UNITED STATES and NEW ZEALAND thread

I want to go to NZ but the bongs told me you're all cannibals, so fuck that.

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CRASHING YOUR PARTY WITH NO SURVIVORS CUNT

>NO AUSSIES
heh, try to stop me, kiddo

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based

DON'T MAKE ME BRING FLIGHTLESS BIRDS INTO THIS

New Zealanders reporting in.
America, please send helicopters, we have an Allende in the house. She took over despite having only 36% of the vote. She is not the legitimate leader.

Kiwi living in Aus so gas yourself OP.

Il always be a Kiwi and plan to return home one day. But fuck Auckland, that place is nearly as bad as London and whites are most deff under 50% now (census results come out in October, il be proven right)

I love you New Zealand

What do roos need such large biceps for compared to triceps?

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I hear New Zealand women are some of the most promiscuous in the world. Is this true?

Blame Winston for that. I voted for him for over a decade and family always told me "He shits on his supporters, you will learn the hard way"

Then he sided with Labour/Green and Il never ever vote for him again. He needs to fuck off and retire and hand over leadership to Ron Mark or even Shane Jones.

to crush puny american man like yourself

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What's up mate

Peace is a maple of leaf

I'd fuck that nigger up

Rules for this thread for my fellow NZers.

No maori language words may be used. This is a European country.

Be courteous to our American friends, they are the people who will have to save us in 20 years.

We ask that the US take back turbofeminist man hating parliamentarian julienne Genter. She still has US citizen, we don't need her decisive brand of Marxist politics here.

Yeah, but they've got large forearms, too, and comparatively moderate chests compared to their deltoid development. What do they do that requires all that flexor grabbing and clutching motion?

>I hear New Zealand women are some of the most promiscuous in the world. Is this true?

Yes. The average Kiwi girl would have slept with over 50 men by the time they reach 25.

Im not exaggerating either. They will fuck on the first date.

cringe and bluepilled

Not so fast, your main source of energy comes from attention, cut that off and you'll die like the baby that was eaten by that dingo.

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> divisive
Fucking phone posting

>He said while giving that exact attention

America and New Zealand are great allies and out friendship will be long-lasting. Love you guys! #MAGA #MNZGA

Thank god you Aussies deport all the criminal scum back to NZ. All those fucking Polys and Maoris cant even get here, and if they do they get deported the minute they attack someone .

>you're powerless without (you)s
>a (you) for the both of you
chad aussiebros vs virgin hobbits, you've chosen poorly.

Can I rape them

>puny fat american thinks he can beat chad kangaroo in a brawl
>mfw

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Last I heard we were NOT allies but very close friends. The distinction comes down to being able to port our nuclear subs. They refused, so we ended the alliance with them. That's why I asked if our subs are now allowed to port.

>julienne Genter
There's a good chance they're just more candid about it to be honest, sadly.

Looks like a poofter from here

>Labour and the Greens do dumb shit
>it is winstons fault
Nats should just say they wont form a coalition with him and be done with it

>gives me attention while saying that i crave attention

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I wish wallabies were domesticated. Theyd make great pets

Alright, if they allow our subs to port we will make a great team. What say you, NZ? Are your ports open to Americans?

No.
It's a meme started by a feminist commentator who works for stuff media.
One survey came out, she took things out of context, displayed her findings as a proud example of stronk new Zealanders wimmins.
Sure there's turbosluts out there, some of us have even fucked one or two. But no different to anywhere else. Go to Europe with a NZ accent, you'll be fighting off bitches.

wtf happens in NZ?
nothing right?

pic related is of some kangaroos that i was feeding earlier in the year. the reason they shouldnt be domesticated is because they need to be with heir own kind and have freedom to roam around naturally

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Somebody color this, we'll be forever grateful.

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>Narrow skull
>Non existent zygos
>Weird elf ears
>No fucking chin
>Shit eye area
4/10 framecel faggot
ITS OVER

New zealand is just another aussie state. You niggers know it.

Can you get rid of the "Ministry for Women" ???
And then just revoke her Kiwi citizenship.
Then we'll gladly send ICE to take her of your hands!

Yeah I know. I meant if I lived in such an area.

I heard somewhere that dingos might be getting the clear for domestication. Not sure though if valid.

What kind of intelligence do they have? Maybe something like a racoon where it's basically an asshole cat with more of a dog's intelligence that can get more clever and crafty than you might expect, and it's an overall unrelenting cunt?

New Zealand. Don't expect much. You'll love it.

True flag

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He formed a government and told his supporters he would reduce immigration from about 75,000 a year (More like 150.000 when you take into account all the student and work visas) to 10,000.

Well its actually gone up to about 80,000. You only have to see Auckland to see mass immigration is not working and is ruining the city.

Screw the subs, I want an air base so we can bomb Australia.

I'll describe my experience visiting New Zealand for a week on a "vacation."

>Junkies were all around Auckland begging for money, junkies wait in front of ATM's to steal your money.
>Tons of homeless non whites sleeping on the streets of Auckland.
>Non white street hustlers constantly harassing people to force you to buy their shitty merchandise.
>Mosque on every other corner, more Arabic, African, and Asian shops than Kiwi ones.
>Occasionally Muslims will decide to pray in the middle of street and block traffic for hours.
>Everyday there was some kind of protest which usually ended with protesters attacking police and vandalizing everything around them.
>One thing you'll always see in New Zealand is someone's car on fire.
>Young, white Kiwi women are only ever seen with either non-white men or mixed children.
>Every single day more incidents of Islamic extremism keep happening.
>New Zealand has the world's strictest hate speech laws, complaining about migrants will result in years of imprisonment.
>Dangerous no go zone district all around Auckland where ambulance and police are attacked.
>Auckland is one of the dirtiest cities in the world, trash is everywhere, streets smell of shit and piss.
>Don't even bother taking pictures of anything in Auckland, everything is vandalized and covered in graffiti due to violent protests and rioting.
>The most common belief among the Kiwis is that New Zealand's national identity, culture and ethnicity don't exist.

