/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - LONG NIGHTS EDITION

/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - LONG NIGHTS EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


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Evening, Robert.

Thank you for the thread, Robert. Gonna bump like a muthafucka for a bit since we're very near the bottom and since Niggers in Chigongo are always interesting.
Further bumps incoming.

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Le bump

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>Someone masturbating inside their Silver Ford F-150
>Nog bringing a gun to a basketball court

Only interesting things so far.

Et plus encore le bompage.

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>male black on the run

There was a pretty cool car chase earlier. It's still early; be patient, user. The nigs are hot and just can't resist getting out and about. It's like bass fishing, only with niggers. Patience, man.

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I'm not too worried.
I'm in it for the slow burn.

>who's sitting on the blood?

Must have had something good.

Nigs never fail to entertain, truly.

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Some more Hobbesian ambient music to make the whole experience darker:

youtube.com/watch?v=e-4p9cDV6t8

youtube.com/watch?v=ppiGTLqfaWc&t

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Still sliding like a mofo, yo, so gonna keep it up with the bumpage. If no Chicago-bros report in soon, though, I feel we're gonna be out of rope pretty soon. Also, do we have a new Sassy? That woman sounded pretty sharpish, but all sexy and whatnot too.
>unable to stop the train, so get the fuck off the tracks

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I'm truly sorry, but this thread needs a little context.

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Truly nice, but I'm not sure how to make the Chicago feed even darker.

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>Chicago-bros

Glorious Old Irving here, watching Berberian Sound Studio and listening to the deafening trill of the cicadas.

We get to experience cicadas here sometimes too when it's hot, and not gonna lie, I'm surprised that the sound of those fucking things alone doesn't result in more US shootings.

I wonder how many lone white males with AR-15s were the cause of gunshots over the weekend

Up on my deck with the treeline just five or ten feet away its almost uncomfortable. I've always kind of liked it, its the sound of summer.

The percentage can probably be reflected by this.

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I had one smash into my face, still buzzing, when I was just a wee lad, and to this day I've always considered a shotgun to be the best defence against invaders from the forest. Not even joking, that experience freaked me right the fuck out. I was only like 10 or so, and I never even saw it coming. In retrospect, it still freaks me out. Fucking cicadas, man.

Okay, last bump, and godspeed, Roberts.

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We get them every year, but theres a bad wave every 17 years. I remember when I was a kid we had a year where the ground was basically blanketed by them in a lot of places.

bumpin

racist cops... obviously they are specifically looking to arrest blacks I have not heard one white male or white female..

>beaness harassing people in the ER

I'm sure they perform some purpose in nature, but it only took one experience with them to freak me out and cause me to fear them, unlike niggers, which took about 3 experiences for me to hate them.

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Bump

>17 year old female ODing

Fuck, listening for 30 secs and shots fired somewhere.

>beige Dodge Caravan with 4 people inside
>at least one is armed

>trying to light a wire on fire

>Dodge Caravan

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evening, Roberts

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Good evening, sir.

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cicadas are great. sorry leaf, but it’s a comfy, warm summer evening sound.

>in a wheelchair exposing himself

Get back to me when one blasts into your face, the noise rising all the while until impact. I doubt you will be so sanguine after that.

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Belmont and Western

Gun behind the headboard

You're clearly not white

is that a fox? looks pretty cute.

Woodlawn reporting in.

I used to be neutral about cicadas, until I watched Higurashi; now I associate their sound with horrific violence and cruelty, which just raises the hair from my arms, which is honestly pretty convenient on hot days.
my condolences for your childhood trauma, btw

>four juveniles on bikes throwing rocks at passing cars

>stand by for shift change
it's almost that time of night

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>two young male blacks on a porch with guns

>they have made entry into a woman's home

10 pm Chicago Time
>10 pm Chicago Time
10 pm Chicago Time
>10 pm Chicago Time
10 pm Chicago Time
>10 pm Chicago Time
10 pm Chicago Time
>10 pm Chicago Time
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>REAL ROBERT HOURS
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>REAL ROBERT HOURS
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>REAL ROBERT HOURS
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>REAL ROBERT HOURS

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>Robert has joined the server

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>domestic
>person with a gun
>1143 South St. Louis
>Virginia Jones, stating a male black, Quincy Jones, trying to get into the house
>on the second call said it's her son
>call dropped, but not before she said he made entry
>nothing further

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>caller is being beaten by her mom in the parking lot
>not responding

>bi polar
>Schitzo
>in front of the Aldermans office
someones getting shot

>one round
Ah ah ah

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>fighting in parking lot
>throwing trash cans at each other

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>landlord shut off the lights and gas in Yolanda and her 7 kids

Daughter pulled knife on pothead father

want to bet she "forgot" to pay the rent? it's summer anyway, they wont freeze

>4450 Maypole
>landlord shut off the lights on Yolanda and her 7 kids
>see if anything can be done on that one
holy unused birth control, Bat Man!

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Robert are you okay

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who else was worried? he was responding to the man with a knife and they couldn't get him on the radio

Beware the man in the orange Monte Carlo

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he WILL screech his tires in front of your place of business

shit, I missed it
any other details?

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Checked, Robert is fine.

Robert fell down, lodged his keys in anus. All okay now.

Right now I am in Canada listening to niggers in Chicago

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welcome leaf

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>shots fired
>3 shots
>Nothing further
Ah ah ah

Thanks, user. I never even saw the fucking thing. It was just an ever-increasing whining buzz until: POW! Right in the kisser. It was not a good experience at all.

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haha, good to hear

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Man I can just hear how fat Shuhwanda is through the radio

>canine unit needed

>78 year old woman pushed down by her auntie in a dispute over rent

when will our hero return?

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Someone's been playing what sounds like porn audio tracks on a rogue signal today.

>M A I L B L A C K
B L A C K M A L E

>male black is harassing male Asian
>asking male Asian if he has a bomb
>male black is intoxicated or under the influence of something
Does male Asian mean a dunecoon?

Male black is probably too drunk and/or stupid to tell the difference.

>condition stable
>for now

>male sleeping on caller's lawn

>be male black
>get shot