Meanwhile in Ancient Egyptian Jow Forums

Meanwhile in Ancient Egyptian Jow Forums

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I'm telling you these merchants and their interest loans are a bad deal. They are sneaky fuckers that get people high with some weird shit, and then they talk about god or gods or what the fuck ever.
RAMSES, DO SOMETHING

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The sacrifices are coming back all corrupt and the flooding this year portents a bad harvest. The high priest of memphis says we need to sacrifice 1000 nubians to the river god.
Fucking based. Is he our guy?

Fuck, that Moses guy got away! Damnit, he's going to publish the mystical secrets of the universe and creation that only we, Pharoah's elite magicians, are supposed to know!!

WE

ARE

KANGZ

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Pic related is an egyptian queen

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𓃓𓂣𓅃𓂗𓂀𓂅𓁅𓂅

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our mercenaries the jews are sacking our towns and killing us we need to get rid of them!

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...and nothing has changed since then.

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Egyptian men depicted with red skin often times because of red ochre. Which they covered themselves in during celebrations and most religious rituals.
Red being the color of vitality, war, and strength. It was also worn during battles

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Praise Kek
Immolate the Jews
Sacred War Now

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While the women are usually more pale, because they royal egyptian women stayed indoors and had slaves to shield them with sun umbrellas

WE WUZ CARTAGENIES N SHIET TOO NIGGA

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How can people see the bone structure of this woman and her hair, and then say Egyptian royalty was black.
This woman is clearly white. Whites ruled Egypt, get over it losers.

Pic related is a good example.
Two blue eyed egyptians, the woman with pale skin, the man with tanned skin from working in the sun

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That is ISIS on the right.

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I have to say I'm truly enjoying these dick washers we imported from Nubia, great job so far, and the wife is getting noticeably more lustful these days.

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Its plain as day what race the egyptians were.
They werent asians, they werent arabs, they werent niggers... they were white.

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FURRIES: WE WUZ GODZ.

10/10 I haven't heard myself laugh in a while

Praise Ra brothers, Ramses II here.
Yesterday Moshe from the Habiru came asking to settle on Palestine. He said we had to liberate them or they would bring Pestilence and death to Mizraim.
I sent the traitorious shemite off and they blocked the Nile! Now there is red alga blosom and the fish are dying making the frogs invade our houses and flies stab our skins. What do fellow mizraimites?

if you look carefully, you notice this is actually a scene of a forced circumcision.

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Let them go. Then change our minds and pursue them, trapping them in the valley at the edge of the red sea where we will make a great slaughter (but actually will follow them into the red sea and drown to death, wasting an entire army. Then the peasants back home will hear of it and revolt, now nigger slaves rule egypt for a short time before theyre overthrown)

Hatshetsut looks /comfy/

no it isn't, the dude getting cut isn't restrained, its the dude getting his hog bandaged

We shoud raid these towel-heads at least 4 times a year. Mycaenean brothers you with me?

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This. And the darker skinned ones doing it are egyptians. Not niggers.
Pic related is how they depicted actual niggers

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These are nigger slaves of egypt

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Have you guys seen that dude moses lately?
I heard he was talking to a bush that was on fire.

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>Ancient Egypt
based shitposters

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RA WON'T GIVE WOMEN OR IMMIGRANTS DIVINE SECRETS

HOW CAN WE STAND BY THIS RACIST, SEXIST BIGOT AND CALL OURSELVES EGYPTIANS

IT'S LITERALLY 3,000 BC #IMPEACH

The distinction between negro and Egyptian is night and day

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Thutmose is such a fag, bring back Amenhotep. He doesn't deserve mummification he just deserves a spanking for being such a jackass. Why the fuck will we ever need the temple of karnak

Got damn... Wypipo needa stop stealin our hisory yo dey jeleaous of our heritage.... Smh

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Blonde egyptian mummy found at karnak (yet again)

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2AD egyptian mask

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>Black people steal egyption heritage.
>Black people steal Mid east accomplishment.
>Black people steal scientology.
>Black people steal judaism.

Is there anything they won't steal?

always the eyes in the old art

Gas the Hyksos, race war now

>Is there anything they won't steal?

Books. I have yet to meet a nigger that would steal a book.

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top kek

We 2016 now

Eye, bird, roach, bird, basket, dude squatting, three wavy lines, oval, squiggles, bird, crocodile.

Alunux Jensis is saying the Nile frogs are turning gay.
(((Who))) could be behind this?

I didn't know the simpsons was based off the Egyptians

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Anyone see those pyramidal structures those alien ambassadors left behind? Wonder what we should call em.

the reedchilds, again

Nah wypipo the real theives

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Shit. ..I was at the gym and this black girl moved her bag away from me.
And I thought, shit a white person isn't going to steal your purse.
I'm going to steal your culture and land then charge you for them.

>Moe is the eternal god of being sad and running a bar

Bwahaha
>blacks
>culture
Oh jew

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Alunux Jensis hieroglyphics have been chipped off the wall by angry atheists, we need our gods to step in to stop these wrongful crusaders

responsibility

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The mummified cat hieroglyphics are the most funny. i most worship the grumpy cat

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Day 0 nofap

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She know da wypipo wan her sheeeeit.
Lebron James fuh da weeen

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this is from peru

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Day 30 nofap

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>Pretty damn clear to all concerned I hope. Unless the custom in ancient Egypt was to venerate and gently pleasure your rulers by having your war dogs chew on them while you shoot them full of arrows, hack them to bits with swords and bladed chariots while stomping on them with your horses hooves ? Not sure bout that kang theory, something seems off.

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>wake up
>praise great lord kek
>put on makeup and wig
>go to woo local qt bald girl
>tell slave to give her flowers
>she falls in love with slave instead
>whip slave

11/10 would bang

I am black

Gotta bump now keke

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WIR MACHEN KANGS UND SCHEISS

Praise Thoth!

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is that a sheep

arabs are white.

anubus

ATEN IS THE ONLY GOD ALL OTHER EGYPTIANS GODS ARE FAKE!

blasphemy

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