Is this just Australia's canada?

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At least we don't have to touch it.

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Kiwis aren't nearly as annoying.

It's the Australians who are annoying.

australia is new zealand's shelbyville.

Nah. Aussie has to apologise for being white we aren't that bad here yet.

nailed it

Isn't NZ where all the Brits flee to?

no, they are like australias mexico.
they send violent shitskins here who form gangs and assault, rob, and rape white people.

Yeah and guess what they are bringing with them.

Yes, just like the way Wales is England's - everyone has a Canada, feels bad man

Australia is New Zealands Canada you fuckwit

Tuberculosis?

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No, it's our Cuba.

licenses

Nah they're more irrelevant than that.

Kiwis are fucking flogs

100% it is they are a more cucked version of us the only thing they've got better than us is their gun laws
heck they even elected a woman as Prime minister
pretty much

Nah, the UK is our Canada.
NZ is our Puerto Rico.

Kiwi dollars ain't worth shit

I'm offended be a use you didn't state your privilege before you spoke to me

Please try again

Australians are America’s greatest ally

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i lol'd

no, both canada and new zealand are america and australia's portugal, respectively.

You're just jealous because we friendzoned you by not allowing your big boy ships in our waters xx

Yeah, too bad the only thing allowed to penetrate your “waters” are sheep.

We got sheep, you got Mexicans
We don't get yelled at for keeping ours in a fenced area

Here's my privilege you cunt

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Hehe that was breddy gud, you’ll be the last Kiwi diced on the day of the Blender

top tier camwhores

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You might be onto something

USA :: Canada
Australia :: New Zealand
Japan :: South Korea
South Korea :: North Korea:
India :: Pakistan
Mexico :: Guatemala
Chile :: Argentina
Denmark :: Sweden

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im moving to nz

> Tfw 3 houses in sydney absolutely extorting ausfag families with high rent.

that's a man baby

It's not like your rent isn't even more ludicrous. New Zealand's housing prices are so astronomical I'm surprised you haven't genocided the Chinese yet.

Fact, NZ is the fifth FVEY partner. There’s such a thing as FOUREYES because Kiwis can’t be trusted with everything the partners know.

I'd rather listen to cats being strangled than that kiwi accent.

>get injured in Australia
>expect $10,000 bill
>$300
>mfw

what the fuck is this shit

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Market Price.

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Wenne ge dewn te Chrestcherch meyt?

If the guns laws where a little less strict and more murican I would love to move there. It looks beautiful and I hear it has some of the best soil and agriculture in the world.

Mongrel nation

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t o p t i e r

They run a close second tho.

at least they're not desert and jungle like straya
south island must have some comfy spots

NEEERRRRDDDDSSS

Land prices are fucking horseshit. It's like fucking New York or Sydney or the non-nigger parts of Chicago there. The Chinese own like 90% of their land as offshore assets that the CCP can't get to.

>Responsible people can get AR15's and pistols
>niggers can't
Yea I hate our strict laws as well.

You no nothing friend.

Bad teeth?

Yes but we aren't such massive faggots

look at the PM