AUS/POL/ LAURA JAYES EDITION #2

Evening lads.

>Opt Out of MHR
myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
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>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
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>Australia's population to hit 25 million, newest resident likely to be young, female and Chinese
archive.fo/0mzyj#selection-274.0-274.1

>Outgoing race discrimination commissioner slams resurgence of 'far-right dog whistle politics'
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> Australian sex education isn’t diverse enough. Here’s why we should follow England’s lead
archive.fo/pZTXF#selection-924.0-924.3

>The latest battle over energy policy is a reminder that Australian politics has been broken for 25 years
archive.fo/kU4HP#selection-1068.0-1068.3

>Populism has a valid place in our democracy
unv.is/baka.com.au/politics/federal/populism-has-a-valid-place-in-our-democracy-20180731-p4zum5.html

>As the US-China trade war continues, the Aussie dollar continues to plummet
unv.is/baka.com.au/business/markets/three-reasons-to-bet-against-the-australian-dollar-20180807-p4zvxg.html

>RBA holds cash rate at 1.5%
archive.fo/ioxOs#selection-366.0-366.3

>Australian Defence Force denies it has banned employees using ‘he’ and ‘she’
archive.fo/Z3QtX#selection-240.0-240.1

> Greens to run Oxford-educated lawyer against Peter Dutton
archive.fo/PBsTV#selection-1350.0-1350.1

>Banking royal commission: ASIC gets power to embed staff in big four banks, AMP
archive.fo/feNjh#selection-274.0-274.1

> Labor calls for reef foundation to return $444m grant to Great Barrier Reef Foundation
archive.fo/5x68G#selection-1350.0-1350.1


>Blair Cottrell "harasses" Sky News reporter
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First for Packen'ham upp'er.

What's with the chinaman spamming the other thread?

north-west here

Evening lads - another beautiful day on this great Earth. Anyone achieve anything cool today?

>likely to be young, female and Chinese
>discrimination
>'far-right dog whistle politics'
>isn’t diverse enough
>follow England’s lead
>politics has been broken
>our democracy
>banned employees using ‘he’ and ‘she’
>Oxford-educated lawyer
>Blair Cottrell

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I'm asian and i'm considering moving to your beautiful country.

>>'far-right dog whistle politics'
Forgot to mention, that lad is Chinese.

lonely bus stop edition

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Nope.

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Hello there. Yes, i successfully applied for a working visa today and looking forward to see how does it feel to be an asian in australia.

Fuck off insects

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You'll fit right in, mate

stop being racist.

Message approved by Prime Minister of Australia.

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>looking forward to see how does it feel to be an asian in australia.
like a nest of cockroaches in my kitchen.

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>looking forward to see how does it feel to be an asian in australia.
feels like getting bashed and robbed by golliwogs.

Aye... **CUNT**

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bahahahaha! Absolutely QLD bogan on steroids

memes aside, where do you legitimately see this country in 10 years?

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burned to the fucking ground

Like you never even left home in the first place

last photo edition

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Thank you, friend! I really hope there are a lot of friendly people like you! My grandma owns a small cafe in melbourne chinatown, so i hope i will be able to stay there forever!
Well, it might be a little bit crowded, but i'm allright with it. Since little age i used to live in small apartments, but maybe with my degree i will be able to buy my very own house one day!

Oneaucunts mentioned the double is back at KFC (for a limited time only), and I got a hankerin. Thought I'd get a quad-stack o'doubles for din dins.
Drive-thru was chokkas so decided to waltz in.
Some demi-nig/coon with dreads taking orders, quick glance into the back there was a dark-hair gentleman doing the cooking. Didn't get a decent look at the cook, but I turned 360* and moonwalked the fuck on outa there.

Reminder: Don't let our greatest strength prepare your meals. Looks like it's dominos for dinner.

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sorry that was low res here is better one

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>but maybe with my degree i will be able to buy my very own house one day!
Don't bet on it. Your drug-running kin have bumped up the property prices.
Maybe you can exchange information to the CCP and they can slush-fund you an apartment.

So I'm dating a Kiwi from Hong Kong. What's Australia's thoughts on Kiwis?

Being a sydn*Yoid is suffering.

Let me tell you how much I'm suffering as an sydn*Yoid. There are 256 Nongentillion stars in the observable universe. If the word "Suffer" was microscopically coded on every yoctometre of the surface of each atom they are made of, it would not even make 1 1 triacontillionth of the suffering I endure each 0.5 attoseconds on this stinking rock

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bad

The Sovereign of China inspecting local government officials from Australia Special Administration Region, satisfied.

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I just make my own kfc.
The recipe is simple enough. It just takes more time.

any amount of nationalism is retarded. arab nations are retarded for wanting a pan-nationalist arab state, americans are retarded for wanting a purely american state etc etc

What kind of cunt is this?
Had a huntsman crash my party today...There the cunt is again.
I think he's after one of my daddy longlegs. Now he's just staring at me.

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We don't sell drugs. It might be japs, but the rest of asians are hardworking pals who obey law and live in a traditional way, respecting other nationalities.

w u t

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Yeah but the supercharged sauce?

Leave him. He'll get rid of some of your pests and leave when he's full.

shes fucking huge. kill it before it lays eggs, literally

they're fine - more freedom oriented than aus. quite conservative. If it werent for the cold i could see myself retiring there one day.

y lie?
You can't formulate an idea to save your life, and your people just ripped the anglo strat off.

The chinks have different brains to us and do not think as we do. As different as the mind of a man is to the mind of a woman is the chink mind from ours.

I have studied the chink mind and offer aus/pol/ some of my wisdom. Here's how you can get under the skin of a chink with three easy tricks...

1. The primary virtue among the ching-chongs is their unity. The ching-chongs speak about their unity the way that the americans speak about their freedom. To get under the skin of a chink, tell them about how we're going to subdivide china into smaller pieces after the next war, and give independence to Tibet, Formosa and Hong Kong.

2. Just as the white races have a problem with guilt, the yellow races have a problem with shame. To get under the skin of a chink, remind them of the century of humiliation and tell them how we're going to cause a second century of humiloation if they keep messing with us.

3. The yellow races are extremely conformist and are desperate to fit in. That's why their women all race mix. They know that race is a barrier to integration and don't want their kids to have the same problems they have. To get under the skin of a chink, remind them that they will always be an outsider here and will never, ever fit in or be an true Australian.

Screenshot this post and memorise these tactics.

lol bro.

pathetic meandering hopless versions of Aussies

Wew lad boi

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Can't help ya there m8
I suppose if you could find some way to stock up on the packets you'd be set.

The greatest virtue of se asians is their commercialism and willingness to take a risk. also their unwillingness to accomodate societal threats. cf. singapore.

Yeah nah, the little ones are fine. They disperse pretty quick.

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This
>memes aside, where do you legitimately see this country in 10 years?
Completely mad max

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Tfw the face genetics all come together but the height isnt there

All true, and don't forget their double-thinking logic, never trust what they says, only observe what they do, and never ever fully trust them even they constantly produce the expected outcome - that's just one side of their thinking, they can switch to the other side seamlessly without realise anything wrong about it.

We have a good attitude to taking down fuckwits. See Salim Mehajer. We will be fine - a little browner, a little poorer but still essentially us.

Dunno who that is flipo spoon-fed me

First - not a flip - expat.

second - salim mehajer was the auburn deputy mayour cunt who is now in jail for being a lairy fuckwit. essentially.

I don't lie. We are good at math and science, so this is why we overcame the huge crisis of 20 century. But who could have guessed that we will be number 1 country on this planet by our sheer willpower and smartness alone? Ppl shouldn't have underestimated us in the first place. And what kind of strat are you talking about?

blocked. deleted.

>And what kind of strat are you talking about?
Do you smoke?

little ones are qt desu

as long as they stay the fuck out of my car

Why can’t we integrate all all the incoming nigger doctors and engineers into regional Aboriginal communities ?
The communities always need more medical staff

what you mean by this?

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no, it's extremely unhealthy

they looked at resettling migrants into rural and regional centres but it never worked out - too far from support networks apparently.

a pity. but a good idea.

How come that guy hasn't been killed in prison yet? It kinda pisses me off.

>newest resident likely to be young, female and chinese
We hit the 25 million mark by immigration and not by natural Australian birth. That's depressing as fuck.

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We have already perfectly good nigger habitats... that is a bull shit excuse

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> Australian sex education isn’t diverse enough. Here’s why we should follow England’s lead
Gotta program white girls from youngest age possible to want to fuck niggers. It's fucking disgusting.

he can choose if he wants to go into general population, Imagine getting strangled by him that would be interesting

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please expand friend.

my thoughts: if you are going to have migrants (which we inevitably will given where the mainstream is at) you need to turn them into productive little units ASAP so they pay taces. we did it with the greeks and lebs, the danes etc.

we are struggling with the middle easterners and the sudanese.

support networks make a big difference in turning leeches into productive humans.

I guess a man can dream...
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Who here JUST?

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>posting worst girl

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You could just ask for another

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>women here have a nigger fetish
we /america/ now

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I guess support networks is new speak for white women

Please, tell us more

But user-san Ryuko is far superior, why would I want to save pics of an inferior girl?

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Mfw brett will likely never choke you out, feels bad man.

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not at all - help in the language of origin - cultural groups - advice on how to apply for jobs in an aussie context. think rationally not idealistically and you will see there is only a handful of viable solutions to a problem. these solutions dont involve isolating newbs and turning them into welfare slaves.

>we are struggling with the middle easterners and the sudanese.
Yeah funny how those two groups go in other communities.
Sudas are basically Bantu, right?

Depends on the USA. If they tank, we're fucked. A new province of China.

Three is the limit
nb4 avatarfagging

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So what you're saying is you're being JUSTed right this second?

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They have no right to be here. Why should I be forced to "help" them get jobs that should be for my own people? Why should I want them to become part of my culture and country? Breed with my people? Have their mongrel kids go to school with mine? Fuck off.

dump her. if she's not good enough for one of her own family, she's not good enough for you.

no idea - shit end of the spectrum for mine. unredeemable. just too different from us. will never assimilate.

Sudos Will start warring with the aboriginals immediately resulting in no net welfare change

what's the realistic alternative in this environment? not assimilate them, have them live off welfare, add 20% to the social security bill. have to live among them anyway? realpolitik is a thing.

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Nah fuck you. The more successful foreigners are the more will come and the more power they will have over us.

ahhh fuck it, this is unpopular, and they cause there own hassles but i feel shit for the abos man. we have effectively genocided them. their health situation is crap. just watching a culture dying...

fuck the sudanese though.

>Expat
Fucken kiddy fiddle more like it.

are you out there campaigning against migration keyboard cowboy? you arent being realistic with the solutions you propose - just "fuck them". real good work.

i'll try it in simpler terms then, chang:

小cuntsman可爱的

但是不喜欢cuntsman在我的车

typical response from a guy with a small penis. this economy has a 7% gdp - up until a year ago i was paying 15% income tax. money is raining on people. but captain govt bailout over here wants to take cheap shots.

Like we even live in a democracy. You have just embraced it and I haven't. Only difference.

>*click*
saved anyway

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