ITT: we fix europe
Europe Map Thread
Xavier Myers
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Jordan Edwards
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Austin Russell
I like the way you think, MACARONIan.
Although I fixed Northern Europe for ya.
Adrian Davis
Hunter Morgan
i bet your grandparents came from poland, stinking jew
Christopher Hernandez
Don't worry Europe is fixing itself
Jack Long
Christopher Young
Gibraltar is British and wants to be British, also germany doesnt deserve to have most of its land.
Caleb Wood
>Constantinople doesnt go to greece instead goes underwater
Cooper Thompson
Eh, not really in the mood to fuck around with minute details today. Maybe some other time.
Daniel Cooper
awful and bluepilled
here is the TRUE Evropa
Elijah Robinson
dominium maris baltici
stick to your island bong
Charles James
Ian Gutierrez
ITT: Denmark without Skåneland and Denmark without the Faroe Islands.
Kayden Ward
>Shills for the source of all of Europe's woes
>Flag
At this point, I really shouldn't expect better.
Tyler Powell
Who...?
Siptar.
Benjamin Nelson
See, if you'd have had modicum of intelligence, you'd have noticed a certain few countries are entirely missing. Not partitioned, missing. But then, you're a Leaf. I can't expect observation from you, can I.
Josiah Jones
>Catalonia+Sicily+Southern Italy+Greece
>Northern Italy+Slovenia
>Poland+Lithuania+Belarus+Ukraine
>Czechoslovakia
>Austria+Hungary+Crotia+Bosnia+Transylvania
>Spain-Basque
>unified Ireland
Too lazy for this, it's nearly 5AM
Carter Scott
>Albanian talking about intelligence
ahhh I needed a chuckle, thank you.
Cooper Carter
Nordics unite. I'll gladly join Denmark as long as I don't have to speak your shitty language.
Kevin Roberts
>Leaf having enough soul or brainpower to laugh
You have remarkable fantasies.
Kevin Kelly
>Siptar
>Human
hahahahaha pa sramota, cigan.
Easton Price
Why does Germany always have to get literally the most core part of Poland?
Jaxon Diaz
alt. version
Xavier Allen
>hahahahaha pa sramota, cigan.
What would you know of shame, you wretched diaspora?
Luke Harris
Fixing Europe Threads are usually massively expanding Germany with its germanic neighbor Nations as God intended. I feel honored.
Some Ideas
>Merge Belgium with Netherlands, the Flander will thank you.
>Merge Portugal with Spain
>Unify the Balkan-states.
Jonathan Cooper
what, the seaside?
Gabriel Lewis
give Nice back to Italy
Ian Thompson
Greater Poland, literally the land of the Polans tribe, also the place of the first capital of Poland.
Jose White
Red is the Neo-Roman Holy Herzegovinian Empire, Successors to the Empire of Alexander, successor to the Persians, successors to the Medians, successors to the Hittites, the Babylonians, and the Egyptians, successors to the Sumerians, successors to the Asiatic Proto-Khans, successors to the Proto-Slavic Empire of the Asiatic steppe, successors to the Holy Finnish Empire, successors to the Kingdom of Old Israel.
Zachary Martin
be realistic no meme maps
Aiden Sullivan
My map is nearly perfect. Every country that matters should be ok with it.
Elijah Smith
Angel Brooks
Im working on a good one don't worry
Isaac Morgan
>filling Germany with poles
Why user?
You’re probably a kraut American and like the German empire but the only way those boundaries are coming back are if the poles get genocid’d and that’s pretty mean
Dominic Jenkins
Give back Rosellón
Jeremiah Ortiz
>Unify the Balkan-states.
Asher Edwards
We
Kayden Hernandez
Dominic Gomez
Cringe and bluepilled
Xavier Kelly
>Unify the Balkan-states.
Dominic Robinson
Not enough basque independence
They’re a nation too and deserve their own state
Jace Bell
>Unify the Balkan-states.
