VENEZUELA HAPPENING!
TWO EXPLOSIONS AND THE COMMIES RUN LIKE RATS!
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LAST MINUTE | VIDEO - Situación irregular en la avenida Bolívar de Caracas durante Cadena Nacional de Maduro en acto con la GNB.
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>Venezuelans: Surely, this is rock bottom
>Communism: LOL NOPE
Accidental gas explosion? If it was intentional who would be the target? I assume Maduro would be too hard to get to, who else of importance was there that could have been a target?
I heard a drone tried to drop c4 on Maduro while he was discussing a possible coup. Interesting if accurate.
Yeah, read that in twitter.
The interesting thing is all the military running like chickens.
Fucking L O L
>The interesting thing is all the military running like chickens.
Yeah what the fuck.
Is he deaded?
True if big
Dead?
There are probably a shitton of different "factions in the military" a la turkey
please major happening please
o shit
This makes sense
So... no invasion of Venezuela?
holy shit great military you got there runs like hell at the first sign of danger lmao
We are waiting for you guys. You saw the video, image what will happen if these cowards see a couple of F-22s flying over Caracas.
My spanish is not good but gringos are white people right?
What is he saying if you can translate please?
This is it, lads. Wish me luck
>If they ran like that now, can you imagine when the americans come?
He says, if they run from this imagine what it'll be like when the gringos come.
Maduro began distancing himself from Iran because he was afraid of US retaliation, so Iranian Quds forces got upset and are starting a coup to install a more favorable leader. That's my guess.
>but gringos are white people right?
Americans, yeah.
>translate please?
>If they ran like that, I can't imagine when the gringos arrive.
Holy shit his face when he looks up, that worry that he will lose everything and be deposed. Fucking delicious
This, they already had an abortive coup attempt by a high-ranking cop who stole a helicopter.
>exposing yourself when the whole country hates you
Man this guy really was a bus driver huh? He can't even dictator right.
ITs HAPPENING
Venezuela is more gringo than the usa.
Gringo literally means foreigner
I really hope Venezuela is freed from these vile commies one day, preferably soon.
AMERICANS THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
F R E E D O M
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In which language
Hispanic
I like they way the 3 guys in full dress uniform barely react to the explosion. Like they knew it was coming.
Better dead than Red.
Yours, outside mexico and maybe northern spics
>Spics
>Fight back
It is fucking nothing for sure
Yes for the love of God, kill this man already
His honor guard vanishes at the first sign of trouble.
It's open season on him. Won't be long now.
Look closely to the man to the right (Padrino Lopez). A man dead ass drops in his back. Weird
Why are they looking up? Was it a helicopter?
Drone
Its definition varies from place to place. Over here we pretty much just use it for Americans. Maybe Brits as well, if the person using the word can't tell the difference. Which they often can't.
yeah what was going on there? I think he was tackling the general to get him to take cover or something, but maybe he was hit?
>Why are they looking up? Was it a helicopter?
People on Twitter saying it was a drone with C4, and that multiple explosions have occured throughout Caracas..
Goddamn venezuelans bros, hope you're doing okay. I heard the cryptocommunity was sending you nano from abroad to buy basic necessities.
My hypothesis is that the guy is the adjunkt for the general and tries to drag him away from harm,
Wow! It's fucking nothing.
For the illiterate gringos who don't speak their children's language it says:
>Soon our national government will be reporting on what happened in the av. Bolívar. Calm and tranquility, our president @NicolasMaduro is fine, as all the military high command of the revolution.
Tell me what it's like where you are, are people tired of this communism shit? Do they wish for freedom, or at least a return to the goold old days? The other week, there was a Venezuela bro here, said he'd eaten little else but sardines and lost quite a bit of weight in the last few years.
Most likely from air as people are loookimg up right after explosion
it's a statement by itself to make a parade run like like that
YES.
DIE DIE DIE DIE.