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Fuck that. It's obvious the change of the flag was to keep the Aussies and the Kiwis as far away from their roots as possible. Look at Canada, the second the Union Jack was removed from their flag they devolved into a shell of their former self. They must keep the Union Jack on their flag, it'll help them stay true to themselves.
Even we keep part of Britain with us.

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I laugh how she cried when she didn't get the deputy leader role in Green.

Then she went ape shit with "Road safety" (Her words for taking cars off road and replacing them with bikes).
In a few months she had these ideas.
>Lets reduce inner city traffic to 40kmh
>Lets reduce motorway traffic from 100 to 70kmh
>Lets get rid of 2 lane roads all over the country and give one lane to bikes (This hasnt worked in auckland, has made the traffic 10 times worse and barely anyone bikes from the camera footage that random people have set up)

Shes fucking nuts and needs to go back to California or whatever other libtarded state she left.

I'd love to see her ICE'd back to Minnesota.

>Auckland
Found the problem

salright

Get rekt faggot

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Question for kiwis (or any other citizens of the Anglosphere lurking in our buttbuddy meeting)
Why do so many WASPybois outside of the US think America is the last hope for White people?
Yes, many of them hate us and the rotting corpse we've let our country turn into, but many of them seem to think burgerstan isn't beyond saving itself.
The only exception to this rule is the UK. They loathe us with a passion almost universally. Of course they pretend they just don't care about us but we all know the truth.

Drinking beer and playing witcher 3

you have a lot of white guys with guns, lots of guns

>>Non white street hustlers constantly harassing people to force you to buy their shitty merchandise.
What I don't get is Australia just sacked a bunch of politicians with duel citizenship. Yet NZ has done nothing to get rid of people like her. Same as the Syrian bitch in Greens who keeps harping on about how racist we are after we took her refugee family in a decade ago.

> tfw our shitty nation and gov block US navy cause muh nuclear powered risk
> tfw chinese navy spyships dock for a week and no one cares

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>thinking democracy works
I feel you though. Where I live the politicians, both democrat and republican sold us out to China and West Coasties.

>Hello, lads. How's it going?

go fuck yourself yank

China owns NZ. Some report came out recently about how many politicians are receiving money from their government.

kek bro, I've gotta feeling they're going to fuck with the stats and somehow push whites over 50%. Also tons of shitskins will pick "new zealander" and I bet thats counted as white.

How bad is the gun situ in NZ? It's not like we're all walking around like Rambo or the Wild West.

Canada too. I think there's an aussie politician nicknamed Beijing Bob or something.

fucking faggot
would smash his head any time if i see him
Hope that brother is allright

No they wont. The NZ Herald was bragging about 5 years ago how "White Kiwis are on the verge of becoming a minority in Auckland, and that's a good thing!"

I left earlier this year. The city is gridlocked all day now and shit skins are fucking everywhere. Glen Innes that used to be filled with Maori and Islanders now has a sizeable Muslim/African population.

As bad as Polys are, I still feel safer around them then those subhumans from Africa and the Middle East.

Blow it out of your ass, ya wog cunt

no they aren't, but theres also nothing we could do to stop you parking one there, in fact a single american states SWAT forces could easily annex our meme tier country. The green commies don't want us to have a millitary at all.

>and especially NO AUSSIES!
You are just asking for trouble mate

>Yes. The average Kiwi girl would have slept with over 50 men by the time they reach 25.

And the avg Kiwi male would have slept with over 100 sheep by the time they reach 25

going to move to NZ once I'm done with uni

I dont know too much myself but its very similar to the whole pride mentality that lions and tigers have.

Alpha roo will have a harem of females. Every now and then another alpha would challenge. Im not sure about the succession of males in the group though.

>Hurrr hurrrr Sheep jokes.

You guys need to come up with some new insults because we have heard that about 1000 times before.

>lots of guns
We definitely have guns but we also have 130 million non-Whites and counting, as well as the highest approval rating for multiculturalism of any country on the planet. We are the world capital of degeneracy, ranging from homosex to interracial marriage and back around to the adoption of non-Whites by White families.
We have our advantages but we have glaring disadvantages.

Slay kween!!!!!

MY President!!!!!!!!!!!

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>burger excluding Australians

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you realize that new zealand has basically no native species other than birds and previously one of the largest flightless birds in the world?

fucking americans.

That's a step up from the average kiwi sheila

America (from the outside) appears extremely over politizied, however this will be what saves you imo. The right wing can pull away from the commies and leftists and maybe create its own state, or overthrow the govt entirely. In NZ we have zero political backlash to being cucked by chinks, no real gun ownership with a shit, just a bunch of ignorant smug retards gladly letting this shithole get colonized.

actually so do humans. pulling, lifting and carrying is a lot more fundemental to bipeds than pushing.

Yet everyone else uses losing an Emu war and Dingoes eating babies on us. get over it

Oh wow. Not like I ever looked in to it, but I never realized they were that social. Most of our wildlife tends to be more solitary except for things like momma bear taking care of her cubs, or a flock of birds, or nest of wasps.

We also had the largest Eagle in the world.

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Sauce bruce.

Traitors first.

The mayor that blocked Southern and Moly speaking received 250k ''campaign donations'' form nz chinese society, after auctioning a bok signed by Xi jinping.

dnt b raycist bro chil

Toughen up Bruce.