PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUCKING GODDAMN GENIUS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Industrial Welders&Machinists Co in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/FYTcE0TZiEA
>VP Pence greets supporters in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/-iiT53lRCwo
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Egypt FM Shoukry 8/8/18
youtu.be/sw3t7xpDvEQ
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Yemen 8/8/18
youtu.be/DoUGUNjfhHU
>UNAmb Haley @Venezuela/Colombia Border 8/8/18
youtu.be/mchWaQRq288
>HHSSec Azar on Mornings w/Maria 8/8/18
youtu.be/p-kj80CrxXQ pt1
youtu.be/uXhNH6ZjNHc pt2
>DHSUndSec Krebs @House on Election Security 8/8/18
c-span.org/video/?448877-1/
>FBI/SEC announce charges against Rep Collins 8/8/18
c-span.org/video/?449620-1/
>Ivanka @Lewis&Clark CommCollege 8/8/18
youtu.be/CdcRkB5KiuE
>GOPChair McDaniel on FoxNews 8/8/18
youtu.be/da4JoCIwQiA
>John James on FoxNews praising Pres Trump 8/8/18
youtu.be/aDHxxGwJzss
>DoDVideo: DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/UK DefSec Williamson 8/8/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/617818/
>Pres Trump @Dinner w/Biz Leaders 8/7/18
youtu.be/GeyCK1SBmL4
>Mooch on FoxNews 8/7/18
youtu.be/hFryHhvu9mU
>THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE ON FBN 8/7/18
youtu.be/aV-j7TOemV4
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/UK DM Williamson Bilat 8/7/18
youtu.be/UMrfPkgJOhs
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Welcomes UK DM Williamson 8/7/18
youtu.be/68JCBBCkn_k
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Press Conf 8/7/18
youtu.be/jB_SQuL8XWU

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i saw you say you were saving shitposts for next thread, i hope you choke on them

Down with the awoo!

Beware Drumpfshits, we have to win at some point.

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KEK
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45119326

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So apparently twitter is mad at Devin Nunes about something, but I don't want to hear what it's about from there because it'll be nothing but krassenkike posting. What happened now?

Did Joe is Joe bring up the new Russian sanctions?

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MAGA

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hohohohohohohohoohohohoho

>Ohio Governor John Kasich said earlier that the results were a rebuke to Republicans.

“This district is so Republican, there should never even have been an election here. And it was so close and — in one of the counties that’s so solidly Republican — where a Republican would normally win by 70 percent, it broke basically 50-50,” he told CBS News.

“So, some Republicans sat at home, but what I think happened, and we don’t have all the numbers yet, I think you will find a lot of Republican women who not only didn’t sit at home, but a significant percentage, or some percentage of them voted for the Democrat.”

TOP KEK

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nobody sided with the leafs. Why is the US getting singled out?

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Women have it easy, cuz lets be real we’d all creampie her even tho she is a loser

Yeah, we're all down with Awoo, are you?

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Death to thread stallers inshallah desu

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MADDOW HAS THE PEE TAPES
MADDOW HAS THE PEE TAPES
MADDOW HAS THE PEE TAPES
MADDOW HAS THE PEE TAPES
MADDOW HAS THE PEE TAPES
MADDOW HAS THE PEE TAPES

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Are there people on here who still watch Morning Joe? I stopped watching it after the primaries when they ramped the shilling up to 11.

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Is there a more cucked city than Portland? Is it the water? Why are there so many crazy left wing lunatics there?

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Related to Bruce Ohr and a shitload of perjury perhaps?

nobody listens to that loser.

thanks women always doing right by us

>charges of speeding, disregarding a stop sign, simple possession of marijuana, driving under the influence and possession of drug paraphernalia
>clean

Hmmm

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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wut for dinner /ptg/

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I'm sick and was asleep for most of the day.
What did I miss?

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no

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Genius, or Classically trained?

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They might win Ohio due to absentee ballots, but it's up again in November, a lot of Republicans stayed home in district 12, Dems do better in special elections for some reason

Appeal to Probability is not an argument.

seriously, what do these RINO fucks not get?
He saved your party. They were saying that once ol' Jebber took a dive against hillary that it was going to be IT for GOP or parties or ANYTHING

In a few years, A SINGLE FUCKING DUDE
completely changed their win/lose ratio

It's a sign

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We've only just begun, cuckboy. Its going to be a long 8 years for the Left.

>cuz lets be real we’d all creampie her even tho she is a loser
Maybe fuga, but definitely not creampie, how many STDs you wanna get user?

>Devin Nunes, the House Intelligence Committee chairman and one of President Donald Trump's most vocal supporters in Congress, is worried about the Republican Party's prospects in the November midterm elections.

>Leaked audio released on Wednesday night features Nunes talking to donors at a Spokane, Washington, fundraiser last week.

>Those priorities include pushing Trump's Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh , through Senate confirmation, and potentially making another run at impeaching Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein.

>A small group of conservatives introduced impeachment documents targeting Rosenstein last month and withdrew them less than 24 hours later.

>"The Senate would have to drop everything they're doing and start with impeachment on Rosenstein. And then take the risk of not getting Kavanaugh confirmed," Nunes said. "So it's not a matter that any of us like Rosenstein. It's a matter of, it's a matter of timing."

Apart from being worried about the midterms, nothing serious

God bless this man.

t. 22yo boomer

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Did Troy or Kobach win yet?

I suppose so
Probably nothing, I had Crab fried rice and Pad Thai today already, as well as a bowl of cherries and pistachios. If hungry later I'll make a pizza.

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>tax returns all over again
lol. She didn't learn to not take the bait.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the whole Saudi vs Canada thing?

November will be interesting to see if more Republicans come out again & get close to 2016 numbers

When are we not?

