Canada megathread!!

>Trudeau escorted by fighter jets
> Saudis pulls nationals out of country
> soldiers seen not far away from parliament in Ottawa
> Phillipe Couillard to meet Trudeau

ITS HAPPENING

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hmmm, looks like cucking to sandniggers was not the best idea

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What exactly did canada say? All I heard was the standard, hey Saudi Arabia stop being medieval cunts with bugattis instead of camels.
Why are they flipping their shit this time?

>Canadian government makes a generic statement criticizing human rights in Saudi Arabia because of some recent arrests
>Saudi Arabia responds by cutting off diplomatic ties, cutting off trade, stopping support for Saudi international students and actively transferring them home or to other countries, openly talking about supporting Quebec separatism, and also making a veiled threat of a 9/11 attack (all on the same day)

>Canadian government ends formal relations with Iran for a litany of reasons (Jewish reasons, but still reasons)
>Iran responds in kind, and also makes it mandatory for Canadian tourists to travel with a government-approved private guide (they also did this to the UK and the US)

One of these countries supports ISIS and funds terrorism in the West. The other fights with Putin and Assad, and cares more about rivalries with its neighbours than killing us. Can you guess which one is which?

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Our Ambassador there told them to stop violating womens rights. I dont believe ambassadors are allowed to comment on those matters so he was kicked out. Now saudis are making pictures of planes flying into the CN tower and sending all of their international students in Canada to the UK, Australia, and NZ

The silver lining here is that Saudi Arabia has thousands of international students here, and they're all leaving the country.

Can they take all the goddamn flips with them too please? I'm sick of those dog faced islanders making my coffee.

did you add that plane later? topfuckingkek

Quebec's premier was a neurosurgeon for Saudis in the past.

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Ex-CSIS agent here. There's a historic event coming and the current government is not prepared. There are those within the intelligence agency that believe this has been done on purpose. Whether or not we survive will be up to the enemy. Our forces are wholly insufficient to stop what's coming.

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damn you guys are lucky; get free anti-muslim rethoric + moving thousands of disgusting saudi trash away.

Heil Trudeau, the führer of the americas

>did you add that plane later? topfuckingkek
Nope, it was actually posted by an official Saudi Twitter account.

They deleted it, but it's archived.
archive.is/wNExe

lmao
they aren't even hiding it anymore

Holy shit how do we make iran hate us so we can get rid of these fucking shit skins here too.

Blessed leafs.

>supporting Quebec separatism

That'd be nice to be honest. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Anglos deserve everything coming to them.

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Saudi Arabia are a bunch of goat fuckers and so are Iranians, they are not our friends.

thestar.com/opinion/contributors/2018/08/05/the-liberal-party-needs-more-than-trudeau.html

>Far left rags that employ sjws now labeling him an "overhyped commodity that doesn't sell".

Ex-CSE analyst here, can confirm what you're all thinking, ex-CSIS is max LARPing. Q predicted this.

SA won't fuck with CA unless the queen gives the OK, cause she own it.

Here's your (You)

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Why do you guys even comment? Lol

based turdeau

Jesus the memes write themselves.

I'm grabbing some popcorn...this should be good.

have a (you)

beat me to it.

Nothing is happening.

Doesn't the US back Saudi Arabia? Couldn't a war between the leafs and Saudis mean war between burgers and leafs?

>when you're such a passive cuck that you circle right back around and cause a war

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the problem was that it was the ambassador who was IN Saudi Arabia who said that.

Not sure if ww3 or leafs uncucking themselves
Either way it's happening

No that plane was actuall y in the original tweet by the Saudi government but they removed it shortly after, forgetting how the internet works

It's neither.

Nothing is habbenin :D

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Silence leaf
This is your fate accept it

It's Trudeau's inability at forgein politics showing again. First with the G-summits, then with India, and now with the middle east.

No. It will be incredibly unpopular. And what’s to stop us from flooding over the canadian border? The US military is not allowed to be used against its own citizens.

Canada -1000 sandniggers
USA +10,000 sandniggers
Scoreboard, bitch

What is really happening? I think this is a move of Trump trying to weak Canada..?

>The US military is not allowed to be used against its own citizens.
>Implying the Constitution is followed at all
Also your light bulb head niggers are walking here from Minnesota already.

Canada -billions in trade
Canada -stability
Canada -not being laughed at

Canada +Trudeau being kicked out

>leafs uncucking themselves
I already admitted the clever anti mudsime trick
Regardless they’re pissed
How you gonna stop leaf 9/11?

Trump sent a message to them via the glowing white ball thing. It's a tag team tariff thing.

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No, more like a Canadian Ambassador thinking they are hot shit and getting their country BTFO for it. Trudeau is too weak to actually disown that ambassador, and will either try to claim it was part o his plan, or end up begging Saudi Arabia to reinstate trade

>US talking about stability
Your country is being torn apart politically and socially.

Soon....

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Sticking big nose
Huh

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I don't want to stop it. There's no saving Canada or America. It needs to burn.

>Trudeau is too weak to actually disown that ambassador,
Why would he disown his ambassador for doing his fucking job? We aren't cucks.

One sidebis being torn apart politically and socially (SJWs and neo-libs tearing each other apart) the right is one movement with a couple neo-cons reeing on the distance.

