Only Jokes About Whites Allowed, Bigots

At least the left is being open about their anti-white racism and not hiding it anymore.

>only whites can be dehumanized

Does that mean everything else is subhuman?

>Reisenwitz

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Because they'll always need something so they can stay relevant and leech off whites, no matter how many rights and gibs they're afforded. It's fucking identical to feminism; always striving to find some injustice to peddle so they can stay in the limelight and receive money and sympathy. Literal cultural Marxism.

They would get a lot less outrage if they actually told jokes.

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This. They are overplaying their hand.

I for one don't hate jews as much as many on this board seem to despise them. But in no way in the last 100+ years have the jews been oppressed in the US.

>how dare you not subscribe to our ridiculous rationale for being flagrant hypocrites

To be honest, I'm all for acceleration of anti-white rhetoric. Let them post increasingly vile shit about whites; the pendulum will swing and when it does it will come at full force.

We don't do it often, but the whole world trembles when whites chimp out.

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So everytime a jew claims to be white we should make kike jokes?

Wait until they rewrite the history books. There will be a million books and movies about the horrors American jews have suffered.

It feels like it is time to buy a few more guns and work out a few more times a week.

It feels like war is coming.

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This seems like a good thread to share a joke I thought up. Please provide criticism (my mother didn't find it funny) and feel free to use it if you enjoy it.
>you ever notice you can make a joke about any race or group except jews? Jews have the thinnest skin out of anyone!
>that's probably why they made such great lamp shades

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Jews will still say that all whites need to die and were never oppressed in America.

It doesn't matter what you say as a white person or how you act Jews like Ben Shapiro will always hate you and support anti-white racism.

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>(((Reisenwitz)))
I'm really getting tired of this.

>(((Reisenwitz)))

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>historically oppressed minority
Jews and their slave morality. When we gas them all?

yeah this continues my not outright hatred, but absolute distrust of them. They've already thrown the passed down DNA suffering story which is such an absolute joke to me, I wish more news outlets would cover it so everyone could see how ridiculous these claims have gotten. kek. jews literally want the west to feel ashamed for things not even their grandparents did.

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holy fuck can we just have a new hilter already. christ im sick of kike tricks.

HAHAHA holy shit nice, I'm stealing that.

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WOOF WOOF

Jews already have rewritten the history of the Americas. Jews had been considered white since the 1500s in both Latin America and North America and had been considered to be among the wealthiest white slave owners, but today all jews identify as non-white and claim they were oppressed in the Americas.

every. single. fucking. time.

I know this is a little autistic, but can someone explain the "#KillAllWhiteMen" joke to me? It doesn't have a punchline apparently. And it's like just one word, and pretty offensive. How is it funny?

lmao

P-funny oniifam

neither have most non-black/Native minorities honestly, especially since most of them are only 2nd or 3rd generation immigrants at most

"It's OK to oppress whites because they aren't oppressed, goy!"

How can people not see that this is doublethink?

It's not doublethink, it's an exception. We should start doing the same thing. Universalism is for suckers.

>OY VEY, NEVER FORGET THE SHOAH. MAY IT NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
>HEY, LET'S PISS OFF THE GOYIM JUST LIKE WE DID IN 1933

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I only ever heard one white joke that stung a little. I'll share it here to encourage everyone to be better.

>What did the white say to his girlfriend after he found her cheating on him?
>I forgive you.

Imagine fighting hords of bugmen.

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Eh. Imma keep making racist jokes about everyone.

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If jew=white then jewjoke=whitejoke therefore jewjoke is ok.

Well, that's pretty questionable. One of the few good things FDR did in my mind was locking those japs up in those camps. Did the Germans attack us during WWII? Why wouldn't our focus have been on a fairly new coming small group of people from the country that just attacked us? Our media likes to constantly bitch about how much those japs suffered, but I side with the average western man from the 40s for sure. I would have been suspicious as hell.

Basic liberty litmus test.

The people who you can't joke about are the people in power.

Q: How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. We used them to make the lampshade.

every fucking time

Isn't she kind of admitting whites are superior? We can't pick on minority's because it's the same as picking on a small child

Cunts everywhere

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So we can make jokes about jewish people now?

Not just a cunt, but a (((cunt))).

>Historically oppressed
This is really just an admission of the fact that white men are the currently oppressed group.
Also this, these people are globalists, and should be held to that standard.

>(((Reisenwitz)))
It's all so tiresome

I think it would be lulzy to meme Jews are white since they aren't used to having their own trick used against them. They openly admit Ashkenazi are European and have a higher IQ than other Jews, we could just hold them to that and then if it's open season on whites it's open season on them. But I know dudes aren't big on letting Jews be seen as white because it's been used as a weapon for so long.

So much for Equality.

Feelsgoodman

remember folks this is all just comedy so we are allowed to tell these jokes anywhere and not get in trouble

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Whoever first came up with that word had her in the back of their mind. Never a more perfect fit.

