>that 30 year old boomer that pees sitting down
jesus christ gramps, have some dignity
That 30 year old boomer that pees sitting down
Mason Williams
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Wyatt Scott
Monster Marketing... good stuff guys.
Zachary Martin
>pees sitting down
My wife doesn't like when it splashes everywhere.
Josiah Howard
damn. guy looks just like me, but he's got something weird going on with those marks on his tongue.
Noah Rodriguez
not gonna lie ive bought like 6 white monsters since the baby boomer memes kicked off
Jonathan Peterson
I actually saw a 30 year old sipping monster ultra and wearing boomer sunglasses yesterday
I thought you fags were joking
Kevin Howard
I was going to buy one before I mow the lawn next just to take a selfie.
Parker Carter
I unironically always do so at home, because fuck cleaning up the occasional misdirected spray. Anywhere else tho, full spread.
Matthew Watson
This
Owen Taylor
Life imitates art
Gabriel Peterson
You know what happens when you make fun of Chris Jericho, OP? You know what happens?
Nolan Garcia
I started peeing sitting down once I hit my 30s. Only at home though.
Jason Barnes
THIS MARKETING IS FUCKING WORKING
EVERYTIME I SEE A MONSTER
ILL I CAN THINK OF IS
*PSSSSTTTTCHHHHHH*
*SIP*
IM SO FUCKING THIRSY HOLY FUCK
GONNA GO BUY A MONSTER
GOING BLUE TODAY
Colton Hughes
Q predicted this
James Thomas
Zoomers are the ones that sit down to pee. Everytime I go in a public restroom there's always like 6 urinals empty and all the 20 year old zoomers go sit down in the stalls instead.
Zoomers also talk to each other in the bathroom. Its the weirdest fucking thing. They'll be sitting on their nasty public toilets just to piss gossiping like girls.
Henry Sullivan
>i-i-i-i-if I pee standing up I will feel like less of a worthless beta pussy who has zero self-control
Keep overcompensating, tiny nuts. I even lay down to piss some times.
Julian Reyes
I leave for work before sunrise so I piss on my front lawn.
Isaac Wilson
I haven't bought any monsters yet but the campeyn has had some effect on me because I bought two energy drinks. Monster cans are just too big, I don't want diabetees.
Christian Carter
>Y2J+18
>Not drinking Monster
Jaxon Parker
cmon mods
lets put this trash where it belongs
>404
>Jow Forums
Jacob Morgan
Says the faggot who is gossipping about the young men he obsessively observes in public bathrooms.
Josiah Collins
I pee sitting down due to having crapped standing up too many times. I still need to replace the cabinet that is stained green.
Juan Fisher
B-B-B-BREAK THE CARBS DOWN
Hunter Green
>HEUH HEUH HEUH, THESE LITTLE TWINKS AREN'T STANDIN UP WITH THEIR PECKER OUT TO PEE IN THE MANLY MAN URINALS (CHICKS DONT HAVE THOSE, CHICKS CANT PEE STANDING UP!! MEN ONLY!!!! EXCLUSIVELY MEN!), MAN I WISH THOSE YOUNG LITTLE TWINKS WOULD MAN UP AND GET OUT AND WHIP THOSE DICKS OUT AND PISS WHERE I CAN SEE EM, LIL FAGGOTS
William Parker
Samuel Hughes
Chris Jericho was already showing hints of becoimg GOAT back in WCW.
Elijah Robinson
nice
Isaiah Martinez
Why do you notice the pissing habits of underage little boys
Joshua Rivera
>splashes everywhere.
having a penis so small you cant aim your piss