Fact is, Canada has everything to lose, there are tens of other countries happy to get some new trade contracts with Saudi Arabia and doing the work Canada will not be doing anymore.

america no new steel factories
america - a bmw factory and 10k jobs
america - 2 toyota factories and 30k jobs
america - 70 bil dollar deal with china for buying american made cars
america - about 500 bil in trade with the rest of the world yearly

Canada would fuck Saudi Arabia up in a war.

Your Guy.

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I've been learning a bit about the Canadian system recently. I was surprised to learn that Canada is a confederation that grants significant autonomy to its provinces. With that in mind I'm curious for any leafbros to tell me how strongly does your provincial identity compare to your national one? Are there credible secession or accession to the US movements anywhere? I'm particularly interested in Alberta.

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>Yes goy there is no hope just burn it all down and start the neo french revolution
This is why leafs get the rope too

It doesn’t matter. No American is going to support war with Canada over Saudis. Ever. The only way I would support any military action in Canada is if we were annexing you and you guys (as a majority) wanted that. Your our neighbors and it’s in our national interest that you’re either Canada or one of our states. Not Saudi or Chinese.

I hear the Canadian army has been rehearsing the "if you invade your enemy, they win" tactic.

And Ambassador is not their to rock the boat in any country they are a guest in, It is Trudeau's job to be a man and openly state that Canada wants Saudi Arabia to release it's prisoner.

They bent over backwards to let the muzzies see how tolerant they were..
The shitskins see weakness and they will strike.. It's not hard to understand really.
The leafs will be glad America still has some nuts and Trump soon.

Some incel posted this over an hour ago.

This is what happens when you have a spineless leader who snubs our closest ally for SJW points.

We do?

We didnt let a land invasion force enter our country by those savages.

You can cuckold yourself and work for them all u want. They own you dyke boy.

If only you could bamboozle the chinese and koreans into doing the same

We have no history on this soil. Only Europe will be turned around, mark my words.

Thank god for that. Saudis are insufferable fucks even more then Pakis.

>BMW
>Toyota losing 2 out of 500 factories

Also everything else you posted hasnt even happened, just speculated bullshit

>Our forces are wholly insufficient to stop what's coming.
>saudis declare war on Canada
Now that's rich. 0/10 LARP

>even more than pakis

Thats a lie, Pakis and chinese are the worst

Not on your own you wouldn't, you have 88k active personnel and your cucked AF.

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Fuck off you big nosed camel jockey
Back to the desert with you

We should insult the niggers next so 12000 of them leave as well

RAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAAAARR

You might believe this if you get all your news from Jow Forums, reddit, and mainstream media.

In a defensive war we might actually win. KSA has the biggest meme army in the world.
The problem is, we don't have the will to fight. I'll take sunni sharia rule over radical egalitarianism, feminism and consumerism any day.

I'd like to see a separate Quebec, loved visiting the Old City so much I've gone back three times.
Would y'all be willing to take white immigrants with basic French skills and the desire to become fluent to add to your potentially new and prosperous nation.

>openly insults big nosed camel jockeys
>gets called a big nosed camel jockey

so this is what a chinese "Canadian" looks like

didn't the PM take something like 17 personal days in July?

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we all Canadians, roundeye...

Saudi Arabia is one of the most well-equipped militaries in the world, and they're struggling to deal with Yemen right next to them. They're literally starving the country and blockading them because they can't fight.

To bad you can't do this with jews, those fucking leaches will never go away, except in an oven

There is some guy going around in threads saying you fucked up in Afghanistan.

problem is that qubecers want what the Catalonian-cucks want when they try to for there own country, a liberal hellhole

OH NO NO NO maybe CSIS faggots should consider reinvesting in their identity

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Isnt Yemen mostly mountians though?

true Canadians fly their Provincial and spit on the (((official flag)))

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Yes, and the local shia tribals have been fighting in them for generations.

I would concur with your ideas. Here in BC for years decades even people have felt next to no connection to anything about Canadian ((culture)) almost none of the things happening on the other side of the country matter to us. The identify is far more tied to our province and the pacific northwest lifestyle. I understand Alberta is similar and they see themselves as Texas Canada and hate the liberals in Ottawa.

an impressionable, easily led "leader" who is entirely sympathetic (at the very least) to your agenda, why on earth would you draw negative attention to yourself?
not even hardline leftists like the saudis, a stunt like this tells me they're even dumber than they think he is

1. C'mon, give us a little taste of what to expect
2. Is CSIS a cool spy place to work?

Please i want WARR!!! Seriously when was Canada been in a war for itself like ever? Not since New France days

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How can we sell them military arms yet condemn them for "human rights" violations?

It's dun fuckin' retarded I tell yah what

Yes. Saudi intervention in Yemen is like your Afghanistan, except US forces can actually fight.

>Yemen mostly mountains though
It's a mix of flat desert and a major mountain range, like Afgan, so it would be a bitch rooting out all the fighters, even with air strikes etc

the question is who does Jow Forums hate more

sandniggers or leafs

>here's a historic event coming and the current government is not prepared. There are those within the intelligence agency that believe this has been done on purpose. Whether or not we survive will be up to the enemy. Our forces are wholly insufficient to stop what's coming.
Well you know that CSIS via the Privy council have been compromise for over a decade. Let's hope that our neighbour to the south wont tolerate a Chinese protectorate on it's border.

Bomb the shit out of them

Sandniggers duh

It can be done. Just push for Canada to recognize Taiwan as a country.