How would that even work, they just double down and say that, as whites, they deserve to be ethnically cleansed. There's no practical upside to this unless were ACTUALLY getting rid of whites at which we can try to include them in our own slaughter.

Amen, beating up Whyte people and killing Whyte people is just not the same as beating up or killing a Black person, this is a very simple principle. one is for fun and the other is a serious crime.

I still don't understand how other races are minorities when white people are literally a global minority, China and Africa alone make up a significant portion of the global population
Can anybody help me understand this logic?

> white racism
> and there's nothing you can do about it
This is true, until it isn’t. It’s fantastic that all this white pilling is happening. Do what you must to realise the inevitable race war that whites excell at.

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I love that they're so imperious. I don't have that fake question virtue signallers ask, how could (a historical oppressor during a particular oppression) be so cruel? I just read editorials and comments and tweets like Rebecca Cohen's here and I think, yeah, you're getting tripped on your way to the roundup truck.

So it's impossible to make fun of white people because we're superior and nothing offends us? Got it.

"Minority" here means within American society. Even though borders don't exist. Clear?

Racism being prejudice + power is basically an excuse racists use to be racist. So let's think about this. Let's "unpack" it ot use their terms. Non-whites in the United States are a protected class. If you say the word nigger you will lose your company. If you hit a guy and call him a spic you'll be looking at punishment five times more severe because you've now committed a hate crime. Simply being for the idea of controlling our borders and immigration is seen as proof you're a racist and thus it's justified for you to be harassed and even physically attacked in all walks of life while those doing the harassing and the attacking, often times not white, receive no consequences. Four black teens kidnap a white boy, torture him and are very explicit in doing it because he's white and they get probation. Say the jews control the world and work together to oppress the goyim and your life is done. Say that whites control the world and work together to oppress non-whites and see yourself earn a promotion at The Paper of Record.

She is, then, correct. Making jokes about white people is not the same as making jokes about minorities. One is not allowed and the other is. Minorities, anyone who's not a straight white male, hold all the social power. Remember that racism is prejudice + power so by that logic it stands to reason that, as a white person, you cannot in fact be racist towards a non-white person while anti-white sentiment is in fact the purest form of racism in the present day.

I'm very glad, then, that the forumlation that racism = prejudice + power is based on solid foundation and not sloppy vagueries otherwise it would be, in the words of a great black philosopher, real retarded sir.

> Jews in lampshades
A Jewish propaganda myth, that you’re reinforcing, like a good goy.

I don't wanna hate them but goddamn they make it so easy

>Meme jews as white
I'm guessing the reason this hasen't been tried is that
>If it's open season on whites, it's open season on them
Isn't entirely true, in that jews still have effectively unconditional right of return to israel iirc.

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Yep, FPBP

>Movieblob

Fuck him, that landwhale progressive dreg who speaks of a superior future of Moon Wheat. Why the fuck did the Escapist rehire his bloated ass?

>reddit spacing
>attacking a person who spoke the truth
needless to say, but you're a kike.

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I can only imagine how good it would feel to be the person who guns that thing down in the street after the bullets start flying.

irredemable

Blob is an ass and he deserves to be beaten to death with a rabid cat, it isn't even about the current post he made it is about his smug past which pisses me off more than anything else.

get over the past faggot

It's happened already and their response was pure cultist cognitive dissonance. The Knockout Game (the black attack on whites before BLM, walking up to a random white person on the street and suckerpunching them as hard as you can) claimed an elderly Jew and an East-Asian city politician in the same wek in NYC. The Jew spokesman told CNN "as far as I know, this is only happening to Jews!" when it had been happening to white people for at least two years. The politician was a progressive and at pains to not give Colin Flaherty attention.

These faggots really do think that America is the center of the universe.

Nah, the holocaust never happened - but it will.

>(((Cohen)))
This ride sucks, I want off

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true. we are a global community -- as the kikes keep reminding us. and now we are an oppressed minority...just look at south africa.
it's time to start fighting this violent, blood-thirsty racism head-on.

Less than 10% lf the world is white

WE NEED TO SPREAD THIS TO NORMIES

THIS IS LIKE GAMERGATE FOR NORMIES

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is anyone compiling a list of people saying this

we need a list like the sjw list but for racism

sjwlist.com/Main_Page

Bless you

We tried to warn everyone, they labeled us "gamergate" and called us nazis, they hacked Harvey Weinstein's phone pics and framed us with The Fappening, it's all because we dug too deep, it was all funded and supervised by DARPA, the population pacification and management, the anti white anti male stuff, we uncovered it all and they launched their propaganda perception managment teams to supress it as much as possible, they try imitating us to pied piper us, they consensus crack working in teams coordinating on discord and other chats.

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we got a comedian here
make right wing comedy great agaibn

The shitty NY Times thing was gamergate for normies, and that slant gift will keep on giving for quite some time.

Did (((they))) have to make that look so scripted?

I appreciate J Burton for being able to take our sentiments and make them into easily digestible redpills for normies.

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Thanks, I don't have that one

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>Largely-white media
No such thing.

It’s only a matter of time ausbro.

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