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AND HERE HE IS, WINNER OF THE NATIONAL RADIO HALL OF FAME AWARD: MICHAEL WEIN- UH... SAVAGE!
Yes. It is I: Michael Savage. Winner of the National Radio Hall of fame award. But I don't care that I won the National Radio Hall of Fame award. I don't care. All I care about is telling you the truth that the mainstream media WON'T say.
Now today, President Barack HUSSEIN Obama- you know what? I'm not even going to call him that. He doesn't deserve that title. I'm going to can him humpty dumpty.
So Humpty Dumpty Obummer had the CHUTZPAH to walk into the UN today and turn his back on the greatest ally in our nation's history : Israel.
Can you believe that? He's the kind of guy that puts pesto on his fettuccine. Humpty dumpty can't even eat pasta right! What a disgrace. I'm done with him, let's go to some calls. Joe, you're on the savage Nation:
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Go on, OP. I really like these threads. Been to any good restaurants, Michael?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU BUM YOU SHMUCK YOU I DONT KNOW YOU IM NOT YOUR WEAK FATHER IVE WRITTEN 25 BOOKS AND HAVE A MASTERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU ARE NOBODY YESTERDAY I HAD SOME CHINESE FOOD THE CHICKEN WAS UNDERCOOKED ITS THE PERFECT ANALOGY FOR OUR GOVERNMENT NOTHING WORKS RIGHT CUSTOMER SERVICE IS DEAD I HAD TO GIVE MY GASTROLOGIST 500 BUCKS BECAUSE SOME BUM COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO DO THEIR JOB RIGHT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Hi Doctor Savage, I just wanna say God bless you and I pra...
Made me kek after a shitty day, thank you, OP.
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING THROUGH I THOUGHT WE SCREENED THE CALLS IT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT MYSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH MY MICROPHONE
His “I’m not your weak father” line is golden.
Savage helped me maintain my sanity through the Obama era. I know he’s easy to make fun of, but he has a heart of gold and means well for America. He had Trump’s back from day one.
Been listening to him since I was like 5 while sitting in the back of my dads workvan with no seatbelt, I now listen to his pod cast, he is very intelligent, I also like Shapiro. I’m 29 now it sucks my kids won’t be able to listen to his rants then he plays some Latin music from the 40s, and talks about how gay our youth are I’m going to miss him when he inevitably quits
That's what we call an Economical Ass Whipping. SET THAT BOY STRAIGHT!
Q predicted this
That's all
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU ARE YOU BUM? I WORKED HARD MY WHOLE LIFE AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SCHMENDRICKS LIKE YOU? I DON'T THINK SO - TAKE A WALK! Lol love Savage been listening to him since I was 12 in my dads car. God bless Alex Jones And MIchael savage!
This lmao. Love it when he says that. That's all.
Alright that's good, turn it off.
I SAID TURN THAT MUSIC OFF
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE
Well me and Teddy, you see, just had a wonderful lunch at this little place on the side of the highway. Great soup, I always ask for a little extra of the tume-er-ic.
PELOSI
FEINSTEIN
YOU KILLED A WOMAN A WOMAN IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU
Did you know a white woman's life is worth less than that of a seal lion's? I WANT DONALD TRUMP TO SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD INTO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
Alright Savage nation, I'm back from my 15 minute advertisement about some snake oil vitamins. Today's topic: MY DOG
AGAIN
I tell you folks, this dog is smarter than most of these bozos you see running around today...
Savage is our guy through and through. He cites American Renaissance on the air, that is some dangerous woke levels slipping under the radar.
KATSENBERG RATZENBERG MATZENBERG AND SPIELBERG
He talked about the white genocide in South Africa a few shows back.
>YOU KILLED A WOMAN A WOMAN IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU
I love the kikeisms. Despite how interesting a radical right-wing Jew broadcasting from San Francisco is, I can't tolerate the kvetching directly. He's an hysterical old woman these days, just a few steps from hanging up his mic forever
>Why didn't Trump come visit me while he was in Cailfornia?
>Careful what you say Republicans, Bob Mueller is a great man. An honorable American.
>Stop whining, they'll get their guy and we'll get ours. At least we get Pence
Seriously?
He is a massive backstabber, flip flopping kike
Hey Mike how are y...
THIS IS A NATIONAL RADIO SHOW!
I AM NOT RUSH LIMBAUGH STOP ASKING ME HOW IM DOING
*LOUD AUTISTIC RANT THAT MAKES YOUR EARS BLEED* - "that's all..."
His son created Rockstar
His son is worth as much as Trump
Exactly. Call him a Jew all you want, but he is a Jew who is remarkably dedicated to the preservation of Christian identity and white culture. Hes good by me.
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
He doesnt play Metallica anymore. It’s some other riff. Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy’s guitar army
***MASTER OF PUPPETS PLAYING***
>Welcome to the Savage Natio-TURN IT OFF!! TURN THE MUSIC OFF!!!!!
>Well once again today......... the slender man, the commander and grief WHO HAS UTTERLY DESTROYED THIS NATION in a scorched earth campaign..........THIS BUM AIDED BY THE LOW LIFE VERMIN IN THE MEDIA!!! AND THEN WE HAVE THE PICKLE PUSHER, THE DELI MAN, THE SELTZER MAN, SLEEPY CHUCK TODD, BLINKY BLITZER, MAXINE MUDDY WATERS, THE JAKE TAPWATERS, THE ANDERSON BLOOPERS. THESE - THESE - THESE...I can't say it...its a family show
>Anyway, I was on my way to my favorite little Italian restaurant on the water when I saw a degenerate marxist feminist ride her bike past me with blue hair. I couldn't even enjoy my spaghetti and meatballs after that, and it wasn't because the meatballs aren't as big as they used to be...its just..I don't know I'm in a bad mood. I had two vodka martinis now I have a headache
>But the craziest thing happened to me while I was eating there, Teddy was sitting there and he gave me this look haha and I knew I had to do the show today.....but he's really quite traumitized after getting kicked the poor thing ....he's still afraid of feet can you believe that? but my lawyer is dealing with it.....I wonder if you can sue for the emotional trauma of a dog?? Anyway, I was eating my meatballs and the crown on my tooth popped out, does this dentist have any idea what he's doing? ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK. I'm chewing this meatball and I'm thinking "Wait a minute, there is nothing hard in meatballs". Sure enough I spit it out and there it is.
>Let's go to the calls.....hmm looks like we have no time left in the hour. Be here or be nowhere.
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>ARE YOU A SODOMITE
>YOU SHOULD GET AIDS AND DIE YOU PIG
>GO EAT A SAUSAGE AND CHOKE ON IT
>HE DIDN'T HAVE A NICE NIGHT AT THE BATH HOUSE
>PUT ANOTHER SODOMITE ON