Should we legalize personal duels?

Uh, that's a very ignorant thing to call a Japanese Blade? Was it a Katana? Ninjato? Iato?

Also, who would you challenge to trial by combat?

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>forged in the fires of combat against 500 chads

Not deathly duels unless a very serious matter- fist fights or swords with first blood no stomping on head like niggers or getting your 15 cousins to fight like achmed.

Who cares, the Japanese made shit swords anyway.
European Medieval swords were superior.
Contrary to all that sino-philic Hollywood bs, medieval Europe had some of the best swords in the world.

>a very serious matter
For example, avenging rape?

Yes, it would solve a lot of conflicts and it would clean up the gene pool

I think it was called a yumutto

are you joking? katanas are folded hundreds of times, making them incredibly dense and sharp. a katana can slice through a german broadsword like butter. I know from experience

No that would be an execution which im all for the victim/ victims family carrying out but something like massive deformation (seriously calling someone a fag or pedo without proof) or something like that

The real red pill
Katanas are shit and weebs are fags

First duel right here, already. And you gentlemen have already chosen your weapons.

Fuck yes we should.

Designated ranges engineered to contain fire. Consenting parties with a signed contract with notary.

Simple as that. No danger to others, meeting of the minds that this is deadly, and a notary to verify that shit was up and up on the signing.

Now please video this shit in 4k 60fps so I can watch fuckers get dropped! Exciting!!

*jang*
*jang*
*jang jang jang jang jang jang*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*unsheathes katana*

Can you even own one?

Under the condition that the winner is charged with murder.

How about no, faggot.

no reason not to frankly
so long as there is proper circumstance and supervision.
doesn't even need to be lethal.
i can't see a market for reduced-hazard firearm rounds if this became a common practice

Dual you for it

Japanese could only reach 2000 °C smelting.
Europeans could reach 3000+ °C as early as the Middle Ages.
Therefore Europeans forged superior alloys.
European swords were also unusually light, much lighter than Japanese swords, making the European weapon much more agile and deadly.

You probably mean defamation. Sad day when a foreigner has to teach you your own language.

What's the fucking point then?

*changes his mind and sends the dog

1. Only for those in good standing.
2. Both sides must agree on what weapon would be used.
3. Neither side would be responsible for the other morally, socially or economically.
4. Only to first blood.

Yes but only if the only weapon allowed is a dessert spoon.

Foil, sabre, or épée?
I vote sabre, unless to the neck, not likely to be lethal.
And the loser gets a cool scar.
But stabbing someone to death seems barbaric outside the battlefield.

>deformation
Whoops...
Come on dude its 9am on monday morning; have mercy

this is unironically reasonable.
duels rarely resulted in death to the best of my knowledge anyways

Fuck it just duel

THIS FAT FUCK NEEDS TO TRIED AND EXECUTED

but that would give an unfair advantage to anyone british

Also the actual use of a jap sword is pointless in any sort of European armour- even a gambeson will save from cuts- the straight tempered yet springy European sword is superior especially for finding gaps in armour and using it as a hammer to the helm (with the guard) which you also cant do with a katana
Katanas are for cutting down half naked peasants

The correct term is ninja sword you unlettered cunt

Both individuals must be over 30 years old
Both individuals must consent with a sound mind (no drunk/retard duels)
both parties must consent to the weapons allowed
all weapons must be melee or pre 1500's
Both parties must agree to how far the duel goes
Option A: Go until surrender of one party
Option B: Go until first blood
Option C: Go until death
Mercy is allowed
You can back out any time before the duel
All duels must be held in an official federal arena
Spectators optional
must sign contract in sound mind with all of the above requirements at least 2 weeks before the duel.
Also if i was unironically passing such a law then i might as well through in a vigilante clause that allows people to get away with murder if they can prove in front of a court and a representative of the federal government that his victim deserved it.

Leftists and Jews would never win another election again if dueling was legalized. They wouldn't be protesting like they are in the streets today either. So I'm all for it.

Very well.
user! Now I, user, do hereby call challenge upon you to defend your honor! As Almighty God is my witness I pledge not to rest until your blood hath been shed! As the challenged the choice of weapons is yours. Choose a second and have him confer with my second, user, and they shall agree upon a proper time and place. If you cannot find a second then I declare you an honorless dog and will hereby murder you in the street. Prepare to have your corpse rot in the open!

Yes! Melee weapons only, broadcast for entertainment purposes.
The profit from the broadcast are split into covering medical bills/prize money for the winner and funeral costs for the loser.

