Happening: Oroville Dam /odg/ - Open the Flood Gates Edition

So, the rains in northern California are coming down, which means the Oroville Dam is reaching its point of no return!

Discussion: Is this punishment for paying for illegal immigrants for decades, but not repairing infrastructure?

Praise Kek that the dam breaks.

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4
cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/queryF?ORO
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/24979
youtu.be/EqEU2X6yBPk?t=31s
pixel-ca-dwr.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0000OxvlgXg3yfg/G00003YCcmDTx48Y/Oroville-Spillway-Damage
parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411
tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_7_3920.html
accuweather.com/en/us/oroville-ca/95965/weather-radar/331994
cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/getResGraphsMain.action
windytv.com/?39.535,-121.469,12,anCziIF
earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/helicorders/nca/112/latest/
sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/02/10/maintenance-records-show-oroville-dam-spillway-previously-patched/
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/137PgSYQtNfLWfEIOTImzeGKgTzVY_awWfzv1pSyZmxE/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true
google.com/amp/www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-oroville-spillway-shutoff-20170227-story,amp.html
youtube.com/watch?v=sEA6f439XJQ
cbsnews.com/news/lynchburg-virginia-college-lake-dam-flooding-imminent-failure-breach-va-2018-08-03/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Batteryfags put in your bets...

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Oroville Dam IDF beware

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13.5 BTFO

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60k outflow?

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Redpill me on this crack, Jow Forums

Is it me or its been getting bigger over the last hour?

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It's a fucking 100 degree's in northern california

newfag

thanks OP prepping for comfy

Quick rundown:

>spillsways bow to water
>in contact with rain and melt snow
>possess erosion abilities
>control oroville with a watery flow
>owns dams & emergency spillways locally
>direct descendants of the snow on northern mountains
>will provide water for first dams on jupiter
>oroville will be the first dam
>own 99% of californias drinking water on earth
>first spillways will be oroville spillways
>both spillways said to have high flow, such erosion has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan
>ancient native scriptures tell of two spillway failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of underwater cities and dam technology progression
>they own rocks around the world
>you likely have oroville water inside you now
>the spillways are in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville dam
>who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe dam in desert land?
>they learned fluent water engineering in under a day
>other dams entrusted their water to the oroville spillways
>there is no water in the dam, only in the spillway
>the spillways are about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society
>in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california
>we dont know their ultimate plans yet
>we hope the spillways are well constructed

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This guy gets it

3.5" triggers AUXILARY SPILLWAY

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>oh wow I've never seen this fake and gay thread before...
kys op

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's about that time anons... Place your bets now.

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yer moms is bigger

Kek wills it

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I miss all my Orville bros
such comfy threads

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>They try to "repair" the emergency spillway because if rain hits hard
As civil engineer I must say - this dam is defective by design.

as seen here youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4
The dam started to collapse in the middle of spillway. I.e. there was not enough strength in the earth barrier to hold water in general.

It should have been reinforced with concrete or (in eco-fashion) abundant artificial enforestation.

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it's happening

national weather service confirms oroville is fucked

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What is the significance of 13.5v?

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Atmospheric river inbound?

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

ATMOSPHERIC RIVER INBOUND

SPILLWAY TAKING DAMAGE

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MAN SPOTTED PLACING CHARGES ON MAIN DAM

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I like the shots of that big rock outcropping and all that water too, but the shots of the completely fucked spillway up close are tantalizing in their own way
>be spillway wall
>all your friends like Drainage Pipe-sama and Spillway Deck-chan decide to wash away
>find yourself so utterly fucked you just cast levitate and hover on empty air
It's an abstract kind of feel

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>mfw I realize since Trump is POTUS he now owns HAARP
>mfw President Trump uses HAARP to deliver on his campaign promises and fuck up California at the same time

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>What happened so far
- Main spillway got damaged - because of no maintaining - because Cali thought that they will never have that much water again - because of Muh Climate Change. And they needed the money for illegals.
- They closed the main spillway to inspect the damage
- Because of the closed main spillway, water went over the emergency spillway
- Emergency spillway was in even worse condition and it got BTFO pretty bad
- They opened the main spillway again, so that water doesn't go over the emergency spillway any longer
- Main spillway gets slowly BTFO and half of it is gone. But it is stable at the moment.
- They try to "repair" the emergency spillway because if rain hits hard, water will go over it again (even if they keep the main spillway open) and would rek the dam

> Be careful! There is plenty of old footage marked als livestream!

