Be me

>be me
>hate the Netherlands (only Geert Wilders is safe)

Show yourselves Swamp Germans, I know you’re here

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Leave ze swamp Germans alone

>Netherlands
>Nederlande
>Niederlande
fun fact; it literally means lower land

Hello, Geert here from my backyard.

I didn’t care about them until they made this cute yahtzee anime

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We love you Italy. God speed you crazy skirtchasing motherfuckers!

nie (ich bin Südtiroler btw Lmao)
In Italian on every map they are labeled “Paesi Bassi” which is in fact “Low Countries”

No compassion for the liberal dutchies

Geert Wilders is a Zionist though
what's wrong with 6 foot 4 blonde people

>nie
oh so you're a Pollock
I got it now

I totally understand. As a child I spent more time in the Netherlands than I ever dreamed or wanted. Where should I begin? with the child slaves of friesland? the animal prostitutes of noordholland? the gun markets of gelderland or the biker gangs of gronigger?

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Bless you
I swear I will tell the sea to be more competent
WHY YOU HAD TO LEGALIZE WEED AND SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

YOU BETRAYED THE BATAVIAN SPIRIT!

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would be nice to visit Italy and see actual Italians for once though Italian Americans look more "italian" than you lot do now

sick run on sentence tho

but desu, holländer make pretty awesome cheese and their south-east landscape/nature is awesome

south-west*
i.e zeeland

no shit retard

FELLAS FELLAS! Enough with the rough housing.

I’m from South Tyrol you cuck, but I have nothing against polish people, 0 Muslim refugees taken in 2018
You get me bro

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why only geert? thierry is much better

I hear FvD stole most of PVV's votes in the polls. Wilders is more or less irrelevant now

imagine being so pretentious that your country is perfect when there are markings on the walls 12 foot high from floods only a generation ago. Imagine a place that is so up its own ass they spend weeks of school devoted to how "pure and natural" their country is and how their national park system is "world tier". it's fucking cows and sand! it didn't even exist without the dykes! it's not fucking nature and that's why you need to spend so long forcing the lie into the kids head!!

the only good thing about holland is that they wont exist next centure.

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bump

Why the hate? we're waiting to join our brothers of the Roman Empire once again!

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Ayy, but why tho? I like all my yuropeon bretheren.

We will exsist next century and the one there after. Just build bigger dykes lmao.

>Swamp Germans

Hahaha dude that's pretty funny. Have a (you)ski.

>what is water pressure

leiden people talk like americans even your language will be lost by then.

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Didn't you guys lose a war against some overgrown chickens?

Hey fuck you. The Dutch are some of the only reasonable people in Europe.

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Zis

I want to believe it's full of little Vermeers & Rembrandt's. Don't spoil the illusion.