DO IT
RELEASE THEM

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Sand niggers vs. maple niggers

>8 years
It's less than 6 1/2 years left at this point, user

The Canadians over virtued signaled and pissed off the Saudis.

REMEMBER!
>1) Awoos Are Eternal
>2) The Ride Hasn't Even Begun
>3) You're Here Forever

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Trump has them addicted to tabloid crack

He's a Cali Republican and he's been a good boy, so he gets a bit of slack

Where does the time go?

Is this like her last "bombshell" release of Drumpf's 2005 tax returns? KEK

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it's over drumpf

Clip #1:

TRMS Exclusive: Devin Nunes at fundraiser audio clip 1
REP. NUNES (R-CA): “So therein lies, so it’s like your classic Catch-22 situation where we were at a – this puts us in such a tough spot. If Sessions won’t unrecuse and Mueller won’t clear the president, we’re the only ones. Which is really the danger. That’s why I keep, and thank you for saying it by the way, I mean we have to keep all these seats. We have to keep the majority. If we do not keep the majority, all of this goes away.”

Clip #2:


TRMS Exclusive: Devin Nunes at fundraiser audio clip 2
REP. NUNES (R-CA): “They know it’s ridiculous to go after the president for obstruction of justice. But if they tell a lie often enough and they put it out there and they say, ‘Oh, we’re looking at the tweets,’ cause you know you’ve got a mixed bag on the tweets, right? Like sometimes you love the president’s tweets, sometimes we cringe on the president’s tweets. But they’re trying to make a political, this is all political as to why that story ran in the New York Times on the tweets.”

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TRMS Exclusive: Devin Nunes at fundraiser audio clip 3
REP. NUNES (R-CA): “Now if somebody thinks that my campaign or Cathy’s campaign is colluding with the Chinese, or you name the country, hey, could happen, it would be a very bad thing if Cathy was getting secrets from the Portuguese, let’s say, just because I’m Portuguese, my family was. So Cathy was getting secret information from the Portuguese. You know, may or may not be unusual. But ultimately let’s say the Portuguese came and brought her some stolen emails. And she decided to release those. Okay, now we have a problem, right? Because somebody stole the emails, gave ‘em to Cathy, Cathy released ‘em. Well, if that’s the case, then that’s criminal.”

no dinner for me either

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There still has to be a (((recount))) for Kobach and some (((provisional ballots))) counted for Troy.

They're out already, they say Drumpf is illegal.

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...she looks a little *too* similar to her dad, if you know what I mean...

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they were already. It is nothing, just Nunes fearing the blue wave and impeaching Rosenstein is nothing but a waste of time, considering SCOTUS confirmation is far more important

Remember when they were shilling Portland as "America's most livable city" and insisting it was the happiest place on Earth back in like 2008 era? That's when the libshit floodgates were thrown open. And now Portland is what it is.

well here it is everyone: proof that the democrats expect to lose bigtime in the midterms, and they already have an excuse for when it happens:

Russian operatives have "penetrated" some of Florida's voter registration systems ahead of the 2018 midterms, U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said Wednesday, adding new urgency to concerns about hacking.

The state, however, said it has received "zero information" supporting his claim.

"They have already penetrated certain counties in the state and they now have free rein to move about," Nelson told the Tampa Bay Times before a campaign event in Tampa. He said something similar a day earlier in Tallahassee but declined to elaborate.

"That's classified," the Democrat said Tuesday.

He is facing a re-election challenge in November from Gov. Rick Scott, whose administration said it has no knowledge of the allegations made by Nelson.

tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/08/08/bill-nelson-the-russians-have-penetrated-some-florida-voter-election-systems/

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Nice

>Karem Shalom
guys????

tempus fugit, user

>Infowars has grew by over 60% since their social media ban
It's gotten so easy that our enemies win the game for us

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>in a few more years I'll be able to post this as a fully fledged 30+ year old boomer

>They have to win some at some point
Or do they?

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There were two races Ohio and Kansas yesterday which I think are still too close to call.

Trump will visit New York next week
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NAFTA deal maybe soon
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Rand gives letter to Putin
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China removes American oil from tariff charges
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Get better soon user!

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forgot my image

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based porch goose

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posted this in some other thread but got that red alerts bullshit posted instead. test

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White Monster is the best btw familia

Not an incumbent, always tighter with fresh faces. Normal service to resume in Nov

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A nothingburger from Maddow. I'm shocked.

This. It's also when the mass Californian migration took off. It became San Fran 2.0 ~2010-12

thanks frens, fuggin weak

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>close
>in the midterms
>when the party in the minority is "traditionally" supposed to seize back control of congress
This thing isn't over yet but it doesn't look good for the Dems. They can win some but failing to take control represents total failure.

r8 my new laptop

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Redbull

one thing that will always be callable is that S3 is never ever

>TRACKED

hahaha that episode was a blast

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Does it come with doom?

If not, uninstall that windows and roll again.

Been well?

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seriously, what happens if they don't? do they go MORE crazy?

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It's shit.

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Whats bad about this?

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>it's not normal to look out your window and see an entire mountain range on fire, but in a liberal hell hole it is

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There's been like 9000 threads about it today. Fuck off outta here to one of them.

>liveme.com
He doesn't know

This country is so stupid. Pic related
Black panther was just lion king. It wasn’t even the fourth best superhero movie that came out this year.

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Linda Sarsour confirmed for fifth column sleeper cell.

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>minimalist four leaf clover
Tryhard "muh secret club" bullshit.

How is this news?

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That's not even half the population of its home city. OOPS

Let them burn. It’s my greatest dream to see everything west of Yuma perish.

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Raegan worshippers are fucking retarded.
...was it actually his fault? Did he cuck?
Or did he say it was bullshit and just congress did it anyway?