Brit/pol/ - Charity Shop Bargins Edition

>Brexit LIVE: Row erupts as stalling EU says it might NOT discuss UK deal next month
express.co.uk/news/politics/1000581/brexit-latest-news-live-update-theresa-may-EU-european-union

>Manchester United fuming with Barcelona after lodging late interest in Paul Pogba just TWO days before window closes
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/6967688/manchester-united-fuming-barcelona-paul-pogba/

>Dad who saved son’s life backs plan to map every public defibrillator in the UK
metro.co.uk/2018/08/08/dad-saved-sons-life-backs-plan-map-every-public-defibrillator-uk-7815810/

> Ben Stokes arrives for third day of affray trial
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6038681/Ben-Stokes-arrives-day-affray-trial.html

>Ways to Change the World podcast: Gina Miller
channel4.com/news/ways-to-change-the-world-gina-miller

>Jon Lansman ‘lobbying for Labour to adopt full IHRA definition’ as Corbynite divisions deepen
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/08/jon-lansman-lobbying-labour-adopt-full-ihra-definition-corbynite-divisions

>Boris Johnson burka comments - latest: Dominic Grieve says he would leave Conservative Party if former foreign secretary becomes leader
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-burka-live-updates-niqab-conservative-islamophobia-muslim-women-burka-tory-whip-a8482216.html

>Boris Johnson faces growing criticism over burka jibe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45114368

>£100,000 grant to help Glasgow asylum seekers facing eviction
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45121053

>Five men jailed for Aberystwyth student street attack
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45111342

>One person injured in suspected gas explosion in east Belfast
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45120594

>Two men found guilty of Leicester jeweller's murder
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-45119664

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>digital transformation consultant

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>For over 100 years now, Jews in America have been promoting multiculturalism as a strategy for weakening the dominant culture and thereby enhancing Jewish power.

Without a doubt! Multiculturalism is also the agenda of the Illuminati and their puppets who govern us. This is the agenda of world government. "We will undermine every collective force except our own," say the Protocols. ("Collective force" includes race, religion, nation and family.)

>Illuminati


literally just jews

Ffs what did you cocks do to coalburner to get him to JUST?

You know, some of us like multiculturism due to the social values? Some of us have no issue being around people of other nationalities and actually enjoy it....

>>>digital transformation consultant
i like that
might start calling myself that

Alright, fuck it, how do I feign an illness immediately severe enough for the doctor to order a brain scan?

I've been having for the past few weeks now an almost constant headache that isn't helped by paracetamol, ibuprofen or aspirin, in the months prior to it getting worse it was still there though, it is also usually on one side of my head. I've been having trouble with perspicacity, remembering words and I'll often forget what task I'm supposed to be doing while or before doing it.

I was thinking of buying some of those eye drops that opticians use to dilate your pupils, putting them in one eye, then turning up at an emergency room and tell them I can't remember my name.

i've been out of the loop
give me the quick rundown

>£100,000 grant to help Glasgow asylum seekers facing eviction

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great...so were all right wingers on here too? I've already been literally spat on and called a traitor for marrying a foreigner, i'd assumed it was the more open minded intelligent people that were on Jow Forums.... guess i was wrong.

Scottish nationalism

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>facing eviction
why's that?

>marrying a foreigner
was she cute?
personally i have no problem with it so long as your not churning out dog ugly kids

I’ve read through the BBC article and it didn’t say why

well.... being honest im an ugly fucker, and i punched above my weight. Shes cute, not a fatty, everything I wanted. Buuuuut if the baby has my genes thats whats going to create the dog kids!!!

>giving the BBC even the slightest amount of legitimacy

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bbc is just right wing tory propaganda.... almost as bad as listening to the UKIP or BNP podcasts....

i doubt they made the story up

We can't muddle through this time.

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Bully your GP or find a new one if that doesn't work. Persistence gets better results than deception, especially deceiving a medical professional on a medical issue

>talks shit about burkas
>is of Turkish ancestry himself

Boris is a bit of a retard

>right wing
>tory
Which one do you mean?

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>scotland is based

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boris johnson is a KARA BOĞA?

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Okay. How do I 'bully' him/her/whoeverthefuckimanagetoget?

>Scotland still hasn't recovered from this tweet.

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They can't accuse him of being racist, and turks don't wear burkas.
You're a bit of a retard yourself.

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as a person with autism, i understand why she is upset. But i admit i fucking pissed myself laughing at it. In all seriousness though, scotland is much more preferable than racist uk atm.... i support lgbt and multiculturism, open borders etc. Though i wish the femminiazisand gender extremists would fuck off and controls obviously at border....

