The time is now- La Croix is for pol

It's long been established that La Croix is the official beverage of Jow Forums
Cucks far and wide enjoy its modest price and delightful, palate cleansing taste. But which flavor is superior?

For me, it's based pampelmousse, the superior La Croix blend.

>refreshing grapefruit based beverage
>can really taste the hints of sea salt and lime rind
>reminds me of summers spent sailing around Haiti
>can design is pleasing to the eye


Is pamplemousse the beverage of Jow Forums? I think so, there is simply too much value and modest flavor to lose to any other non-alcoholic product. Comment below and let me know what you think. I love you.

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>La Cringe

La Noix

la croix is la gay. coke zero is my jam

>implying Jow Forums is one person
Who fucking cares lmao

fug off fag

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>Coke Zero


Would you pass the tendies?

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Passionfruit, mango, apricot are top tier
Pamplemousse, pure, and berry are mid tier
Lime, lemon, orange are shit tier

If you are /SIG/ and trying not to drink buy a case of la croix. You can slam these all day to replace any vice

I unironically like it. Sugary drinks are bluepilled as fuck.

Fuck this fizzy water that tastes like shit
Fucking stupid fucking shit
>hey let's take all the flavor out of soda and sell it to retarded hipsters

Coke Zero got me through a deployment in Africa. Helped me forget I was surrounded by niggers in a shit hole.

Tangerine and keep these threads related to politics.

i fucking love la croix, really helps nurse a hangover. Also the vending machines at my work spit them out for free.

why would anyone drink this factory made poison

Join us goy. Drink the mind control se-I mean the trendy water.

>0.3 l

Get out with that gay shit. Especially if it is an alcoholic beverage. Every time I see a grown man drink 0.3 l beer my blood boils.

I definitely quit drinking on la croix.

Does it have sugar, high fruitcose corn syrup, artificial sweeteners or caffeine?

>literal carbonated water
>goy

I hate this place

No.

Clean water is the drink of Jow Forums

>believing what's written on the labels