Guys

if you resist your attacker, they win

>this is wikihow's visual depiction of the start of a violent rape

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Because then it would actually be rape.

Show your flag you filthy shit eater.

wikihow.com/Be-Jewish

>Guide on how to defend against sexual assault
>Is actually instructions on how to seduce and then violently attack someone

Current year, everybody.

>1 Remember that there are no foolproof methods that will work every time in every situation.
Holy fuck, this is the US, buy a fucking gun already. More of us own them than those who don't.

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this is fucking gold

Step 1. Shoot them.

>These techniques are used with permission of Dr. David J. Lieberman

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((Lieberman))
every single time

my sides holy shit

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NoGunz socialists BTFO

wikihow.com/Explain-Judaism-to-a-Christian-Child

wikihow.com/Be-Respectful-in-a-Jewish-Environment

wikihow.com/Show-Respect-to-a-Jewish-Mourner

wikihow.com/Be-a-Jewish-Mother

>when life hands you lemons, have a good ol' time letting the lemons rape you silly

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wikihow.com/Learn-to-Read-the-Talmud

>mfw this is real
>mfw this is probably read by people in Sweden and most of Europe
>mfw there will be more rape babies in Europe compared to Jengis Khans in China.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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So, other than a gun/mace/knife (which would likely get turned on you) what do you guys suggest?

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a knifemacegun works well

>allow emperor palpatine to show u the dark side of his cock

why the fuck does a portable laser designator need a picatinny rail

Scream

wushu / kung fu

>dew it

I don't see "The Goyim Know - an expression of dismay at thwarted plans" on that list

For when you wanna sight while you sight.

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>why the fuck does a portable laser designator need a picatinny rail
S-so you can mount a laser on it?

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>These techniques are used with permission of Dr. David J. Lieberman, and based on his awesome book, Get Anyone to Do Anything.

Every. Fucking. Time.

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Jiu jitsu. One on one I can fuck up 99% of the population no question.

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That's pretty hot, I want to become a rapist now. Is there a wikihow article for that?

Maybe so it can attached to the roof of a recon vehicle? If it was at the bottom I'd think it's for a tripod, but it's on to so it's pretty mysterious.

kick him in the balls and run away
if he grabs me bite his throat

>wikihow.com/Be-Jewish
>Not behind a pay wall

>2
>Remember that if he/she believes that you are a willing participant

I'm not even even sure how to respond to that. Apparently if a woman receives unwelcome advances she should feign interest until she feels she can assault the person and run away.

Honestly shitting all over him would probably turn off 70% of rapists but if you get that other 30% you just made things so much worse for yourself
Weaponwise anything but a handgun will get turned against you, and unless you're fucking John Wick that gun will get turned on you too (but at least the noise of gunshots will make it more likely an ambulance reaches you in time)
As with all things, avoiding being in the situation to begin with is best.

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Because he should be red.

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>1: Buy a gun.
>2: Empty into sternum.

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>3: reload

but wait theres more

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I just remembered this:
youtube.com/watch?v=WPy1b2kK9-w

fucking lel

Woo Ladd we got an internet bad ass

This is immediately wrong and dangerous. I'm just gonna run through it real quick

>In situations where you and he/she know each other—you either have a relationship with this person, or you’ve met before—pretend to be interested and excited in what the person is doing
Women are attacked, statistically almost every time by someone they know. Men are usually attacked for their stuff. If someone you know is putting you in a dangerous situation, you need to run away as fast as you can or fight like you're about to get killed - odds are good you're going to be.

>Resist your instinct to defend yourself. Sometimes the mistake people make is to resist initially, either verbally, physically, or both. If you do not become defensive, then he/she will not be as aggressive and will move more slowly and carelessly and give you your out.

No, absolutely not. Shout as loud as you can. Scream. Make the person's actions look out of place and draw attention. Also, shouting can stop someone in their tracks and disrupt their thought process, which can give you time to get away. If someone is harassing you quickly shouting "HEY!" to stun them can help. Being meek and hoping this doesn't lead to escalation is playing defense and robbing you of initiative in a potentially lethal situation.

>Remember that your first tactic should be to look for an escape, but if you can’t, let him/her think that this is what you want.
I'm not even sure what the logic is here. Make your potential rapist think you want to get raped? How is this going to help? Legally it's not even a decent idea, you're just arming your rapist with a defense.

>Try to calm your attacker and persuade him/her not to carry out the attack.
This is a first step, that it came after the other steps makes it worthless. When someone you know has indicated their intent it's time to run, fight, or get raped.

The others are either common sense or shit anyone could come up with during an attack.

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based

Reminds me of vid related youtu.be/fufJbtS5yGs?t=15s

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>shit guys, he replied to all the posts. wut now?

I thought one ID couldn't submit that many post because it could be read as spam

have I been bamboozled

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I'm referencing Kek

>2015: TEACH MEN NOT TO RAPE!
>2018: eh, whatever... you might enjoy it you dumb whore

I was just trying to show everyone a similar instance of the media brainwashing people

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What if the rapist is a clown?

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Nah, you were just trying to be cute.

Then it's funny

oh okay well

youve done an excellent job user unironcally

pic related

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don't get to post this often. thanks!

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Did the clowns blow up their balloons with their jizz in them? Cuz that's pretty gay.

Is it worse to be raped by a bunch of clowns, or raped by a bunch of fag clowns? I think the fag clowns would be worse, because you're more likely to get an STD. Although I guess it would be a funny STD.

Man, clown rape is complicated stuff.

It's not rape if you apologize after.

Wikihow: how to turn rape into murder with these easy steps

If it's so easy for someone to turn my own weapon on me then by this logic it should be easy for me to turn it back around.
I have never understood this logic.
Almost everyone who has had their weapon taken from them has been too afraid to use it and shouldnt have been carrying in the first place.

Women are weaker and slower. You have to exercise and train to reach the level of a lazy fucker who eats poorly.

Pic unrelated: Chinese Jesus

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Jesus' Chinese younger brother is definitely superior to Chinese Jesus.

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Its more realistic this way

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Bwahaha! The look on her face.

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