/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – Mass Casualty Weekend Edition

Who commits these crimes? It it literally almost 100% black on black crime on the south side?
>4 shots heard as I typed this message
wew

>information from the 1st district
>shooting at 27 and state
>1 deceased, 2 injured
seems like tonight's already shaping up to continue the recent hot streak of fatalities

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Mostly blacks, with beaners making up almost all of the rest.

every time a shot is fired, you have to take a drink
we're gonna get wasted real quick tonight boys

Drone flying over the budlight stage :thonk:

Dromes flying over the butt light stage!!! Possible drone attack immeninet!!!!

"Since Friday at 5 p.m., 60 people have been shot, nine fatally, in shootings in Chicago."

Be careful out there Robert.

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>we were informed there's a drone flying over Bud Light Stage
I'm wondering why they expect CPD to be able to do about that

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What did your liver do to you to deserve that?

ROBBERY AT LIQUOR STORE!

dude, no - that's too much!
number of deceased probably would be too low, but adding in all injured will probably be a challenge, without being deadly - that's at least 3 for tonight so far

> austistic child
> missing for 2 hours
that nigga ded, son

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>Autist disappeared.
>Gone for the last 2 hours
>NonVerbal

Be free

>SUFFERS FROM AUTISM

Find the nonverbal Autist! Will he be found before he is shot be the nig gang members, pol?

Good evening Roberts, how are we all doing tonight?

You best check yo mutha fuckin keys, nya!

> suspect slashed throat
> army fatigue pants

he is NOT a US Navy SEAL, bro

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>15 year old daughter walking around the house with a knife threatening to cut people

Also, Good evening my fellow Roberts! Long time since I stopped by one of these threads, but after this weekend, I thought it was time.

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THEY GOT THE AUTS KID YAY

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Already a Chicago thrad.

> SHOTS FIRED
>Lolafagga ends in 50 minutes

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>helicopter can start his low level runs now

welcome, Robert
doing fantastically - how are things?

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>Already a Chicago thrad.
you mean the one that isn't a /cpd/ thread that is approaching post max?
lol

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budlight stage shutdown

very well, enjoying some quality scanner chat to close out the night!

Yeah, what does that mean. Is he going to strafe the crowds of nogs as they exit the arena?

>>helicopter can start his low level runs now

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Maybe

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763
1315 listeners wtf how many anons in here
>watching the world burn

One can only hope

Shut it down

>last night
>Robert discovered 42 shell casings at one location
>no one had called it in
Good evening, Roberts!

>this fiyah is bonafide

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Eh, that's pretty normal. Surprisingly, there are people other than /cpd/ anons who listen to the chicago scanner regularly. Mind you, the numbers are usually closer to 700, but it's a busy weekend.

how many white people will be robbed leaving lollapalooza in a bit. guessing several stacys will be molested tonight

So I am confused: what's happening in Chicago this weekend that needs THIS many road closures? Is the gang violence really that bad this weekend?

evening, Robert
forecasting a busy night tonight, so enjoy

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never forget when Robert got inspired
youtube.com/watch?v=iNY5Psz-XXE

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>come to Chicago on vacation with wife
>eat deep dish pizza
>skip lollapalooza
>witness a nigger steal beer from a Walgreen's
>my vacation is everything I hoped for and more

Lollapalooza

are you me? The same thing happened to me but they ran out with a bottle of tide in each hand. No idea why tide, but that's what I saw.

Ah, gotcha.

>5 shots fired

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Tide is used as a black market currency...

nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/

laundry detergent is expensive and commonly used, which makes it a good product to trade for cash or drugs

like six years man...

>dont act like you just met me yesterday
you can take a nigger out the jungle but..

That is one of the comfiest pictures I've seen

>5 shots fired

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sassy dispatch in full force tonight

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>bus alarm going off
lol, someone wants to rob a bus I guess

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

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Wetbacks are now a majority in Chicago not unlike the rest of the country.

IT BEGINS

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>watch your keys

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>suicidal and roaming the streets.

Battery in progress, wonder what charge it will be. 60% maybe

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>he's in a hospital gown
>he's suicidal
>he's roaming the streets
golly

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>sister and her boyfriend stole mom's car
>now they're arguing about it

make her black then it would be 100% true and honest

>black manlet on the run

>I have a pistol!
>I get that, but who are you, where are you, and is everything ok?
footchase drama

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shots fired,
3 shots
BC reportin in

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some white guys take dispatch duty too, & some queer dude signed in 15 minutes ago
it's all realistic, but the stereotypes are usually the most fun

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5'6" manlet

>>>Same feed with ambient music:
>youarelistening.to/chicago

ambient music?? that's so fucking gay

welcome to the party, Robert

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you can turn it off if you want - plus that site lets you scroll back the progress bar to relisten to what just happened in case you missed it
welcome to the thread

Im gonna dump some old Robert stuff i have

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its a good backup for when the main stream messes up

why was last night so violent? the heat? because all the cops were downtown dealing with lolla?

>he shot himself earlier

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>shot himself in the foot and has to go to the hospital

The high-intensity niggotry was well after lolla shut down for the night.

>lady cut herself with a box cutter, got in her car and drove off
>"thats cool"

>lady cut up and drives off

The fuck bitch?

>asked caller for a knife
>caller gave a boxcutter
>she cut herself up and got back into her car

oh shit its lollapalooza weekend? Are we gonna see club thots vs. male black? Male his panic vs. DJs? Security vs. wife beaters? Rock bands vs. women screaming for help?

>info for the police
>7-11 at 4346 w montrose
>a lady came in, gave her a box cutter
>the lady cut herself up, got into her car full of blood and drove off!
I always have a reason to use this picture in CPD threads, because nothing in my imagination can possibly be more original than the realities of what I get to hear on the scanner.

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BICYCLE NIGGA!

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>on house arrest
>cut off the band
>shooting up the area
>put a gun to a little girl's head

>puts gun to little girls head
Wow, tonight is the night of the crazies.

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/border of boystown/uptown/ here

what should i do on this fine summer evening

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