Brit/pol/ : Wild West Edition

i'm 4 years older than you
you were 12 6 years ago

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i was getting my dick sucked 6 years ago and you're still a virgin

the ninth circle bro

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>ah, catchphrase, back when tv used to be good

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everyone knows you're just trying to dupe some newfag into getting banned

Is this song based? Not sure.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=THPQoF2VaxY

>LOG
cos ur bants are wooden and shit

In a bit dickhead

Boomer dan?

I'm gonna flank all of you then do a number on the lot of you.

fug de feds

I've done a number on you.

youtube.com/watch?v=6QynGUt-J8c

>trying to get retards b&

Fuck off you fat fucker

>LOG
Cos the nonce hunters have them

lmao you seething virgin

fucking this

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>I28
because you're fat

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I have you in chains and tatters.

agreed

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>LOG
off

>0G

because im the original gangster

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mind.org.uk/information-support/guides-to-support-and-services/abuse/sexual-abuse/

>I28
how long until your mum serves you another pot noodle?

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just because she was a couple years older than me doesn't mean it's abuse you seething virgin

she was still a teen

unironically no-one deserves to be molested at 12

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>british right wing politics

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Stop putting your phone in flight mode Eddie.

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are you implying 12 year olds can consent for sex?

put you in flight mode when i boot ur cunt

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I've capsized your ship.

im not implying it and it wasnt sex, i did consent to it, matter fact it was my idea but thats not the point, i first had sex when i was 13

blowies dont count you virgin

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ill capsize your ship when i boot ur cunt

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I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert. If there's one twisted bastard in this thread, it's this little blackmailer here

I don't know man
this conversation makes me uncomfortable

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I've clipped your wings.

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We're doing rings around you.

ill clip your wings when i boot ur cunt

because you're a seething virgin lmao

>first had sex when i was 13

Bet you couldnt sit down again till you were 16

agreed

>seething virgin patter
lmao i've done such a number on you

>tfw it all makes sense

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i did it first and i did it better

i just want you to remember that eddie

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I've burst your bubble.

yeah makes sense how im the #1 ranked shagger in the world and you're still a virgin

ill burst ur bubble when i boot ur cunt

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Brilliant, now if Coelbren tumor would just fuck off we'd be fine

pretty funny how rekt the argies got though eh lads ? i only just found out our boys already stationed on the island gave em a good fight before being ordered to surrender

I've done one over on you.

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I've pulled a sneaky on you.

lol he kept turning his 4g on and off changing IDs and replying to his own post

fine

EddiesCarBrakes##CutMe

eddie's seething

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Shut the fuck up.

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i was the first and only person to ever get 100 legitimate (you)s in a single brit/pol/ thread

I did your mum first, bumboy.

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Every one calling you a cunt?

jew here

do you whites understand how badly we have you checkmated?

we own your politicians.
you cant finance any attempt to stop us because we own the money supply.
google and facebook know exactly who you all are. we could round you all up with drones and our driverless cars tomorrow if we wanted.
there's nothing you can do to stop us.

did you really think we were going to sit back and not make plans to stop you from wiping us out again?

admit it anglos, you'd do the same.

Another thread conquered by the triumvirate.

everyone one of you begging to suck my dick and begging me to stay

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>jew here
how to get jew gf

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>j walking

Kek

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stop being a virgin