Isaac Ross
>he gave us Dubrovnik
Thanks man
Jacob Carter
You again. Begone
Camden Wilson
Levi Williams
Isaac Baker
Kosovo is 90% Albanian idk wtf you faggots are babbling but then i remember i'm on Jow Forums...ok
Asher Morgan
You stole my rare Pepe from another thread
Kayden Reyes
David Gray
Kayden Lopez
Josiah Campbell
Tyler Jackson
>ITT
Brandon Taylor
Adrian Smith
>SERBIA STRONG
>Kebab eternally removed
>Greader Binland :DDDDDD
>Goebbels patience finally reached its limits.png
>the end to the eternal pole
>Vlad the impaler 2: torture boogaloo
>the caliphate of syria
>gassed.com
>DUCHE DUCHE DUCHE DUCHE ITALIA IRREDENTA
>Stalin may never recover
>vikings 2: this time we wont fuck each other tenderly in the snow
>Corneliu Codreanu's christo-fascistii imperium
>the anglo menace btfo
>the 100 years war 2 concludes
>STRONK GAELIC EXPANSION
Gabriel Taylor
Hudson Nguyen
Why'd you leave serb
Jace Baker
Julian Morris
>doesnt even split lelgium properly
Yves Saint jean-pierre,s'il vous plait
Brody Lopez
Andrew Peterson
>>STRONK GAELIC EXPANSION
Caleb Morris
Stop giving us these communit walloons, they don't deserve to be French
Give Flanders to Flanders
Owen Lee
>fix europe
Pic related
Kevin James
Cooper Sullivan
Communism and egalitarianism are literally products of France, the fuck are you on about Pierre?
Adrian Hall
>imagine being such a fucktard
Levi Scott
quiet Romania
Blake Roberts
soon
Colton Anderson
not but honestly this is the worse map i've seen
Nicholas Baker
>western flanderrs to france
Walloons dont have a coasetline
Isaiah Lee
why does denmark get hamburg and holstein?
and not skåne
Julian Thomas
>bitola
kek
Jaxson White
ITT: Autistic recolorings of borders that have kept Europe stable and peaceful for decades.
Benjamin Young
don't annoy muh neighbor, burger!
Leo Campbell
Austin Sanchez
>implying Europe has been stable and peaceful for decades
Colton Bennett
Is that before or after you stop your women killing babies and your nationalists sucking off refugees? Maybe start with conquering your whole island first?
>Irish don't think they're Anglos
Face it, you have as much Anglo admixture as I do, I'm something like two fifths Irish. Bitter paddy posters are cringeworthy.
Jonathan Thomas
>lithuania in poland
>macedonia to greek and serbs because they told you so
>greece claims some coastline in turkey because XDDD byzantine lmao!
>le ebin colonialism
Leo Davis
In Europe, the current state of affairs is stable and peaceful.
Logan Edwards
That's because the largest military in Europe is based on the other side of an ocean.
Oliver Smith
>lithuania in poland
polish-lithuanian commonwealth
>macedonia to greek and serbs because they told you so
there is no macedonian nation
>greece claims some coastline in turkey because XDDD byzantine lmao!
look at ethnic maps of the ottoman empire from 1920 before the cleaning
>le ebin colonialism
north african caos countries require meds to organize them
Hudson Lewis
Liam Peterson
>stable
take a look at the balkans
Christian Johnson
>lithuania is the same as poland even though they speak different languages
>greeks and serbs get macedonia, because it was in yugoslavia for 70 years, and greeks because they chimped out, the bulgars ofc don't get it, its not like they speak the 90% the same language, have the same history and are genetically connected.
>north african subhumans deserve whites
Samuel Hughes
these countries in their perfect form
Zachary Reed
Nathan Green
History of humanity, for some context to the maps :)
Ancient Era:
--Rise of the Homo Sapiens (Range: Northern Africa to Japan)
--Old Wewuzian Empire (Dominated Africa, the East coast of South America, and the West coast of Australia, constant fighting with the Emus and the Proto-Indians. One Prot-Indian witch doctor in Brazil curses the Wewuzians to one day be enslaved just as they enslave the Indians now)
--Neanderthal Tribes (Control Europe, major infighting)
Old Transitional Period:
--Homo Sapiens split into the Western and Eastern branches. The Eastern branch consolidates control of Asia, starts colonizing the Americas
--Western Homo Sapiens start to push out the Neanderthals, who retreat all the way to Germany
--Kingdom of Old Israel rises, encapsulating all of the Middle East, Greece, and Iran
--Wewuzians are pushed out from their northern territories by Jakub and his servants (Albinos, later incorrectly described as white people)
Middle Transitional Period:
--Wewuzians destroy a large part of the ozone layer creating an environment inhospitable to the albinos. Nearly all die of skin cancer while the rest are killed and ground up into boner powder to be used in African rituals
--Fishing villages begin to dot the landscape of Korea
--Refugees from the Kingdom of Old Israel, destroyed by proto-nazis, flee to what is today Finland. Some flee to the Americas and bury the book of Mormon in the ground.
