Brit/pol/ Jeremy "ten ton terror of tel aviv" Corbyn

Chuckle Brothers star Barry dies at 73
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45074955

Waitrose lorry driver 'crashes into moped thieves' during London police chase
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/waitrose-lorry-moped-thieves-hits-crashes-arrested-catford-london-video-a8477271.html

Serco to 'pause' asylum seeker eviction lock-change plan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45069712

James Bond-style jet-ski police chase on the Thames – video
theguardian.com/uk-news/video/2018/aug/04/james-bond-style-jetski-police-chase-on-the-thames-video

Labour risks 'eternal shame' over anti-Semitism, says Tom Watson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45073081

NHS told: give trans patients equal access to fertility service
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/aug/04/nhs-trans-patients-equal-access-fertility-services

Liam Fox: No deal most likely Brexit outcome for UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45073294

Brexit REVEALED: What Britain must negotiate to enjoy '£80bn' Brexit victory
express.co.uk/news/uk/998827/Brexit-news-UK-EU-no-deal-WTO-trade-Theresa-May-latest

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cunt

why is it that boomers seem to like stormzy more than all the other big rappers
remember my 60 year old boomer aunt said she brough that new stormzy album

a war... between races ?
.....a race war ?

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just to highlight the important news, next time you see that german faggot, or EU flaggot talking shit and making threads about brexit, because they are eternally butthurt, please remind them of this part of the news

Brexit REVEALED: What Britain must negotiate to enjoy '£80bn' Brexit victory

express.co.uk/news/uk/998827/Brexit-news-UK-EU-no-deal-WTO-trade-Theresa-May-latest

steamed fans?

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Sneed

Lol is that Hillsborough?

Its the aurora borealis

You git.

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Seeee myyy trousers, former scousers

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Oh fuck my sides.

>At this time of year ?

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I've BTFO you cunts so many times on this

SEEEEE
MYYYYY
FENCE

SEE MY FENCE
DRUNKEN SCOUSERS ARE INCENSED
LIKE THIS TICKET
I JUST NICKED IT
PUSHING FROM THE BACK TILL THEY ALL KICK IT

LIIIIIIKE
MYYYYYU
TROUSERS? FORMER SCOUSERS
CRUELLY CRUSHED, FROM COUNCIL HOUSES
BUT A TICKET AND NO MURDERS WOULD BE BEEEEST

SO LET'S KILL ALL THESE WOPS
BLAME LONDONERS AND THE COPS

SEE MY FENCE SEE MY FENCEEEEEEE

OH PLEASE
WONT YOU SEE
MYYYYYYY
FENCEEEEEEEEE

now now there is plenty of exits for evreyone

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>HURR DURR NUFFIN RONG WIT DA ROZZERS FAKEIN EVIDENCE CUZ NORF FC R SCUM LMFAO
Cunts

...

Desperate attempt to appear "down with tha yoof"?

im fucking dying over here

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>dead kids
>LMFAO
Edgy retard

...

Holy fuck, I'm done.

They've done a number on you

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They've done a worst stadium-related disaster in English sports history on you

t. mr i want to shoot civilians

Thread theme

youtu.be/o6ZvylOSy5A

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Probably. Have ever heard fucking boomers using words like 'bling' and 'diss' and phrases such as 'big up'?

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Somebody once told me the league is gonna roll me
I ain't the fastest guy on the field
My wife was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "96" on her forehead

Well the fans start running and they don't stop coming
Fed to the fence and hit the ground crushing
Didn't make sense not to live for Stevie
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to win, so much to lose
So what's wrong with taking Chelsea head-on?
You'll never know if you don't pass
You'll never shine if you don't slip

Hey now, you're a scouser, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a captain, get the show on, get paid
Now Demba Ba scored a goal
Only Stevie G's let it slip awayyyyyy

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>Posts picture of NF dafties getting arrested
WTF POLICE ARE CUNTS WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT I BET THEY MADE UP ALL THE EVIDENCE

>Post pictures of people, including children being crushed to death because the police fucked up
LMFAO THEY WATCH FOOTBALL

I'd happily brass you up cunt

fence biter

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You should drown your daughter to be honest. Better that than let her be raised by you and your fat retard girlfriend and grow up to be a useless spastic just like her mother.

I'm not even Scouse you retarded child

how fat we talking here boyo?

Kek, if your hmg didnt """jam"""". Id have my kabar up your neck rolls before you knew it fat man.

bruv why you gotta get all deep and go after his daughter. you couldn't just keep it to bants could ya ?

You sure do whine like one.

not my HMG
are you bitter because girls don't like you?

I was walking past a tall fence the other day, and I heard chanting coming from behind it... they were chanting numbers, or rather just one number.

"Ninety six, ninety six, ninety six, ninety six..."
All of them saying the same number over and over.

As I approached I saw a small hole in the fence just big enough to look through. The hole was right where the sound appeared to be originating from.

Inquisitive, I leaned down to place my eye at the hole and work out WTF was happening in there.

Just as I put my eye to the hole a scouser comes up from behind me and crushes me against the fence with all his body weight, and the crowd cheered loudly and started chanting again..

"Ninety seven, ninety seven, ninety seven..."

da fookin holocaust aint got nowt on hilsburra mate.
woz a fookin plan to kil as many norvernas as they cud, fookin ferried those lads into the grounds so they cud crush 'em.
saw a whole family get squeezed through a chain link fence i did, fookin Maggie Thatcha was up there in a fookin helicopter she was cheerin' the coppers on and throwin fuckin bricks at us but the tory bbc dunt report on that.

mate the fookin' police were ferryin' every bus with scousers 'nd mancs right into the fookin football grounds, the fookin turnstile was jammed with bodies 'nd still the fookin coppers were pushin em through - lucky i managed to climb over the fookin unlucky blighters 'n onto the roof of tha burga van before i fookin went under

me mates weren't so fookin lucky, like pancakes they were, still clutchin' their pies.

fookin terrible
they fookin blamed us.

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>I'm totally fine with the state falsifying evidence to cover up its agents incompetence as long as the victims enjoy watching football
cuck

>bruv
Fuck off and kill yourself tripvassal.

I hate stormzy and rap in general.
it all sounds the fucking same

I'm sorry your kid got turned in to a cheese string at the Norf FC game.

>The mother of a 14-year-old trans boy, who asked not to be identified, told the Observer: “Not all trans kids would want to choose it in the same way that not all non-trans children would want to go on and have their own children. [...]”
What do you reckon are the chances of her pushing her daughter into doing it?

Stop dissing British culture

I love English traditional music, but that song in particular is so bland. It reminds me of Mormon music.

Fucking jews make holocuast jokes,
why cant you take a joke for once you sad cunt

I think the police where largely resposible for the disaster btw but i have a sense of humour

Can you just go back to being a normal poster already.

Kek. More Norf FC/Hillsborough pics and tales please.

Can you stop using yank terms already

>It reminds me of Mormon music.
Mabye because it is a church hymn

>LMFAO THEY DIED
I'm not Scouse you retard

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*Bri'ish

bruv was orignally cockney slang, just the london wogs copied it

Theres a new olympic sport, the a hillsborocaust memorial triathlon: football, fencing, and squash.

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I don't care.

I haven't used any.

>Turn up without tickets
>keep pushing even though you cant see whats ahead of you
>blame the cops

fucking kek

Nigger tier disaster

No, thankfully. Have heard it from some of my more middle class chums of my age, though. It's like they think ghetto shit is quaint or something since they haven't actually seen it up close while growing up in their middle class neighbourhoods. Blows my mind considering they live in London and no doubt have some severe cognitive dissonance whenever one of these urbanites gets stabbed over "beef". Almost like they think such crime only exists on TV while being willfully ignorant to niggenings on their doorstep.

pic related survivor of the hillsborough massacre. he has to live with the scars from the fence for the rest of his life

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbQ65pADDY

Scouse Justice Warriors, unite.

Gold.

Haha.

Here's a better version of it from Civ V
youtube.com/watch?v=30r_1NoKldo

Its so repetitive, always in 4/4 time with 808 beats, it is just rebranded every few years, but it still sounds the same.

youtube.com/watch?v=6GyvRCjQwD8
that was from 2003, it could have been released yesterday and nobody would know any different.
people call rock music derivative..

Pretty tubby like what you would see in a plus size catalogue big fat tits and a big arse but not as big as the tubb from towie.
Probably end up porking her several more times as i see her most days at work, and shes already pestering for another session. Shes penis mad.

>I don't know what happened the post

seen that guy irl a few times
he lives in croydon

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Bitch.

>i get very easily wound up the tripfag

SEEEEEEETHING

haha yeah same lol ive seen him on the tram before

The last white man in croydon lmao

Kek! Nice one, lad.

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scouser here, don't really get the hboro meme

I know, but I don’t like that they all have to sound the same. Not a Catholic sympathizer, but they have better music desu.
Appreciate it lads.

Has anyone got the picture of the Sikhs walking around London in a gang brandishing swords protecting their patch during the London riots?

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>I sure wish the police would kill my kids and then falsify evidence against me

How do you fit 96 scousers in to a mini?
Get the police to open the doors

There's some good stuff out there.

youtu.be/GpC2FaYxadc

I've heard some middle-class twats in Britain using American words like 'hella'. Makes me want to go on a rampage tbqh.
Also
>niggenings
Kek.

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your getting baited harder that yank who actually thourght you was a paddy

AHKCHWALLY the 2011 census showed Croydon was hanging on to the white majority
i reckon we'll still be hanging on by the next census too

How many of the whites here are quadroons and A*banians though?

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was that in Southall? i know there's loads of sikhs around there.

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Whites suck ass, wish I was black

So do we.

I can’t remember exactly, but I remember thinking holy fuck this city is fucking finished when niggers were free to walk around with swords and shit

How about we force our way in lads?

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There is literally nothing wrong with Billy and Patrick hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES EDDIE! STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHEFFIELD ROAD, THROUGH THE POLICE LINE!
BOBBY COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE SPLASHES CIDER RIGHT IN THE BOBBYS FACE HE FUCKING STINKS NOW HAHAHA NICE THUD AS HE GOES DOWN!
PATCRICK DODGES ME THE POLICE WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BATON, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE GATES. SLAMS THE CLOSING IT INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING DOWN THE STAIRS! PUSHES SOME SCOUSERS DOWN EM SHE HITS THE CRUSH WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! FAAAKEN LOVLEY 96 SCOUSER ARE SHOT PERSONALLY BY THATCHER GET IN THERE BILLY AND HIS MATES BEHIND THE HILLSBRO GATES

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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“Hella” is strictly Californian and degenerate

he's a cunt tho, instead of offing himself he bitches about youtube comments making fun of him and other mongs