>Johnson was born on 19 June 1964 at a hospital on the Upper East Side of Manhattan in New York City, to British parents.[1] His birth was registered with both the US authorities and the city's British Consulate thereby granting him both American and British citizenship.[2] His father, Stanley Johnson, was then studying economics at Columbia University.[3] Stanley's paternal grandfather was Circassian-Turkish journalist Ali Kemal,[4][5][6] while his other ancestry is English, German and French. A 2008 episode of BBC's Who Do You Think You Are? said that his German 3rd great-grandmother Karoline von Rothenburg was the illegitimate daughter of Prince Paul of Württemberg by an actress; the prince was himself a descendant of King George II of Great Britain and King Frederick William I of Prussia.[7] Stanley had married Johnson's mother, Charlotte Fawcett,[8] in 1963, before they moved to the United States; she was an artist from a family of liberal intellectuals.[9] She was the granddaughter of Americans Elias Avery Lowe, a palaeographer of Russian Jewish descent,[10] and Helen Tracy Lowe-Porter, a translator. In reference to his varied ancestry, Johnson has described himself as a "one-man melting pot" – with a combination of Muslims, Jews, and Christians as great-grandparents.[11] Johnson was given his middle name of "Boris" after a Russian émigré the couple had once met in Mexico.[3]

>scotland is much more preferable than racist uk atm..
i know you are trolling by my auntie unironicly wants to move scotland becuase its more left wing according to her

actually not trolling? is it that right wing here that coming here as a leftie is considered trolling?

>19°C

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Most of us are socialists, just with a nationalist bent. National socialists, if you will.

not too bad then. im definately not nationalistic anymore when my country actively attacks me for having a foreign wife.... i just find it so weird that this country, which was once so tolerant, has dropped so far. I can understand if people hated the EU as an institution, but why attack and hate the people of those countries. They do nothing wrong? Obviously those in this country who refuse to work or adapt shouldnt be here, but there's loads who work and assimilate.

...

Click on the post number to reply mate, else we dont know who youre talking to.

>oh did those feet
> in ancient time

sorry! Was meant to reply to comment stating about "Most of us are socialists"

>which was once so tolerant
youre talking about maybe 2 decades in 1500 years of history.
it wasnt that long ago we were genociding people for a laugh, as close to home as ireland

>Obviously those in this country who refuse to work or adapt shouldnt be here, but there's loads who work and assimilate.
There's more important things than the economy. I thought you were left wing?

Why should foreigners have to assimilate? That's cultural imperialism.

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is she white?

morning lads

true enough, it was just something that immediately came to mind. Though i do still care we have an economy thats stable and healthy, id rather like every country to have a stable environment.
Why does that matter

You sound like a good goy anyway

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>Girl, 9, dies after rocks fall from Staithes cliff
bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-45122808

>inb4 corbynites try to blame this on the tories

That's a no then lmao, fuck off you spastic

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she cute

To create a stable economy you need a stable labour pool. If you increase the supply of labour suddenly the price of labour will fall, artificially decreasing wages and giving employers the ability to mistreat their workers because there's an endless labour pool to draw from. The most stable economy then is one with zero immigration.

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so..... i'm confused (and ironically actually spastic), your getting shitty why?

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Doesn't fully work when your country gives more incentives not to work and stay on benefits than to actually work. The fact that their are still so many jobs needing filling, especially with the NHS, shows the labour pool is still not at a great level yet. I'm very curious once weve shot ourselves in the foot with brexit how farmers will feel with british workers in the fields for the inflated price and extra moaning.

STOP REPLYING TO PUBE YOU FUCKING MONGS

i did find a charity shop bargain today. it's a biography of david livingstone, the explorer. it was published in 1940. i bought it for 30p.
the language used in the book is of it's time. pic related is the first page.

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aww the right wing nutjob is getting upset that a leftie is getting even the slightest bit of attention? Go back to your Moggment shrine and masterbate over the Etonian University calendar.

newfag

SEETHING

he's done a number on you

I've done a number on you

too slow

If there's a labour shortage on farms or in the NHS the price of labour will increase until the wage provides enough motivation for someone to take those jobs even if it means moving across the country to take them, or it creates incentives to automate the job.

It doesn't matte if the farmers are complaining about wages because negotiating power should always be on the side of British workers and not big business. I thought you were left wing?

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>still so many jobs needing filling, especially with the NHS

Absolute horseshit, 100s of people will apply for the same job, especially low skilled jobs.
Immigration only benefits corporations who have unlimited low wage labour force.
Stop talking out of your arsehole.

>your getting shitty why?

Welcome to Jow Forums, lad

Nice find mate. Like a ridar haggard novel come to life.

Ok, il bow down simply as im not an expert on the subject. Its just something I observed as my wifes in NHS and they always go on about staff shortage, and most of my friends are factory workers at min wage and moan that they are understaffed. I haven't looked at a broader scope il happily admit to that. I dont want a perfect economy, I just want something stable. Ideally i want freedom of movement BUT i still want checks and some limitations (my wife and i like the idea that you can move anywhere for 3 months, but any longer you must sign up with the relevant authorities and that grants you 3 years leave to remain. During that time you can work and live etc but you must learn the language and history of the country you're living in. At end of three years you take a basic test (nothing as harsh as current life in uk test as that's just barbaric, british people cant even pass it!) and once they pass they get the indefinite leave to remain permanently. If they want citizenship they do that on top as normal).

