>inb4 this isn't allowed by the rules
This is both meta to the bird and politics and related so radioactive-glow-in-a-blackhole-mods fuck off
Canadians are, and have forever been, the scourge of this very site.
It is known by all, often talked about in the darkest threads, that the stupidity of these unworthy creatures knows no bounds.
Sometimes, you may be posting. Sometimes you may be lurking. And sometimes you will encounter a post so ridiculous, so devoid of sense, that your mind will stop.
And I ask you, WHO is always the flag, hiding behind those posts? Is it a German flag? Is it a French flag? Is it an Australian flag?
NO!
It never is!
It is always the LEAF!
Always hiding behind these hideous posts!
Why is it that we should tolerate this daily offense?
Why is it, that we have to sit idly by, as those inhumane rats ruin our cherished site?
Today I say no more.
We will FIGHT the LEAF!
The strategy is simple, and victory can be seen bathing us in its warm light from the horizon.
The trick is not to get Canada banned from Jow Forums.
The trick, is to get Jow Forums banned in Canada.
With our targeted efforts, we WILL be able to do it.
We will stop at nothing, we will not DARE to rest until this unsanitary PLAGUE is off our site, forever.
WE WILL DO WHAT WE MUST, so VENTURE FORWARD, MAKE Jow Forums KNOWN TO THE LEADERS, JOURNALISTS, AND CENSORS OF CANADA, AS THEIR ENEMY!
AS THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE
AS THE PLACE THEY MUST SHUT DOWN
Together we will win