> Hourly Waterlevel
cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/queryF?ORO
>Scanner
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/24979
> Bubbles near emergency spillway!
youtu.be/EqEU2X6yBPk?t=31s
> Pictures
pixel-ca-dwr.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0000OxvlgXg3yfg/G00003YCcmDTx48Y/Oroville-Spillway-Damage
> Webcam from the wrong side
parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411
> NoFly-Zone
tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_7_3920.html
> RainRadar
accuweather.com/en/us/oroville-ca/95965/weather-radar/331994
> Reservoir Condition
cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/getResGraphsMain.action
> Wind Map
windytv.com/?39.535,-121.469,12,anCziIF
> Latest Seismograph
earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/helicorders/nca/112/latest/
>2013 Damage
sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/02/10/maintenance-records-show-oroville-dam-spillway-previously-patched/
>Data Sheets
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/137PgSYQtNfLWfEIOTImzeGKgTzVY_awWfzv1pSyZmxE/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true
>All reservoir levels
cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/getResGraphsMain.action

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Battery Rundown

>electricity bows to the battery
>in contact with outlets and light posts
>possess conductive abilities
>control oroville with a shocking flow
>owns power plants & generators locally
>direct descendants of the electricity from zeus
>will provide electricity for first keks on mars
>oroville will be the first power plant
>own 99% of californias usable electricity on earth
>first power plant will be oroville power plant
> battery said to have high flow, such conductivity has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan
>ancient native scriptures tell of battery failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of dark cities and power plant technology progression
>they own thunderclouds around the world
>you likely have oroville batteries inside you now
>the battery is in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville power plant
>who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe power plant in desert land?
>they learned fluent electrical engineering in under a day
>other dams entrusted their electricity to the oroville battery
>there is no electricity in california, only in the battery
>the battery is about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society
>in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california
>we dont know their ultimate plans yet
>we hope the battery is well constructed

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13.5 fags are kidding themselves

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google.com/amp/www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-oroville-spillway-shutoff-20170227-story,amp.html

>MAIN SPILLWAY SHUT DOWN HOURS AGO TO ASSESS AND CLEAN DEBRIS
>100,000 ORDERED TO EVACUATE SUNDAY NIGHT

ITS HAPPENING

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This piece of shit is STILL busted?

Wow, that spillway has be ass blasted. When the flow goes to 100k cps again, that hill is going to be eaten. Praise Kek!

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ALL HAIL KEK BRING THAT DAM DOWN

REMEMBER THIS IS HOW THE SPILLWAY IS SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION

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NORMAL
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>13.5 WHEN
>13.5 WHEN
>13.5 WHEN
>13.5 WHEN
>13.5 WHEN

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Why am I getting flashbacks to early 2017? Is that how long Gaia happenings take to materialize?

I bet the chinese did this.

WATER RISING ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS
WHOS /COMFY/

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This is my conclusion also. We'll all still be in /odg/ when it refers to Oroville Disaster General discussing how best to govern New California. The old one is about be cleansed and the filth washed away over the next couple months. MAGA

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31 posts by this ID

Is it really happening again? I watched that fucking dam non-stop for days the last time it was supposed to fail.

Wait did we just time travel? Is this what we call a Mandela event?

I got halfway through this without realozing it was just the bog pasta slightly edited

What if infrastructure is failing not only due to funding going to illegals, but also because of the drop in White Demographics?
Who's going to fix things like this in the future, Pajeet and Chin Chong?

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I Curse every Man, Women and Child of the Deep State. Madness, Sickness and Misfortune upon them.

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Kek please bless the Dam break with digits

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>31 posts by this ID

what, you don't like blogs?

Wtf is it a year and a half ago? Posting

Jk my Oroville meme folder got deleted. Dam it!

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Remember that fat fucking faggot that got stuck below the damn?

Remember Califags getting super butthurt that we all wanted Sacramento to drown.

Remember fucking spending a mouth watching this stupid priece of shit damn?


How much is it costing to fix anyway?

How did this meme start?

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Thank you Mizu chan

>Timeline so out of ideas that is reusing content


This timeline is dumb, unsuscribed.

We collectively watched the water intake and outtake of the lake for weeks, the California Water Authority put out hourly reports on the lake levels, in that report was also the voltage of the battery which sometimes fluctuated between 13.5 and 13.4 volts. And sometimes even 12.7!!!