Are we allowed to use chainsaws?

underrated

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yes and anyone who says otherwise is a coward

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One man must fight with his arm tied to his waist, in a hole in the ground. The upside to this is that he is armed with a club. The other man is unarmed, but is able to move around. Both men have no clothing including no shoes, but are given full body unitards representative of their country.
This is the highest form of European combat, and we must carry on the tradition.

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just make it legal to fist fight

some dudes need a good beating

And yes, this is lethal combat. Only once the man in the hole is dead, or the man outside, can they be allowed to leave the arena.

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Personal justice is dumb. Risking death for a slight offence is dumb. Duels should be illegal.

There are no rules in the world of the hole.
Genital grabs are considered honorable.

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But why the hole?
Fuck it I don't care I'm dueling you over whether or not there should be a hole.
user! Now I, user, do hereby call challenge upon you to defend your honor! As Almighty God is my witness I pledge not to rest until your blood hath been shed! As the challenged the choice of weapons is yours. Choose a second and have him confer with my second, user, and they shall agree upon a proper time and place. If you cannot find a second then I declare you an honorless dog and will hereby murder you in the street. Prepare to have your corpse rot in the open!

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*Cringe*, go study the blade like I have and see if you come to the same conclusion.

But you gotta give little manlets a chance, otherwise they'll become school shooter heroes.
That's why sword fighting should be legal.

this is assuming the same level of skill. Japanese katanaka (katana masters) are warriors with powerful spiritual techniques (ki) and can strike at maybe three times the speed and power of gaijin (foreigners). a katanaka would destroy a knight no matter what they are armed with

WHAT HO, YOUR IGNORANCE OVER THIS HONORED EVENT WILL BE CURBED, IRONICALLY BY THE HOLE DUEL ITSELF.
I SHALL BE THE ONE IN THE HOLE, AND I TAKE THE CLUB IN MY HAND. YOU WILL SUFFER, FOR THE PIT I WILL STAND IN SHALL BE YOUR GRAVE. SAY YOUR PRAYERS, FOR I WILL BE YOUR UNDERTAKER

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But manlets will just choose Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Very well.
Uh... How to dig holes?

Katanas weren't a weapon intended for war. You're right that it was used to cut unarmored people. Samurais would use it to threaten peasants for taxes.

>retard duels

kek

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At my school they'd let kids box in a ring when all else failed, but this was in the 80's.

Q predicted this

While it would be cool, I've seen Barry Lyndon - duels only lead to cousin fucking, military desertion, and gold digging.

Yes

So they're the reason why the Yakuza came into power.

>Basing reality on a movie
wew, please don't do this

blessed post

Fucking beautiful movie.

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neither were your average European sword but they could be whereas a katana is useless.
swords/ long daggers were used aspersonal protection mainly and only rich people/ knights used them in combat (and usually as a secondary weapon too their main weapon being a polearm or hammer)

i like this, if I know I am going to be fighting to the death and I have the option to go out shitfaced on coke or something.

I feel like it should be legal to hit or punch anyone once and walk away without the fucking faggot lawyering up and trying to fuck you.

If you've sat through this whole movie and loved it you are officially white.

Sounds like you are making a case for white people having taste more than anything else.

Or you could fight Joe Rogan on DMT.

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the one outside the hole seems to be a woman always, was this some kind of handicapped fight for settling marital disputes?

>Irish
>white
LOL

It's fool proof, any non white will get bored with this movie. This thing should be ethnostate required viewing to sort the wheat from the chaff.

This x 10000000000000

>Americans talking about who is white and ethnostates

Oh dear o dear o dear

It was one of those metaphors where they drew something literal, usually it was seen as womanly or wimpy to not be the one in the hole and with the club

We need a Chad edit of this.

Sorry to break the news to you but you're radically fucked over there my dude.

Your country is in worse state than mine, and mine is pretty fucked. Don't let those Jow Forums memes go to your head. Your country is a shit hole. You are probably Mexican yourself, ironically.
Not only that, but all of the things which 'fucked' my country were exported from yours.

Oh but no, you voted Zionist billionaire Donald Trump to save you? I forgot, lol.

The only justice is vigilante justice.

calm down gentlemen- lets settle this over a duel- dildo's at dawn?

I'll duel with swords and fists if we could. Duelling with weapons seems a bit too based on luck, etc.

I wish we could still sword fight because I'd win.

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Dont worry old chap, we'll give those yanks the right thrashing they well deserve. The colonies haven't seen the last of the redcoat quite yet.

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Duelling when

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>I wish we could still sword fight because I'd win.
t. medieval reenactor or weeb with million times folded katana?

Cringe.

No, but I've been fencing since 12 so I'd beat everyone ITT

I agree with this guy, really fucking cringe, an hero.

go fetch your sharpest butter knife from the bin and lets have it out old sport.

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