Can Jow Forums take a joke? Reddit got us this time. You gotta admit, those democrats really know how to meme

10.1k upvotes on Reddit prove otherwise. I think the joke is too high IQ for you.

>Reddit likes the it, therefore it's a quality meme.

Imagine thinking like this.

When you're sitting at the edge of a cliff, going forward is a big mistake that you won't live to regret... for very long.

>dude bro this false equivalence is so clever xDDDDDDD
Man you people really can't meme.

I put mine in first, am I missing something American?

>see all the other retards like me who upvoted this, this is why it’s good
You have to go back

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A burger in both hands, while driving with your knees (or belly).

How about you stay on reddit then and enjoy your crappy jokes. Absolute garbage.

This is 30 years stale

>Young white children in front of me
>Young black children behind me
The decision is easy

Yes

I'm sorry, but Reddit it the better platform. You probably can't get into it without being [removed]

I prefer putting mine in 6th.

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>Implying both parties aren’t complete shit

Throw it in R until we go back to red scare/jim crow days

Q predicted this

I agree. This country was once great. I want to go back to that.

>faggots drive automatics
Imagine my surprise.

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The joke about Muslim terrorists the other day got like 40k upvotes, but even that's nothing compared to the 100k upvotes the post of you getting fucked in the ass got

well that depends if you want to go off a cliff then by all means put it into (d)

Memes are only funny if they're steeped in reality.

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>if you want to go forward you put it in D
last year we stood before the abyss, this year we'll take a giant step forward!

>white people unironicly believe the future would be better if there were sub humans in charge
I know it's a joke and kinda clever but like hey man let's not have another nigger president.

I don't even know what you're referring to

I understand the joke but it's not funny.
Maybe because I drive manual transmission only.

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Yeah that's funny.

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automatic was made for wimmins

Fuck, if only.

When the road ends at a cliff, you put it in (R)

learn boi

Manual is fun but I prefer automatic because this city is very crowded and every other driver is a dick

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based kraut

Yeah because you drive manual like normal people.

That's a decent joke really
It would get applause not guffaws. Clap jokes are still weak.

KYS Immediately

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I did see that. But most people who probably got upset at this were called out. If you don't like this car joke, you're a hypocrite

The 1980s called, they want their jokes back.

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this

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The car is sitting on a plateau and too far in either direction will make you drive into the sea of retardation.

Automatic transmissions are for faggots and old ladies.
Drive a stick shift like a real man, bugboy.

protectldschildren.org/read-the-stories-2/

Yo these Mormon church abuse stories are dope

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Not going to lie bros, this gave me a good chuckle. I guess the Left can meme after all.

***sip***

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Feel like a Roman eating olives and grapes and reading about these poor girls

The car joke is funny and a subtle redpill--we needed to go in (R) because (D) took us too far

It's somewhat clever but I don't feel defeated. The Republicans fucking suck dick and lick balls as much as the Democrats finger fuck pussy and sniff taint. Both parties are shit. One is just more shit than the other.

Try taking off from a stop like that, smart guy.

Imagine being so much of a fag you have to grip a shaft while you drive.

pol BTFO

The only right answer. We were going right the fuck over before Donald came to power.

lol america is just leik a car. if u want it to go forward, you put it in [d] donald. But if you want to it go back, you put it in [r] for regressives xD

the think tank cant meme@!!11

So the Dems drive the American car and it's time to park.
They can't park.
What's what R is for. To reverse neatly into a parking spot so you can get out and do business with the world.
All the Dems do is drive, drive and drive until they're out of petrol. Then they sue Ford for not inventing perpetual motion.

i wish there was an actual backwards option.
the most "radical" viable parties go forward slightly slower

Yikes those mormons are nuts.

Fuck off back to plebbit stupid shareblu nigger kike

youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

Oh man, you sure showed us who's the smartest anonymous internet poster

>muh upboats

Reddit's structure is the reason it got that much attention, in Jow Forums people express themselves clearly pal

BASED REAGAN

And ours Regeneration

In my car to drive it one shifts between 1 2 3 4 5 and R to go backwards.

The American two party system is like an automatic transmission. It's designed for lazy people who don't want to think too much and want everything else to happen automatically once they make their stupidly simple choice but it's always unriable and breaking down

What this doesn't say is that we're heading towards a cliff

pretty sure thats how a woman gets going to by putting in the D and you want her to go backwards you put it in her Rear.

BTW that funny moment when Reagan grew the economy then Clinton made sure it would tumble down by repealing glass steagall. bush tried to prevent recession by passing housing bill to encourage unqualified people to get a loan on homes as well as starting wars following Keynesian economics which is stupid cause Austrian classical model is superior then Obama put the final nail in the coffin by multiplying enormous debt to twice its size.

Boomer joke

Honestly an automatic transmission is a perfect analogy for the 2 party system

Born from laziness not much thought is required wasteful and inefficient unreliable and always breaking

>mass appeal
>high IQ
Are you a lobotomite?

This applies more to trucks.

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1 fucking joke out of trillions is actually funny.

Guys this is a momentous moment for Democrates?

Did they break the curse?

>mobile posting
>reddit
>canada
three fucking strike, faggot

(((D)))

What if I told you I was the one to give the joke Gold?

>those democrats really know how to meme
does it ever occur how to you how pathetic it looks to desperately try and convince us everyday that this is true?

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>Did they break the curse?
no.

Fucking automatics. Drive with a manual transmission.

Ooooooooooohhhhhh now i get it. Good thing we have big brain democrats here to explain jokes to us.

its more like if you forget to take it out of (D) and it goes down a hill.

the key cylinder nigger button is voter id.also ban automatic transmissions. How many more children have to die before common sense gear changes.

Exactly. Put it in R, go backwards to 1955, then park it and leave it there.

too far Reagan era seems nice great economy plus niggers taking crack

If Democrats make us go forward why is it that All in the Family a show from 40 years ago could never be on TV today?

Yeah forward off of a cliff

i was just about to write this.

>upvotes on Reddit prove otherwise
lowest common denominator

Pretty accurate. My car is manual and only has an r gear. It's for men and adults who are capable of deciding their own fate. Cars that have d are for children, women, and minorities who can't drive and need assistance.

True, except the car is headed over a cliff.

Progress is measured in how much your personal freedoms are restricted

Forward to what exactly... ruin? Into an abyss?

What's the option to get out the fucking car?

I put my car in (1) to go forward.

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She's right -- if you want to go forward you put the car in drive. If you want to backwards you put the car in reverse.

Or you could say that the country is headed down the wrong path (all the degeneracy, pedophilia, racism, hate, "gender" being a thing, etc.) and putting the car in reverse is us backing the fuck out.

Fucking this!

Manual diver master-race!

How did canada turn so gay? When did it happen?

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