ExMcDonalds employee here, AMA. Also tell me your redpilled job experiences

ExMcDonalds employee here, AMA. Also tell me your redpilled job experiences.

The Golden Rules of Nogs Ordering Food

>they will decide what they and their van of niglets want once they get to the speaker/window, so everyone gets to wait while they argue with eachother
>never ever have payment prepared if they have it at all
>will always give the order in the least efficient way possible, never knowing sizes, flavors, etc

-Hey what can I get for you
>I uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh I want uhhhhhhhh
>1 small fry, 1 mcchicken
>uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh another small fry and a quarter pounder
-Ok is tha-
>OH and another small fry
>and uuh a soda
-What kind of soda?
>uhh root beer
-We dont have root beer
>sprite
-Is that it?
>yup
-Ok its gonna be $8.4 -
>OH UH AND ANOTHER SMALL FRY
>hands me a $20 thats wet

Feels good to be out of that shithole. And to go from that to a job with zero customer interaction was a relief.

I think the most depressing thing for me personally was the number of happy meals we sold as late as midnight. Parents all over america stuffing their kids faces with garbage as that late. Honestly feed bad for the little niglets.

>what should I get thats not garbage.
Honestly its all trash. Even the new "fresh never frozen" is very suspect. If I was being forced by gunpoint to eat McDs id get the "premium" chicken, the chicken they use for nuggets, mcchicken etc is filled with cartilage. The crispy/grilled chicken and tenders arent as bad.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

holy shit I haven't seen this in a long time

Can you go get some Mac Coins?

>be me
>work at mcdons
>realize we can promo shit off freely without manager approval
>they must do this because of the mcdonalds app, people throw a shitstorm in the DT if they dont get their extra cheap tendies so they let crew discount shit so they dont need a manager every time
>see the same regulars frequently
>1 brother comes thru and is super cheerful and polite
>slowly start letting the cool ones on to the secret giving them a free fry here and there
>they start tipping me, throwing me 1-2 dollars when i save them 2-3, occasionaly bringing snacks and shit
>making an extra $10-20 per shift
>nobody suspects a thing becauase our most loyal regulars tell my manager how im the best DT guy everyday

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If we can ever kill and forever neuter the welfare state, the nigger problem will slowly solve itself.

1) Do employees wash hands?

2) Are food preppers allowed to work when they have a cold/sickness?

thanks

>2k18
>still eat the mcdonald's shit. I think ppl should start to respect themselves.

Again this is based off the 2 mcds I worked at, less than 6 mo ea but..

No. Nobody washes their hands. We had a little buzzer that would go off every half hour which ment "code yellow" aka wash yo hands. Everyone ignored it because we were usually too busy to have everyone drop what their doing and eash hands.

And to your second question.. Yes, unfortunately. Though id bet 99% of most food places would immediatly send anyone working near the food home for being sick. Fast food has a bad habit of allowing the most worthless people to become managers by sucking the owners dick daily.

Long story short this guy who worked on the grill got sick and threw up in the sink where we wash the dishes. He got it on his shirt too. Thia retarded cunt had him change his shirt and go back to work

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Hey Good for you lil guy :)

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Sad part is that cooking their kids beans, rice, and spices would be healthier AND cheaper.

In New York City you can buy an eggplant at the Chinatown market for 20 cents. Dice that up and roast it in the oven with salt pepper olive oil, then cook a cup of rice and you have dinner for a family of four for literally less than a dollar.

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wagecuck

KEK literal autisim

Y’all got Big Macs?

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

Why do you want to teach your niggers how to eat like thirldworlders they deserve cheap mcdonalds and the occational lobster paid with their EBT cards.

Hmmmmmm fap time.

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how much does the manager at McD's make? What about the owner?

>be me
>work at mcshit
>normal night until 1am
>guy comes in
>extremely agitated
>orders some food
> He starts yelling at the scared cashier "Dont you be doing anything to my fries!!"
>he goes to get his drink on the touch screen dispenser
>cant figure it out, its obvious hes drunk and angry and possibly on drugs
>hes freaking out, manager is trying to help him but to no avail
>he gets his food, flips his shit and throws the bag at manager
>storms out of the building
>I lock the door, turn the corner and walk past the window
>suddenly glass is flying at me
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>dash to the back room with rest of crew
>wait for police while watching guy outside through cameras, hes circling the building trying to get in but everything is locked
>manager is crying and scared shitless
>pretend to be scared but happy because I have an excuse not to work tonight
>guy leaves, police arrive, explain everything
>turns out we left a customer in the lobby while we hid like chicken shits and locked her in
>theres some blood on the window, guy legit shattered window with his fist
>the bar employee next door comes over and says they know him and have his facebook
>we find his phone on ground
>hes so fucked now
>store manager comes in, tries to work crying manager through this
>barely get anything done that night
>morning manager comes in pissed and screaming shit needs to be done
>tell her to fuck off we just had somebody smash our window
>guy was found and had to pay for damages
>barely worked that night, pissed off bitchy morning manager, all in all it was a great night.

>make an extra $10-20 each shift

Woah, what a badass.

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Great taste except the tatoo user, have more ?

Fuck your pasta

HAHAHAHAMAGAHAHAHAHA

>Stephen King goes to McDonalds

Depends. If its a franchise that does a lot of business the owner makes money out of his ass. The managers make what the owner decides to give them. If the owner is cool the hard-working staff might make 10+ and managers 12-13. But the owner of the one I worked at was a huge piece of shit. Squeezed every sheckle he could out of us. Most managers were lucky to make 10-11 an hour

>co-workers last day at mcdicks
>he hates morning manager for being a cunt and senior management for not doing anything
>decides to fuck it and piss them off
>night manager laughs and also hates them as well so she lets him
>he gets up on a ladder with a permanent marker
>writes on the top of the wall "IM FREEEEEEEEEE"
>the E's extend through our entire kitchen
>go home for weekend and wait for shit to hit the fan
>come back after weekend, night manager tells of an email saying how pissed they were, it took them hours to clean off.
>Co-worker is gone, night manager planning to quit so she doesn't care.

Oh yes. Not of those 2 specifically though. Thank you I pride myself on my taste in sluts on 4chin

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Lol i remember when i worked at a fast food night shift morning lady was also a total bitch

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is it true that they use human meat?

Haha oh wow, haha! I couldn't believe that story while I read it haha, oh wow, haha what a night haha, I bet you couldn't believe it was happening too while it was happening too haha oh wow

>work for 3 years as overnight maintenance
>Nobody likes maintenance so they ditch it
>neither crew nor senior management knows how to do maintenance
>only other person who knows is old asian guy they have who does odd jobs, he taught me and likes me
>They ask what I do in a night.
>give them bullshit info of how long it takes to clean grills/vats
>They pretend maintenance doesn't exist so they believe it all
>get good enough to make it look like I cleaned things properly
>end up only working for about 2 hours a night
>spend the other 6 hours sitting around eating muffins and playing on phone
>repeat until decide to quit
>almost miss the job except for bitchy morning manager.

When a customer in a Jewbar u orders a big Mac do you add shark?

I want Mac Coins!!!!
If I buy 5 Big Macs and ask nicely, will they give me 5 different coins?

>flips burgers
>redpilled
Are you a boomer

better than 0.

I respect anyone who works service professions. I go once in a while for an egg McMuffin. That's a tough job to work in that place

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>"I work at mcdonalds AMA fuck niggers lol"
>is actually a stealth asian porn thread
fake news

I have other flavors

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I like this thread please proceed