How do I get Israeli citzenship?

fuck

I always flush toilet paper

you need a jewish grandparent. or be married to a jewess

The plumbing thing is definity true for cafes in Tel Aviv, the dust storms are definitely present in Jerusalem.

brb gonna find a jewish princess

I lived in tel-aviv for two years. always flushed the toilet papers. and jerusalem is the least prone to dust storms being far from the south and on a fucking mountain.you get dust storms only in the south

There is some truth for what you say in other countries of the Middle East like Egypt and Jordan. But I never heard of someone not flushing TP in a toilet in Israel.

you can also convert orthodoxically

>What's not to love?
too many mizrahim, arsim(chavs), drunk russians, arabs, everything expensive af, constant war, annoying kikes everywhere, shit weather etc.

>plumbing doesn't allow flushing toilet paper.
not true. this ain't syria.

do you need to be circumcised ?

>shit weather
lol moshe you clearly haven't lived anywhere else on this planet

shit weather for a brit who's used to rain every other day*. i'm fine with the hot climate, europoors aren't.

Thanks for the replies. Can't vouch for apartments, good to hear that it probably was just some localities.
i was just taken aback to see all those warning signs in the cafes to throw used toilet paper in the bin and not flush it.
The duststorm thing in Jerusalem is definitely true. Stayed 2 weeks near Mount of Olives in Jerusalem. You could sometimes see the spectacle on the horizon and then find a thin film of fine sand on all the cars parked there.

>all those warning signs in the cafes to throw used toilet paper in the bin and not flush it.
probably meant wet wipes. regular tp is fine.

Taking advantage of the subject.
If I travel to Iran and wish to become a Zoroastrian, do you think I will be accepted?

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are you ashkenazi?

It definitely meant used toilet paper. The bin was full of it.
It was only like 2 or 3 cafes. Old buildings maybe.
The Hotel was fine.

It was around 5 years ago

They fucking hate their weather. The whole point of the British Empire was an excuse to get the fuck out of Britain. Israel's weather is par with SoCal which is probably why there are so many Israelis in LA

nice reference

of course.

weird, maybe old infrastructure in the old town. all modern houses handle it fine.

> Israel's weather is par with SoCal
Sure it's fine in the center and north. but anything south is hot af desert. all the threads about brits dying from 30c in the last weeks in Britian was eye opening.

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tax money goes directly to muslim deaths = based and redpilled.

I heard that the next American jew babies won't be allowed free citizenship in Israel.

What do Israelis think of the situation in Europe? specifically Ashkenazim?

is it really true the holocaust is fake and that the numbers don't hold up?

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Everyone hates Corbyn and the diaspora Jews shilling for open borders. they do it here as well contrary to Jow Forums's memes.
But it's true you guys in Europe are fucked. you have no idea how truly bad Muslims are yet. you've seen the tip of the iceberg only.

Good to hear, disillusioned me for a bit while staying there. Couldn't exactly storm into private apartments to check and compare.

Can they be possibly worse than your kind?

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> diaspora Jews shilling for open borders
Why do they do it? Is it an act of revenge or something?

Tell that to the African Jews that wanted to come in.

I haven't been to Jerusalem in years, who knows. rest of country is fine in that regard.

>Haredipshits
should'a gas them.

They have an utter sense of doing the ""right""(=liberal) thing baked into their heads, since age 0 they learn that if you don't it means your'e as bad as the nazis.

Most of them are larpers ala B'nei Israel and frankly, fuck them. most of the Ethiopians that moved here are criminals/murderers/thieves/useless. niggery knows no bounds. just like in Europe and muttland. fuck em.

Ethopeans are fully genetically isolated from Ashkenazi, Sephardi and even Mizrahi. Not sure why they got considered Jewish

they're larping to come to Israel and live on welfare. beats living in Ethiopia in complete poverty.

fuck off we're full

you need to molest at least 3 infants, take pics as evidence and mail them to Netanyahu

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I will signup to Iran army when shit hits the fan