I really want to learn some languages, but then again:

I really want to learn some languages, but then again:

>Learn Russian
>People think you're a communist

>Learn Arabic
>People think you're a euro-cuck

>Learn Japanese
>People think you're a weeb

>Learn German
>People think you're a Nazi

>Learn Italian
>MAMA MIA SPAGHETTI A BOLOGNESE

>Learn Spanish
>People think you're just a regular fucking person

>Learn Icelandic
>People think you just wasted your time learning a language only 300.000 people speak

Help me Jow Forums I just want to learn shit without being judged

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What do you care what other people think?

also sage

Learn Arabic but vehemently fucking hate islam. that's what I did.

Learn dutch
It's an easy meme language for show offs

Why arabic

Learn a language that people in your area speak aside from English

French is the patrician's choice user, theres a reason it was the Lingua FRANCA of Europe for so long.

Because I know myself enough to know that eventually I will fill out these stereotypes, and I'm gonna be insensitive as fuck

I just want to learn Russian so I can yell profanities while playing airsoft

Seems like the best choice actually

>Caring about what people think
op is a faggot

Lots of people speak it

LOL

try learning English

It's called being self-consious.

Arabic, Chinese, Russian, Spanish, and Hebrew are all worth learning.

Know your enemies.

Soooo... danish?

>sandniggers with lower IQ than African Americans
>people
kys

Learn polish

They belong to the humanoid species, like it or not they're people. Just not very civilized people

Your insecurities are showing, user.

I doubt I can pronounce your words, but I could give it a shot

im sure African Americans have lowers IQs than Arabs

Only correct answer, unfortunately.

That or chink

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Because you're Danish, Swedish, Finnish, German, French, and Italian are probably your best bets.

Learn Punjabi.

Stop giving a fuck about what people say, they'll find something to talk about behind your back.

I might choose Hebrew, since Anti-semitism is pretty low anyway

Yes, knowledge of Danish is surely going to help a lot with learning Finnish.

why the hell would you want to communicate with them
seconding dutch

Yeah, you're right. I'll just learn a bunch of languages to talk shit about people then

I need to know how to tell Muhammed to go fuck himself

Average IQ in Saudistan is 84, in Qatar is 78

Personally I would recommend German. Not a niche language and not a brainlet-tier language like Spanish or Dutch.

Why do you care so much what other people think?

Hindi is probably easier

What about the average IQ of an American Saudi?

Or interslavic. If u learned interslavic u could comunicate with most of the slavs pretty well

> learning anything ever
ivory tower hipster dickhead

Room temperature

There aren't really any minority languages apart from German, and I don't need to learn Swedish and Norwegian to understand it.

It isn't. Punjabi is a god-tier language.

Can't go wrong with Latin. Especially if you happen to be a catholic

>learn german
>people will think you're nazi
>feel inclined to fullfil this perception

user, I only see a solution, not a problem

You mean mixed sandniggers? I never equalized American lite niggers with true Sub-Saharan niggers

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But, I'm a protestant, and Latin has been dead for ~500 years

>Help me Jow Forums I just want to learn shit without being judged
Just thinking about other people judgement makes you a fag, just learn the fucking languages and get some librarian chicks.

Do you have this for Indic/Iranic people (on Indian subcontinent)?

American

Yeah, you're right

Fair enough. I heared recently Irish nationalists are attempting to revive Gaelic

Learn Arabic considering how useful it will be in the near future in Europe.

learn japanese and claim your cute asian wife bright-right

>Learn Finnish
>only speak to 5 people with your new language

Well, they did have stylidh haircuts... I might give it a try

French. Not only will learning French help with other Romantic languages (Spanish, Italian, some English, etc.), but there is a plethora of amazing French literature to enjoy

Ok, it's settled then: I'm gonna learn Dutch, French, German, Italian and Hebrew

Then, instead of learning a language, why don't you learn how to be a man who is secure in himself? Seems like that's where you need to be user.
Also, Sage

It wasn't a serious comment. Danish has absolutely no slightest relation to Finnish, Danish is closer to Persian or Hindi.

>Hebrew
I Shiggy Diggy

go for arabic but only to combat them

Nah, Danish is closer to a mix between all the Scandinavian languages, German and Russian

It is closer to Persian or Hindi than it is to Finnish. Doesn't matter if there are languages it's even more closely related to.

>russian

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Jews are making hella money, so I might learn their language to discover their secrets

>Learn Hebrew
>People think you're a house nigger

Don't do it, user, they will assimilate you

How about you stop being such a self conscious cockmongler and decide something yourself, for once in your life you gigantic faggot.

Several words are practially the same, plus we have similar gutteral sounds

you need to see the surprise when they see you speaking arabic
the turn 180° and instantly like you lmao,preferring you as a buddy over turks/kurds
Feels actually good
if you go by that learn Chinese or Hindi
based
what's interslavic
seems useful
Finnish is harder than fucking Japanese

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No, sorry

Learn Hebrew, goy.

that's the equivalent of learning japanese just to piss off weebs
i did it, good motivation

Yes, you're welcome.

Russian sounds pretty much like Iberian langs

I want to learn
>German
>Spanish
>Italian
Because I think these are some of the most important European languages, I also have some desire for French and Russian but Russian seems too hard and French sounds too fucking silly

But written russian, has similar spelling to danish with the difference of pronounciation. The common word for "son" is practically the same

The important Western languages:
Ancient Greek
Latin
French
Italian
English
German

Everything else is the language of second-rate Western cultures.

>no Basque
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ancient Greek

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>important languages

>2 of them are dead languages

Explain yourself faggot

all of them except english and italian will be replaced by arabic or afrikaans in the next two decades

learn chinese at least everyone will think u have high iq hee hee

OP is a faggot. Learn Russian (you get the basis of most Slavic languages) or German (similar to English).

Pretty much everyone speaks some Gaelic in Ireland. I wish Scottish Gaelic would come back

>regular fucking person
Hey, at least we fuck!

>Learn Mandarin
>People think you're a part of some super-elite clan, your employability skyrockets.

HAHAHAH FUCKING HELL M8

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relevant

youtu.be/TebCHHCw9rY

Yeah, but as far as I know EVERY american ever has taken spanish classes

Dont let what people might think of you stop you from doing something its a sad life.

Learn Serbo-Croatian, if you do you literally learned 4 languages and can speak to people in 6 countries and understand people from even more countries. The only downside is that it's hard as fuck

>important languages
>no one speaks two of them and they are used primarily for specific in rare occasions
uhm

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specific terms*

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kek,that was fast

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Sick nerd?

They speak latino spanish. Castillian spanish is very different, it is a noble language and has a lot of literature and tradition.

Why bother? You already speak two: your local language and Globalingua (English). There's honestly no point unless you're a really serious reader or academic, and in that case it ought to be French.

You're right. Fuck what people think, Imma just be me from now on!