Slow af tonight...

You are just arguing in favour of big business and bankers. We don't like greedy capitalists who put money above country here so you best leave.

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fallout from the tripwankery

Its still alot more comfy today

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Fuck off cunt, my country isn't some just some economic zone for interchangeable economic units with no particular connection to the land to flow in and out of as they please. It's a land which belongs to a particular people with a history, culture, customs and traditions of their own and which span over a thousand years and I'm not prepared to piss all that away and transform into something completely different just so our GDP looks a bit prettier on a bit of paper. Many other countries on the planet are getting by just fine without having masses of peoples pouring in and out every single year.

this meme has always been stupid,commies are globalists just like neo libs

beg to differ, im in favour of letting anyone feel welcome in this country. Dont give two shits about the money part, though id rather not go third world at least lol. And bearing in mind how much im against people like virgin buying out nhs.... yeah....

i've done a number on you

most countries that are much better than ours are perfectly happy to allow people from other nations move in and work there. Our history is one of barbaric nature, nothing to really be proud of. If it were up to people like you then britain would be all white and no real culture. Heck, most of britain is of german and french descent anyway. Dont give two shits about the GDP looking good, all i care about is people being welcome. If someone decides (god knows how) they like the country and "culture" and want to move here and work here, they should be allowed to and not be bullied and persecuted for feeling that way.

not really, im just responding same way. Unfortunately im very bad with words. I just dont see your massive drive to make britain only for british.

I don't think tankies are as internationalist as the kind of anarcho-communists we have today but I might be wrong.

The problem here is consent. British workers don't consent to having their pay undercut. 70% of British workers want immigration reduced.

The only way to keep public services public is not to kowtow to the international financial capitalist elite who want to privatise everything. What you're arguing for is what they want.

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SEETHING

That was one of my issues with the eu, anyone can come here to work, send their money home and when they are done with the uk just back home. May as well stay in the eu in that case, no thanks.

>people being welcome

Pic related. So youll change the demographics of the country and its culture - with no idea of the long term consequences - just welcome people? From your earlier posts you sound civic nationalist at the least.

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I agree, i think if you work in UK you should be working to live here. Money should go back into our economy. Not disagreeing there! I think the scenario you state is taking the piss! Again I agree, EU workers shouldnt be paid less and it should be an equal market.

If I hear one more person say
>"Islam is not a race"
>"Islamophobia isn't real because phobia is irrational fear and its not irrational to fear islam as it is against our western liberal values"
>"I'm not against muslims I've against ISLAM"
>"islam is a fascist idealogy"
>"the far left and the far right are just as bad as eachother"
>"The left are the real fascists"

I'm going to fucking kill someone

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I have no real care for having even a larger amount of migrants than british people. The future of the world is not individual pockets of culture but one ginormous conglomerate of cultures we can all share in.

>most countries that are much better than ours
like who, spain? greece?
>all i care about is people being welcome
I don't give a shit about immigrants feelings they can fuck off.
Do you leave your door open for anyone to walk in because you care about their feelings? You fucking mong

>you are more likely to die in a car crash than by terrorism

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Islam is not a race
"Islamophobia isn't real because phobia is irrational fear and its not irrational to fear islam as it is against our western liberal values
I'm not against muslims I've against ISLAM
islam is a fascist idealogy
the far left and the far right are just as bad as eachother
The left are the real fascists

Said. Ok start with yourself bitchtits.. Go on and do it.

>terroism
>ignoring all the rape gangs, acid attacks and corruption

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If whites outbreed people in Africa and became 99% of the population you would have no problem with this in principle?

so what, britain should only be british? each country should welcome nobody and keep to their own? What a tool....You're whats wrong with this country.

>individual cultures
>conglomerate of cultures

pick one retard

That would just be nature if they started breeding that much, so yeah sure.

yes because this is BRITAIN you fucking retarded cunt

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Argh im awful at writing haha. What im saying is the future is NOT individual cultures but instead one big melting pot mix one. Sorry!

The mass immigration you're proposing isn't natural but the result of government policy.

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First I agree with booting out people that do that. But banning all other people? Yeah, you're whats wrong with the country. But with those views, you likely read the daily mail and have an IQ of 30 meaning you wont be with us long so thankfully you wont pollute the gene pool much longer. I hope your parents adopt a muslim immigrant :)

>britain should only be british
What is so morally wrong with that? If a Japanese person told you he wants his country to remain recognisably Japanese, would you call him a "tool"?

Agree :( The incentives are utterly retarded. The government needs to stop all the free handouts!