Late Transitional Period:
--Wewuzians take control of the whole of Africa, but they fragment into competing kingdoms.
--The Proto-Proto-Indo-Europeans attack neanderthal territories in Eastern Europe, permanently erasing them from that part of the World.
--Two Finnish towns, Helles and Sinkenburg rise
End of the Transitional Period, rise of the Indo-Europeans
--Korean unification, started by Chingchong Hwan I, is completed by his grandson Kim Jong Il Hwan II
--Finnish towns are stormed by Indo-European horse people. Complete dynastic change.
Char limit, cont.
Ryan Baker
>macedonian slavs arent slavs, they are greeks
Nathaniel Davis
Ayden Gutierrez
this is all wrong, the first known humans were called homo srbenis and spoke serbian
sap ---> srb
only vatican shills cant see this
Matthew Lewis
a common nickname given to ancient egyptians is tut = sut = srb
thus meaning the pyramids we're actually build by giant dinaric people (5 meters tall)
Joshua Miller
the only map im willing to accept
Anthony Ross
cont.
--Helles and Sinkenburg are united by king Sprotobar III into Hellesinken (Proto-Finnic for "Land of the Israelites")
Rise of the Finnish and Korean Empires
--Korea expanded into China and India by Kim Jong Il Hwan IV, and then into the Asiatic Steppe by Kim Jong Un I
--Finnish Empire expands East to the Ural mountains, all of Scandinavia, and the Baltic states, forms an alliance with the Sclavenii Khaganate
--Sclavenii Khagan Alexander "the Great" of proto-FYROM attacks the Finnish Empire, becoming it's supreme Emperor upon the death of Spurdo III Sparde.
--Alexander modernizes the Finno-Sclavenian army, incorporating huge numbers of horse archers and pikemen carrying 100 foot long pikes
Early Great War
--The Finnish Empire comes into conflict with the Korean empire over a border dispute concerning the Albanian Reich (The Albanians are the ancestors of the modern day Germans, Albanians, and Turks)
--Korea forges a secret alliance with the Neanderthals, who were long oppressed by the PIE peoples.
--Spurdo "the Angry" IIIIIIII Sparde is killed in the Battle of Moscow, and his whole army is annihilated
--Koreans occupy Turkey and Russia
Middle Great War
--The European front is at a standstill, most of the fighting is in the Middle East
--Bordo Sberde breaks down the walls of Constantinople with Wewuzian technology, capturing the city
--Koreans launch a retaliatory invasion of Egypt, but are defeated and their army destroyed
--Bordo leads another attack, this time on Moscow, and manages to capture it
--He continues, and is met by a Korean army in the Urals, which he defeats
--Having expanded most of their manpower, the Koreans sue for peace, but are rejected
Late Great War
--Bordo, uncontested, expands the Finnish Empire all the way to the Russian Far East
--He turns his army southward, aiming to threaten the Korean Capital
--Once again the Koreans sue for peace on even more lenient terms
Limit Reached, cont.
Jack Hughes
Samuel Myers
Pomerania, Silesia, Konigsberg and Memel to Germany
Alsace to Germany
Karelia to Finland
Western Anatolia to Greece
Galcia to Portugal
Polish land in Belarus and Ukraine to Poland
Remaining land of Belarus and Ukraine split between Poland and Russia
Northern Ireland to Ireland
Istra to Italy
Flanders to Netherlands
Walloon to France
That should take care of everything
Luke Sullivan
oh and Austria/German Union
Lucas Rodriguez
--Bordo accepts the peace, which gives the Finns control over the Middle East and Russia
Interwarum
--Korea remilitarizes under Jackie "the Magnificent" Chan
--Finland expands into Europe, taking control of Germany, Italy, France, and Britain, genociding the disloyal neanderthal tribes
--The Wewuzians lose their power after their enslavement of the Jews, Egypt falls into whitoid arms
Can't anymore, someone continue
Noah Turner
Gavin Johnson
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