(turn above on while reading)
OOOOHHHHH WAAAAAGGIIEEEEEEEEEEE
HEEERRREEEE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE
Wheres my cute little wagie?
WAGGGGIIIEEE WHERE ARE YOU?
Who's a hungry boy? WAGIE!!!!
OH THERE HE IS!!!
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!
Who wants the money? Who wants the money?
You want it boy?
C'mon boy jump!
You almost got it that time wagie, jump one more time!
Jump higher wagie higher!
Ohhhh ok, you did good, here you go boy.
Go have a nap and we can play later.
dont worry fellow portobro, just 4 more days, hang in there.
im up at 5am on a tuesday, you think im employed? lol
joining the army next month though
You should rape your drill sergeant
All businesses have existed since the dawn of creation and are passed down to the owner's children through bloodline. No new businesses are created since the day that God created them and none ever will be.
I love wagie threads
Same, i'm a neet who wakes up every morning extremely early. and occasionaly sells/repairs computers in the neighbourhood. Normies still think i'm productive simply because i wake up early even though i just waste my time shitposting.
Why are normies obsessed with waking up early?
Did you know Elvis used to stay up all night and wake up in the afternoon?
>neets are so devoid of ambition that they think it's noble to live off mommys dime
you'll die sad, alone and quickly forgotten if you keep it up.
how could a man with a shitty perspective enjoy anything.
>you'll die sad
I was already sad.
>alone
waaaaaaaaaaah I need attention
>and quickly forgotten if you keep it up.
You think you're going to be remembered? Maybe for being a pervert and a dork.....
Please stop posting this every time i go to work.
me too, but this low energy threads are nothing compare to the Jow Forums ones
So what have you neets been up to lately? Have you started the job search yet
Ahahahahahah
I'd almost take this seriously if you weren't german. So not only are you being replaced by mad muzzies but now you're also unemployed?
stay strong Swede bro
>enjoying your functional enslavement is just a matter of perspective
Tfw I unironically agree with that
*bbbbbbrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp*