This is a children's book in the USA

This is a children's book in the USA

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This is what americans read to their kids during bedtime.

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Still preferable to what kids have to witness in g*rmany

That's really gross and makes me sad

Book name?

Books name?

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

I bet you think books like "Go The Fuck To Sleep" and "Nobody likes a Cock Block" are also read to American children as well. No this is a satire written like a kid's book. It is definitely not a kid's book. Though now I'm curious what it's called because I want to get a laugh out of it.

Absolutely goy

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This is some degenerate level shit here.
Jesus christ I would pop open all of these people's heads if I caught any of them with this.

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hot, post more

>a laugh
for a friend

Obviously a parody. Pic related actually happened though.

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wow.
Reminder fapping is self-castration. do not partake.

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*inhales*

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>heteronormativity
Why isn't he watching gay porn? So just because he's male he's supposed to like women? Not progressive. Not progressive at all.

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>spiritually.
Lmao at christcucks. Open wide for black semen.

This is probably one of those satirical children's books written by adults for adults to present adult concepts humorously, which they would do if the idea wasn't completely overdone and played out. Sage.

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man, that's just sad

>if you regularly ejaculate, you will be satisfied and comfortable
>so don't do that

lmao

No it’s just a joke book.
But it is pretty hot

I also enjoy rabbits. I have to get a new one after everytime though.

Testosterone peaks after about 2 weeks abstinence, past that point you're just sexually frustrating yourself for no real reason and confusing that nervous tension for "this must be what being alpha feels like!"

NoPorn is the important thing, fapping to your imagination *occasionally* isn't going to do any harm.

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lmao

That's kinda hot.

why are Americans so stupid

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and for this Tay, they killed you.

Post whole book.

muh dick

Who would ever give this book to their child?

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>rights of females to enjoy themselves
yeah getting bukkaked by 4 random men at a time is a womans right

You're shitting me. A girl getting bukkake'd in a fucking children's book?

>import millions of goat fuckers
>they started literally fucking goats
what a shock

Its not a children's book. You have to be pretty dumb to think that.

This. Wtf germany. I live in kreuzberg in berlin btw.

I really want to cum on that rabbit

>Who would ever give this book to their child?
Exactly! The title should be "Everybody Has Those Thoughts, so it Means You're a Bi-Curious Trans-Sexual"

>Wanting to be satisfied or comfortable
Where's that big dick energy man? You should always be moving up

>Not studying metaphysics
Nigger teir taste

So nobody is going to point out that this is a fake book made for Sacha Baron Cohen's "Who is America"?

>hook, line and sinker...

OH
MY GOD!

>This is what germs read to their kids during bedtime

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Someone got paid to draw shota furry porn

You're kidding, right? Some of the best paid artists draw furry porn.

the eternal furry has taken over
DAY OF THE YIFF WHEN

I was asking for source you memeflag nigger

Correct.

i don't know about you but i'm loving Jow Forums today

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I love that one, though the ending almost makes me tear up

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Why would they? The left think they are playing a joke and are intentionally doing it to rile up the right. While the right know it's a "joke" but not to far from the actual truth.

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jesus fucking christ burgers, get your kike problem under control

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this is from borat boy's who is america ur all being trolled

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Though i'd want to know the context this is in, I'm fairly sure it won't help any

>torturing yourself over nu-memes

Kek

you thought that was bad? look what this *actual* childrens' book is about...

www.amazon.com/Things-Ellie-Likes-masturbation-conditions/dp/1849055254

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Do you have the link to a clip or something?

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That book is for teenagers who are on the Autism spectrum or have related mental illnesses. Not small children.

and if that wasn't enough, the sick fuck made one about boys so he could draw more fucked up things...

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I'm gonna need that book for scientific purposes.

Its from a tv show

You should post more.... For research

Don't even force me to post what are the children's books in Germany.

shut up tardlover

can someone post that art pic of the mob of people with the jewish spider in the background cause this look like an IRL picture of that picture.

Wow, Ben Tennyson really must be deep in debt to star in that kind of book.

Is there a follow-up where the farmer was arrested for violating the sovereign rights of the somali migrant by taping him without his consent?

schizo

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That rabbit as some nice hips

I'd love to take that book and put it on the library shelves 50 years ago.

Then watch the reactions.

shut up actual tard

source?
it's obviously not aimed at kids.

>tfw no bunny to bukkake

God punish weimerica

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This looked like a fucking sex ed book. Canada has sone degenerate fucking sex ed and i have no doubt americas is probably worse.

We already had a lot of fun with that one

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> animal porn is illegal
> fucking sheep isn't
> set up camera
> catch sheepfucking migrants
> go directly to jail, producing animal porn
> court orders you to write apology letter in arabic
> fellow inmates ridicule your handwriting
> steal your pillow, spill your juice
> night time
> now you are the sheep

such is life in germanistan

Germans are a sick bunch.

YAS

THIS IS GREAT

ALL KIDS SHOULD

PULL THEIR MEAT

I LOVE THE FUTURE YAS QUEEEN

LGBT IS THE FUTURE

>and for this Tay, they killed you
F

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Source? Because I feel like this is a novelty item, and you're a faggot.

Leafs learn how to bukkake in sex ed? Damn.

Yeah, that bitch needs to be burned at the stake.

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GET THAT FURRY SHIT OFF MY 4CHINS

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BUNNIES ARE FUCKING PURE
WHOEVER DREW THIS AND ANYONE INVOLVED IN THIS ABOMINATION NEED TO BE GASSED

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Here you lazy cunt.

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Oh my God that character is fucking great

Thanks France!

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Glorious

at least he's uncut so the jews haven't gotten that far

>mutts need lube every damn time they touch their weiner

true. my mums bedtime song with her soft voice for me when I was three:

"Beide Beine abgenommen - und dazu den rechten Arm. Tapfer hat er mitgefochten - für das treue Vaterland."

"Both legs taken away - and as well the right arm. Brave he had fought for the loyal fatherland."

>in USA you use liquid soap to masturbate
Is this what lack of foreskin requires?

Pretty fucking disgusting. It's 2018, get on with the times