This thing is going to take at least half a billion to fix btw. And Cali's infrastructure is literally falling apart, it's literally only a matter of time before Shashta or a bridge collapses.

fuck i need reaction folder. DO IT

Thanks bro.

>mfw I was in those threads
>mfw I was hoping it was happening again
>mfw I thought maybe this was about the dam in Virginia which is supposed to break soon

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huh.... how'd have thought a cheeseburger creates downforce?

This is all from last Feb, not current news.
Weird how hard it was to determine there wasn't another damn problem, and that this was fake.

Emergency cancelled. Don’t bother fixing the dam. We need that money fo dem programs.

New CHN livestream , Isaac Kappy, another Silverman threat, thoughts on Q (A.i)and exposing Hollywood!!!
Pedowood news and illuminati movements

youtube.com/watch?v=sEA6f439XJQ

Very good stream and lots of info, knowledge on the occultic nature of the NWO
Everywhere I go there's someone in a trenchcoat staring at me,

And when I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash.

Whatever could they want from me? Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?

I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash..."
—Barenaked Ladies, "Get In Line"

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Wait they never fixed it after last year? These fucking idiot liberals never plan ahead.

>This thing is going to take at least half a billion to fix btw. And Cali's infrastructure is literally falling apart, it's literally only a matter of time before Shashta or a bridge collapses.
The beauty of it is that you can't ignore it, even if you could find alternative water supply (in California), after the dam was built billions of dollars of property has been developed downstream which will all get rekted.

But that's ok because their politicians made it [spoiler]legaly[/spoiler] safe for gays to fuck each other bareback, let homeless people shoot heroin in the streets with governmental assistance, house millions of illegals and provide governmental services for free, that's more important than some slab of concrete you biggot

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>Wait they never fixed it after last year? These fucking idiot liberals never plan ahead.
I highly doubt they could fix it in a year, let alone 5 even if they managed to put together the funding, that's a massive project if I ever saw one

these threads were great because they were essentially civil engineering generals, but with a lot of banter thrown in

Roll for the destruction of California.

so we havn`t gone back in time.
ok

Doubles or better and California gets rekt.

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nothing will happen retards

I live just below the dam, there is nothing to worry about. It's just a little rain, worst case scenario it overspills a little. This is the safest place in America

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Nothing, they aren't fixing it. They're diverting the funds to illegals and painting all the potholes in the roads white.

i spoke to an old timer retired engineer who worked on the project. He said there was an earthquake during construction that damaged the the base. They didnt want to start over...
Oroville is doomed. The gloabalists really hate the white peoplein N CAl....
...

>another general for some stupid shit
Lol, I bet some of you fags were in the Kilauea generals. Fucking losers

Sage

>banter
Codeword for fucking newfags shitposting poorly

>tfw I’m the batteryfag
Remember if it hits 11 volts shit’s fucked. Do you anons remember the guy who was going to dump a couple gallons of Ivory soap into the dam to lower the surface tension and cause earlier leakage? Good times.

May the cleansing waves was California free of the human filth which infests it.

It's actually so dry everything is on fire. Half of Redding burned down and it's been 90 degrees every day. I've been out here 2 months and it hasn't rained once.

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Fucking YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Good times.

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Not gonna lie..

I'm still kinda bummed out that it didn't break.

WATER. MUST. FLOW.

We all are, califags most of all.

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checked

checked
Yeah me too

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For real though, when are proper rains next due in California?

Rainy season starts in mid to late October usually.

when is the next natural disaster? :(

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Yes but the school next to my house is rated 2/10 and has 54% students with "limited english proficiency", so I can suck on my non-fat half-car fair trade sustainable zero carbon footprint soi latte and virtue signal my asshole as the water takes me away.

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I really wish my Jow Forums folder was better organized

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same

wtf, why didn't they fully repair the dam in the last year?

>cbsnews.com/news/lynchburg-virginia-college-lake-dam-flooding-imminent-failure-breach-va-2018-08-03/

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Beautiful. I'm glad I got out of bed today! No sarcasm. When does hurricane season start?

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No idea we live in the North East
We get the remnants of hurricanes
If you want I can pull my penis out and smash it with a hammer?

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>still forcing this failed happening over a year later
yikes. gonna laugh when all the retards evacuate at once again and get stuck in traffic while im comfy shitposting on Jow Forums

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Did I open my browser in last year mode? wtf.

I only like weather related catastrophes, maybe you could get your penis hailed on or something?