FREEDOM FOR THE PEOPLE, FUCK SOCIALISM
Trump taking the stage now in Ohio. If this were a real happening, he wouldn't have done that.
It's over boyos.
>what is damage control
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it's nothing
>he didnt die
This deserves to be checked
Yeah doesn't really broadcast a sense of stability when your parade columns break down lol
is it?
>literal bombs going off across the city
>nothing
Its a sign that unrest is ramping up. Now that the people have seen how quickly and easily all those soldiers were cowed, I wouldn't be surprised if they become more brazen in their opposition.
>are people tired of this communism shit?
Just the ones who aren't retarded or have connections to the goverment
>Do they wish for freedom, or at least a return to the goold old days?
God damn, yes. Most of us would gladly suck Marine dick if that meant freedom.
>The other week, there was a Venezuela bro here, said he'd eaten little else but sardines and lost quite a bit of weight in the last few years.
I'm 55Kg and I don't think I can go further than that.
it literally means greek.
as in "its all greek to me", because the white people north of the border were immigrants from all over europe and spoke a bunch of different languages, none of which the mexicans could understand, or at best spoke english with nearly equally unintelligible accents.
What's your height?
the American propaganda machine has been saying that Venezuela will crash any time now for the last 4 years.
that they don't have food.
that they eat dogs and pigeons.
that they don't have toilet paper.
5'5
>inb4 manlet
There are worst things user
>the propaghanda clip at the end is so perfect, dare i say kino?
>American propaganda machine
Fucking kys or come live here.
LOOK AT THOSE QUADS BOY
not saying we would or that it would be a good thing, but how would your countrymen respond to an armed US intervention?
stfu
no thanks, your sour crude oil isn't worth it
i read that on averages venezeluans have lost around 30 pounds each.
>that they don't have food.
>that they eat dogs and pigeons.
>that they don't have toilet paper.
But all that's true, user.
Hell they're getting ready to ration fuel of all things.
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God bless you all, I hope the commies get ousted. Best wishes!
I'll wait for you to send me a plane ticket via mail.
What's with the guy falling over?
The fact there are still people who choose to live in Venezeula believing 'it can't get any worse, we've hit the bottom' explains the crypto market to a huge degree.
SHIT MUST BE FOR REAL THEN
>Not setting up bombs near him
You missed, by a fucking long shot
>that kid being in the same room as that degeneracy
but how is he going to do that if he doesn't have money?
>The military running in panic.
Well then.
that's the true bro... it's happening
My brother have two dogs, the guy walk them without a leash. He had to stop walking the dogs without a leash because of the people looking for shit to eat in the trash.
I live in an old italian community, I saw myself some motherfucker fishing pigeons with a nylon line and a fish hook.
sounds like america needs some communism
>If it was intentional who would be the target?
Dunno bud probably 3rd guy from left (camera angle) in 5th rank of parade - cos his 2nd cousin whomst he'd never met had bought half a rotten egg using illegal dollars a few months ago.
Gringo is a latin american slur for US citizens
"If they ran like that, I can't imagine how will they run when the americans arrive"
Holy quads
Honestly?
As long as you don't go Blackwater on us, we would welcome any chance of freedom
You shut the fuck up you fucking memeflager.
Then check our bitches out
My dad, basically
But user I thought you were the one who said everything is fine here!
> Everything is fine
> We'll talk about it later
> Stay loyal or else
they said the same crap about us in 1989.
nobody was dying of hunger.
>drone strike
HAPPENING
>for US citizens
For white English speakers.
>Then check our bitches out
We already get Colombians. Are yours really much better?
This
Look, I know you hate us, but I am sorry that he didn't die.
But keep fighting for your freedom, whatever it takes.
But we, venezuelans, are telling that there are actual people dying of hunger. Are you too dumb to understand not every country is the same?
Meh, I guess. We've won many Miss Universe and that kind of shit.
>Look, I know you hate us
Uh... ok?
I will buy you a ticket you fucking gypsy nigger.