HAAAAALT

Omelete du Frummage

You know the Germans they always make good stuff

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Best country in the world

Kek

Read into Kaiser Wilhelm II. He was pretty revolutionary too

Whiter than you MuhamMAD

Great philosophy, great artists, great statesman, great scientists, great engineering, great cars and football.

Germans are good looking people even if they are kind of sad

TURN AROUND AND ORDER HIM HE IS POINTING HIS WEAPON AT HIS COMMANDING OFFICER AND THEN THEN SHOOT HIM

I say your thread is shit, OP and I'll show you how it's done.

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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im an ashkeNAZI, get it, haha

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Sorry, I need clarification. Past Nazi Germany, fictional post WW2 Nazi Germany (& which fictional universe?), or present Germany?

I hope that with the help of Germany, we will make Europe a continent free of (((them)))

The Third Reich and beamers

>Laughs in american about americans education

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Hitler kaput, geh nach schwanz

Already a Waffen SS, let's roll

>This guy stops you and tells you to say one nice thing about Germany in order to be allowed to pass

You guys aren’t rubbing in Königgrätz and Hitler into our soft belly, so you either have bad history teachers or you are ok not blaming us for shit.

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The Reich will last one thousand years.
We will rise again.

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In London I see maybe 2-3 schlongs per square mile. I've never been to Berlin, but in Dusseldorf, Koln and other places the Schlongo-meter is easily at a 9-10 per square mile. It's sometimes big dongs along a whole wall with a few baby ones around them.
In a small village near Bonn I once saw a lamppost with tons of dicks all over it (about 90 little ones) and Antifa stickers.

What about Bismarck?

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Why?
Greentext pls

They're fantastic sources of BBW and OMA porn.

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They've got some pretty great engineers, and a lot of America's achievements in the 20th century could not have happened without immigration from Germany.

Rolling

Good to have Marshal Antonescu with us

You were right all along.

Ich liebe Deutschland

I love the kids drink spetzi...spetsa...coke and fanta mixed. I still drink it today.

Come on Achemd its me, Omar. *wink*

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lets see what happens, roll

Gas the jews

I am a High Ranking Nazi Reich Official.

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roll

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HAMMER ZEIT

Thanks for giving birth to Marx,Hegel and Nietzsche.

roland

Blut und Boden! Heil Hitler! Sieg Heil!

It used to have a good military.

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Wa Salaam Al-Akium, homey

The only country ever that openly tried to resist the Jews. It's a shame the world was against you.

You are lucky. I almost Genocided you Canada.

Lets do this

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Gib

This isn't original, copy pasta, and would get you banned, if you start that thread

Like I said, read into Wilhelm II. Bismark wasn't as bold imho

Rollerinno

Well at least shekels are in box burried in my garden near... *SS storms into cabin*

>Danmark til Ejderen!
point that puny shit somewhere else Tysker. You are in the presence of your betters.

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Best combo of industriousness and intelligence. Also very disciplined
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Fuck it, roll

Achtung Juden!

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Hitler hat die besten Ideen für eine wahre Utopie für die gesamte Menschheit. Die Juden müssen gestoppt werden und erlauben Hitler, die Welt richtig zu machen.

Not as many Jews as in my country.

Rollan

To pass as a German just say “Nett ist die kleine Schwester von Scheiße”. After that just nod and say “genau” to everything.

Oh dear lord. Rolling.

I love your diverse culture!

Platz machen!

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Rolling.

Show him my papers and threaten him by reporting him to his superiors for not maintaining proper bureaucracy.

I like those little German noodles....

I would say: I can't since:

The greatness of Christianity did not lie in attempted negotiations for compromise with any similar philosophical opinions in the ancient world, but in its inexorable fanaticism in preaching and fighting for its own doctrine.

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I like germans, they always seem autistic like me

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Isn't that a scene from doctor who

Gotta kill some colonials with mein freund Rommel brb

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I like Germany so much, that I much prefered when there were two.

(An actual quote by one of our most successful politicians in the 1990s)

>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)

Sweet.

Now Eastern front (and all the hot Ukrainian girls I'd rape) get

>Typical nu- male german with his shit fetish

...

You are the best Peons i ever had.

jews did 9/11

Fascism is alive and well in 2018 Deutschland, so good job.

You make the best brick ovens, they're magical. They can incinerate 8 Jewish bodies in 3 minutes. Please bring back those magic brick ovens so I can cook whole pizzas in 30 seconds

Tall, curly blonde, clef chin, slightly manly looking women are the 10/10s of the world.

Praise KEK

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Roll! Much better than OP

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I think it's from 'let's kill hitler'

I love games.
Let's see how my birthright rolls.
Hail Oden

roll for the Führer

I like Germany's traditional architecture

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you guys had enough sense to noy throw away your economic future under SPD and you paid the first bailout package to greece because the ECB and imf were to cowardly to give them money at the time

then it turned out you needed the money later but the spd had allowed the ECB and imf to cut in line for a trade deal

but nobody else in europe at the time had the cash on hand for the first bail out except you. also you walked out of obamas global stimulus package rant saying there is nothing more that needs to be seen