AAAA
STAAAAARRR FUCKER
I WANNA BE A STAAAAaaaAaaaAaaR FUCKER
I WANT TO FUCK A STAR TO NIGHT
SO MAYBE IIIIIIeeeIII CAN BE SO BRIGHT
WAH OHHH

Zoe Quinn has had about three years to figure out that barfing a short "pity me" choose your own adventure story into Flash, dumping it on Steam, then barfing a longer "pity me" story into Twitter isn't a reasonable form of game development.

Isn't her family ultra loaded?

The well has to be drying up by now. I'm only a handful of people care about her now.

>tfw you were born on the same day as this hoebag
I feel dirty somehow

>hire me you coward
>Well what games have you made?
>uh...

Fucking crazy

Based

>big tiddy
nope. her nudes are awful, she has a dogshit body

I haven't checked her patreons but I'm sure she has orbiters funding her quest against patriarchy

Is it wrong Zoe kind of turns me on.
She's a trashy retard cunt but theres something about her that makes me want to seed her.
She's got some serious fuck me eyes.

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If Quinn made games for a car, I'm pretty sure traffic related suicides would skyrocket

he probably looking for someone more like John Carmack. This girl is a game dev like I am a level designer because I once made a QUAKE level

I'm not an incel, who is zoe quinn?