What is Western Superstition I learn from white Boyfriend?

Hello i am Xhin. My boyfriend sometime tell me some interesting superstition from America. It's curious. Some fact like:

>Believe the ghost in the sky who loves you
>Small girl give you some candy or money when your baby teeth dies.
>Go outside without the skin cream and mask
>Go to watch the cars drive in circle
>Being poor makes you fat
>White boys have big jiji (it's not true in my experience haha)
>Drinking the cold water,
>Thirty-day celebration where celebrate the black people.
>April 20, do you know it? Many superstitious laowai will be celebrating today. For some of them, it is the most important day of the year.

I think it's very unique and interested culture. Please share with me, I want to know more Superstiation.

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Fuck off chink

Why do Chinese smell like garbage?

why are you rude to me?

Fuck off back to China

Jow Forums would know better. You should ask them.

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Tits or gtfo

>ghost in the sky
He's more like a spirit

>small girl gives you candy when you lode baby teeth
Thats the tooth fairy. Except here she gives money.

>go outside and watch cars drive in circles
It is exciting to watch

>being poor makes you fat
Only true in the West. We have such an abundance of food and products that our busiessess turn the leftover products into junk food among other things. Junk food is reasonably cheap and poor people have bad decision making skills (education and genes) that they eat too much of it. They drink a lot of soda.

>whites have bigger dicks than asian.
Based on measured statistics. Not self reported. Some think itds because asians have had s.oy for so long but thats nonsense.

>black people month
Thats american. Its some retarded sjw bullshit. Niggers have no history.

Now THIS is some good bait. Other baiting posters on this board should take note

Alright here's some brit superstition. I'm in murica atm do mind the flag.
We have a lot of poltergeist, might be a Chinese thing too but the souls of dead people who died unjustly can cause them to disturb the lives of living people.
We have a lot of local varieties of demon or spirit, such as a hob, which is a household spirit which helps out but can play tricks if annoyed by the homeowner.

Go back to /reddit/ faggot

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>Xhin
No such sound/pinyin in Chinese.
Confirmed larp sage this shit.

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>Legit, thought out answers.

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>Go outside without the skin cream and mask
Explain yourself western barbarians.