/auspol/ QandA Thread - OP's Home Town Edition

Tonight's QandA comes to you from the North Coast NSW town of Lismore, where I grew up.

Panelists:
David Littleproud, Minister for Agriculture
Joel Fitzgibbon, Shadow Minister for Agriculture
Fiona Simson, President of the National Farmers' Federation
Jenny Dowell, Former Mayor of Lismore
Matt Sorenson, People’s Panellist from Kyogle.

Watch with us:

youtube.com/watch?v=2REBcJ6P73M
iview.abc.net.au/show/abc-live-stream/video/IV1512H001S00

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>it's a urbanites pretend to give a shit about farmers episode

2nd

HOORRO

bow down wh*toids

wang is back in town

not here m8, fuck em

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>coworker adds me to one of those private group facebook pages
>I end up accidentally shitposting three members out of the group
Why can't people take bants anymore these days?

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who wan feel my 2 inch of fury

and I don't mean my front teeth

Fuck.

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kek

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Farmers don't deserve shit. They're a business just like any other. They get coddled more than any other business in Australia, if this were any other country we'd tell them to get fucked.

>people's panellist

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>181335814

Fuck off dickhead.
Here's your (You).

*whitou piggu
Get your shitposts right, dumb slant.

Having a secure source of food in Australia is hugely important.

What time is it starting?

on your knees here comes the wang

If there's a drought why is all the food still there at the same price?

(((drought)))

11:00

stream isn't working wtf?

*grows unsustainable crops*
*steals all ur water fucking up half the country*
heh, nothin personnell kid

whitu piggu an privilage bridge must bow down to wang

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We export 80-90% of our produce. You're literally just giving farmers money for no reason other than they want gibs. Australia goes through a drought every 7-10 years, farmers literally save for this.

fuk farmers sell me land now whitu piggus

I want a handout as compensation for the chink invasion.

2 million, nah 3.

Go Vegan.

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This, fuck the farmers.
>sell produce overseas for cheap to chinks in huge quantities
>sell locally for three times the price
I hope all their crops die and the greedy fucks lose their livelyhood.

Just use the Electric Jew

>*makes absurd money in the boom years*
>what, there's a tried and tested pattern of el nino weather in Australia
>GIBS ME DAT MONEY
Farmers are scum.

we should nationilize the farms for great glory of mother land

They seem pretty boomerish and jewy.

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I remember reading a twitter thread about this. I'm pretty sure it said that animals are better when you have little water, but in return have lower nutritional yield, while plants require lots of water but have very high yield.

It's kinda fucked though. A lot of farms are leased or mortgaged heavily, it's only the super big corporation owned ones that aren't.

Dead thread. Why did I bother?

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>average Australian with a rental investment can only expect 5% growth
fuck these boomers

Nah mate, doing keks work.

Big banks support farmers.

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Fuck supermarkets.

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literally why are you bothering? We can read the thoughts of twitter fags on our own screens

abc deserve more funding they care about real issue

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Cuz I can.

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four eyes is TALKIN TUFF

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Archiving purposes I would guess; not a bad idea in my opinion.

>drought
> surrounded on all sides by oceans of water
Don’t fall for it guys

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They are very scummish. And it's ridiculous that Australian's still fall for it. Lamb has been selling for record highs at market recently. The only reason they are upset is that the drought is cutting into their profits.
>A lot of farms are leased or mortgaged heavily
For taxation reasons, not for anything else.

>Move farms to the NT
>NT farms aren't even profitable for government subsidized agencies

>mothballs desalination plant
Bamboozled.

SELL ME PIG FARM LIKE KEATING DO

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>desalination plant
Why dont we just pump fuck tons of water into the outback?

>investments into infrastructure
>in Australia

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desu at this point might as fuckin well, not like theres anything better to do with all that large expanse of arid dirt

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BINGO so far..

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Greenies SEETHING

It was great.

kek, blokes gone off, FUCK NATURE

Look out if he has another gut full he might explode.

We could grow Wales in there

I wish I could understand what this guy was trying to say..

Farmers BTFO.

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Yeah where's me fuckin chops

#farmerssowhite

racis

GIVE ME ONE (1) FUCKING REASON TO WATCH THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF RUBBING ONE OUT

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This fucking peoples panelist is real fucking useless

>chops
my god, now I want chops

I cant thats the sad state of this sorrid shitshow

>plug for Slater Farms™

Get a lamb roast, much cheaper.

>>Melbourne.

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Bring back the bush. Sick of baldy bitches. I like women.

Tonight had a beef curry. Was actually fucking nice as fuck. Been learning how to cook recently. It's not too hard when you have a slow cooker, just chuck everything in and your done.

better tasting too

nah I like the young but nubile look ;^)

>growing the nation's food
and the food of several other nations too.

just go for quick wank u cunt. Just make sure to watch some yummy tentacle rape goodies

Alright boys grab your shovels, we're going to knock Melbourne to the ground so the farmers can move there.

I should do that. Cooking is pretty easy, just chop shit up and cook it.

I've came 4 or 5 times today so its a bit sore, it'll take a while to warm up.
what flag is that?

I like mushy, sweaty woman pussies.

young girls are better

THIS, shaved twats are weird looking.

>flag
checks out

Free at last.

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>what flag is that?
Gypsy

Unfortunately not, most women on the meat market here shave and wax. It's disappointing.

Romania, you phone-posting wanker.

Who else here is more likely than not to never see another rl vagina again

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Calling it now; might be a little bit liberal but I'm confident..

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>again

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>phone-posting wanker.
Ok kid ;)

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>just chop shit up and cook it.
With a slow cooker it's so much easier desu. You prepare the food the night before, set a timer for when you want it to start cooking (I usually like mine to cook for 4 hours and eat at 5 o'clock, so I set the slow cooker to start at 1 o'clock). Then all you do is eat. The most you have to do is cook rice up if your meal needs rice (curry).