What are redpills for first time home owners?

Also post epiclifehacks for houses.

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You never really own your home ( try not paying your property tax). Ergo... buy in a state with LOW property taxes.

Find a house you want to buy. Have a friend find a house he wants to buy. Houses should be of approximate value. Then he buys the house you like and you buy the house he likes. You rent to each other. Write-offs up the ass!

You're welcome.

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Kinda makes it seem like its not that different than renting an appt really

Uh, no. Not really. For example, my property taxes for my 36 acres here in the south are only $550 per year. Try renting for that low a monthly rent. Hence my suggestion to buy a house in low tax states.

The only red pill that matters now is that war is coming.

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Hail can ruin your life. Get a metal roof and NO SUNLIGHTS

paying property taxes will make you hate everything the government does, especially government education and roadworks.

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YOu will spend money on a bank ordered inspection that will not find anything in particular wrong. You will move in and find that the plumbers working for the house flippers you just paid installed many a waste pipe that flows uphill as it travels away from a sink or toilet. You will find the electrician put three rooms on one breaker. You will find that the carpenters re-roofed but failed to check the roof deck and the mold contained therein will start to infect every inch of your living space. Have fun.

Amen

Join the HOA board so you can lay down the law to any niggers that live in the neighborhood.

oh you bought into the brick and mortar jew

That all depends on the state. $550 tells me you're in the southwest. 36 acres tells me you're in Lolorado or New Mexico due to the minimum well size. The problem with those states is they're basically no good for agriculture. Try getting prime farmland of that size for anything less than $100/acre in taxes alone.

Being excited about trips to Lowes or the Home Depot will end by the second weekend.
If married, remember nesting is about the strongest instinct a woman has next to kids. Keep her happy, or in a year you will be losing the house.
After you pay property taxes for the first time, you will notice every pot-hole on your way home and start cussing.

Life hack? Some states don't tax outbuildings as much, so if you want to dodge taxes build an outbuilding, build an underground home inside it and buy a cheap trailer. Claim you live in that, but actually live in the house.

Never tell anyone about your secret underground home and you'll pay next to no taxes.

So find a good inspector, just like you do with a used car and a family mechanic?

All inspectors are in cahoots with the industry. There is no such thing as a good inspector.

What can you write off? Wouldn't the rent you receive just be taxed as income?

This.
The inspection said everything was great. Three months later the vent to our gas water heater collapsed in the middle of the night, and we woke up to alarms going off.

GET CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTORS.

No, not yet. I'm looking at a small house that has a rent to own option. I like the idea cause rent is applied to purchase price if you decide to buy, 3 years to decide , and I'll hopefully know all the bad stuff by that time and be well informed on the purchase.

Despite electing Trump the damage is already done, no matter how many he deports their kids will still remain. What happens now is a mystery but, this country is screwed economically and I give it 12 years maximum. Working class whites are on the decline while people who rely on government benefits are increasing with the demographic shift. We will try socialism/communism but, that will implode in a year assuming we seize all assets from the 5%. Our road system and infrastructure to transport food long distances to cities is going to be probably what does us in as a nation, also if we seize corporate farms which produce the majority of our food no doubt in my mind the government will run food production into the group like Zimbabwe. Not to mention welfare, social security and other programs which will no doubt fall apart no doubt causing panic on a scale we haven't seen before.

Get a gun, ammo, a farm, and seek out like minded individuals to survive it

If you're farming on it and get an Agriculture productivity appraisal on the property. A 1 million dollar 400 acre ranch could be taxed at 500 bucks a year

It's dumb to associate energy drink with people in their 30s.
We watch child porn and we drink canned coffee. Maybe with a straw so it's easier to get the last bit at the bottom.

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Buy in a zip code that minorities can't afford. Be careful fixing up the place, fix up the inside as much as you can without having to pull permits and keep the outside nice, but not too ostentatious. Don't trigger a tax reassessment.

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I FUCKING HATE ROADS

This.

Pay attention to school districts. You can obtain info on the school's demographics and free lunch participation.

Avoid areas that have section 8 style apartments. Look at local retail options. Pawnshops? Little Ceasers?

Stop your car at local gas station on a Saturday and see watch the locals come and go. Are they low lifes?